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Dani, you should try the audio version of the story linked in my sig line. The reader is sooooo good she manages to make even my problematic prose sound sexy. NN, what about a Long Island Tea or maybe a mint julip? Then there's always gin and tonic. Your call. BTW, thanks for asking me to be a friend. Unusually for me, there was a second request. That one wanted me to comment on nude pics of his wife. Talk about one loser barking up the wrong tree. In case you were wondering, I decline his offer but jumped on yours like the proverbial hungry duck on a June Bug. :) Still trying to figure out how to pull up the audio version of a story. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Dani, you should try the audio version of the story linked in my sig line. The reader is sooooo good she manages to make even my problematic prose sound sexy. NN, what about a Long Island Tea or maybe a mint julip? Then there's always gin and tonic. Your call. BTW, thanks for asking me to be a friend. Unusually for me, there was a second request. That one wanted me to comment on nude pics of his wife. Talk about one loser barking up the wrong tree. In case you were wondering, I decline his offer but jumped on yours like the proverbial hungry duck on a June Bug. :) Still trying to figure out how to pull up the audio version of a story. Rump, do you know the author? Go to his/her profile and click on the story in there and it will send you right to it. It should then say that you can click on it by pooshing the button. What story is it and I'll just link ya.
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Chef, first ran across this a few weeks ago when I notoiced there was an audio version of my, 'How Humans Do It' story. Got me to wondering how the reader handled a talking fish, not to mention frog and possum. But the prospect of prospecting through the audio list was more than even my ego could overcome. Then while checking out one of Mazza's stories earlier today, I noticed it also had an audio version. That reminded me what a chore it was to hunt up an audio link which lead to the question about any possible shortcuts Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. ;) :glasses8.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Scooter, thanks for the fine compliment on the graphics. 
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Morning to the Rumplation 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and in debt. Not much your friendly staff (so to speak) can do about those first two except possibly take advantage of the situation. However, you still have time to enter the current Lush no-fee$500 first prize writing contest. Just a suggestion, you understand. We're out of doughnut (donut) holes, again. But there's plenty of Caffine Fairy's Ambrosia coffee plus some vintage triple expresso for those needing a bit more kick in the morning.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Another chance to pimp my story!! Read it please and Ill pick up the next round on my tab! Click here! \/ \/ \/
Check out this competition entry from Delphi! Hardcore, just the way I like it! How Hardcore do I really like it? !Click Here! to see
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Hey ya all, How pages fly by. Shooting condoms eh? Haven't shot one in years, but it must be like riding a bike. But I will practice up before the competition begins. Winner gets a trophy of a giant condom? or just all the used condoms? Oh well on your mark, get set, SHOOT!!!!!! 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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Mmm, morning coffee 
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Sugarbabe: Why, no, ma'am, as the cowboys say. The rumor is that the management has spared no expense for this competition! :) 
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Shooting Condum Day? Is Condum Day related to Doris Day? Whatever the case, who'd want to shoot the poor sap sucker? I'm soooooo confused.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I hate to stumble in so late in the day. What's new? (besides condom competitions and phallic trophies)
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Hello, Miss Wet - Have a cool refreshing summer drink? 
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Why thanks, Sir Cutter. This is exactly what I wanted, and I had no idea what I wanted!
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Man that looks good. I haven't had a pink squirrel in years!!! I'll take 2! As a matter of fact nothing would tickle me more than seeing the men in this bar drinking one of those so I'm buying one for everybody.
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Chef, you do know what it will mean if word gets out about you buying the house any sort of drink, even a (shudder) Pink Squirrel, don't you? And now, to something different: Had a brief chat with Nic on her thread announcing the new Lush Android app., to wit: RF: Speaking of Lush audio stories, is there anyway to search for one other than scrolling through the ever lenghtening Audio category list? Nic: It would be nice to have the option to search in audio stories only. It's missing from the advanced search. I'll ask Gav to add it in.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Well there ya are. Ask and ye shall receive.
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Ow, Ill taste Chef's Pink Squirrel!
Check out this competition entry from Delphi! Hardcore, just the way I like it!How Hardcore do I really like it? !Click Here! to see
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Lol, I see what you did there nurse. 
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Naughty Nurse, I tried to vote for your first-rate story, again. But the powers-that-be have a narrow minded attitude about casting multiple votes for the same story. Sorry about that. And thanks again for your vote and kind comment on my entry: Willie and the Brain.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Ahh, RF it's not kind if it's true!
Check out this competition entry from Delphi! Hardcore, just the way I like it!How Hardcore do I really like it? !Click Here! to see
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Happy TGIF y'all. Congrats on making it through another week. To celebrate the event there's Caffine Fairy coffee and a plate full of Busty's Best Biscuits. Just what those hockey pucks are best at or for eludes me. Last day to enter the Lush VIP writing contest. A no-fee contest with a $500 first prize is a very rare wonder to behold. Not meaning to get political, honest, but in light of his Olympic gaffs, does Mitt Romney appear to be channeling his inner Dan Quayle?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Not to respond to the political statement(I don't like either candidate, haven't voted for either yet, haven't decided exactly where I'll stand in Nov.)Buut...Yes.
Check out this competition entry from Delphi! Hardcore, just the way I like it!How Hardcore do I really like it? !Click Here! to see
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Well it's Friday. competition day! I've been practicing all night. I'll try a strong coffee, but soon I'll need something a little stronger when the finals start. 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Open mouth insert foot Mr. Republican. Of course Mr. Democrat will have something to say about it too.
I'd vote for Gary Johnson if I thought it'd do any good. Just because he wants to legalize pot if for no other reason.
I'm glad NN likes my pink squirrel. *wikkid grin* We need to have something as equally tasty since it's Friday.
I've got an ETA Rumple! August 8 at 11pm.
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*busts through saloon doors* Hello! To celebrate the wondrous occasion that is Friday, drinks are on me! Just tell Mr. Bartender what ya want and he'll throw it on my tab.  And thanks for the competition reminder, Sir Rump. But I stay in my lane, and competitions are definitely outta my league.
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Well, I reckon the competition and Friday Night shenanighans will be long lasting, so I'll start with a sipping drink, thanks. Wet Pussy Cocktail Ingredients 12.5ml vodka 12.5ml peach schnapps 5ml cranberry juice small squeeze of lime Instructions Pour just over a third of vodka, just over a third of peach schnapps, then drizzle the remainder of the shot glass with Cranberry juice, and traditionally, a squeeze of lime juice on top. This, is what we call a Wet Pussy 
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Sounds awesome! One Wet Pussy for everyone to get things started.
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Dayum! Shoulda known these women would be experts at shooting condoms! :) 
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chefkathleen wrote:Open mouth insert foot Mr. Republican. Of course Mr. Democrat will have something to say about it too.
I'd vote for Gary Johnson if I thought it'd do any good. Just because he wants to legalize pot if for no other reason.
I'm glad NN likes my pink squirrel. *wikkid grin* We need to have something as equally tasty since it's Friday.
I've got an ETA Rumple! August 8 at 11pm. Yet another thing the red headed chef & I common! I'd like to have a wet pussy please! Gotta get ready for work in true fashion!
Check out this competition entry from Delphi! Hardcore, just the way I like it!How Hardcore do I really like it? !Click Here! to see
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Pink Squirrels, Wet Pussies, Sex on the Beach, Busty says she's in favor of them all and is working hard to satisfy everyone, so to speak. NN, if your "Charge Nurse' story is any indication, you need one of those power drinks, not just alcohol. :) Chef, three weeks gone should make for a very fun homecoming. CB, whose at the top of the 'Shooting Condums' leader board?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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