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Guest
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 5:59:23 PM

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We may have been over hasty in selecting the judging panel!


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 6:06:28 PM

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Better be careful of the East German judge. ;)

Which reminds me of the joke: What do Berlin hookers and bunji jumping have in commmon? Answer: If your rubber breaks, you're dead meat.

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Guest
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 7:00:15 PM

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Remembering the good ol' daze...


Dani
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 8:21:19 PM

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I think someone slipped me a defective gun! cussing









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Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 8:27:16 PM

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This is how you hold them to get it to shoot straight.
Maybe I shouldn't let my secrete out tho.



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 2:15:44 PM

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Oh, that there was a play-by-play announcer, not to mention color analyst, for this contest. ;)

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REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 3:01:42 PM

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Kee-Rist this hot weather! Is it any wonder I stay inside with frosty mugs and blow the froth off a few?
You're all welcome to come over and enjoy the a/c and frosty mugs with me. When the sun goes down we'll hit the pool. Sorry, no swimming suits allowed.
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Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:04:04 PM

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Dang, chef ! Did you invite EVERYBODY to the pool?!


Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:17:57 PM

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I did Will. I also told them all to BYOB. If they don't they can't come in. I tell them I hear you knocking but you can't come in!

scooter
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 5:58:35 PM

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I just wanna_B the 1st 2 post on page 600

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Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 6:02:38 PM

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WmCutterBlack wrote:
Dang, chef ! Did you invite EVERYBODY to the pool?!





Did you mean "spa" william?
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Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 6:06:32 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Kee-Rist this hot weather! Is it any wonder I stay inside with frosty mugs and blow the froth off a few?
You're all welcome to come over and enjoy the a/c and frosty mugs with me. When the sun goes down we'll hit the pool. Sorry, no swimming suits allowed.


Blow the frost off a feww!


I'm all in chef,, which reminds me of a joke to be told latter

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scooter
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 6:17:39 PM

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WmCutterBlack wrote:
Well, I reckon the competition and Friday Night shenanighans will be long lasting, so I'll start with a sipping drink, thanks.

Wet Pussy Cocktail Ingredients

12.5ml vodka
12.5ml peach schnapps
5ml cranberry juice
small squeeze of lime

Instructions

Pour just over a third of vodka, just over a third of peach schnapps, then drizzle the remainder of the shot glass with Cranberry juice, and traditionally, a squeeze of lime juice on top. This, is what we call a Wet Pussy




dancenude Give me all the wet Pussies you got Cutterblack,,
I'm buyingsheepholy
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 6:46:43 PM

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scooter wrote:



Did you mean "spa" william?


Now, now, Scooter. Chef said explicitly "No swimsuits allowed"! And you have to get your own wet pussies! I got my hands full with this one.


Dani
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 7:10:44 PM

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Backed up pool lines?! Bathing suits?! Miserable cats?! I leave you guys alone for one day and this is what I come back to?? What have you to say for yourselves??

Sir Cutter, PM me por favor when you've a moment to spare. There are things of an important nature (not really) of which I'd like to discuss with you.



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Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 5:31:07 AM

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Wet pussies and thousands of naked people heading to Chef's house.... seems i've missed a few things around here! Next you'll be telling they've stopped serving alcohol!!

In the off chance they ain't i would love a Martini (and not the Dirty sort! - not that he's not cute but at this time of day...)

Dani
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 9:00:40 AM

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Well top of the morning to you all. Well those of you that aren't completely hungover from Chef's wild pool party.



We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney. And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV.

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 11:19:50 AM

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One, Morning Martini Special coming right up for Sisters. and one Screaming Mimi Mimosa for the Slippery one.

With just about ever Rumplator still asleep or hungover, your Right Reverand has decided that in lieu of full services today, the congregation is asked to face Australia and give thanks to the Great Matriarch from whom all blessings flow.

--What's the direction to Aussie land? Do I look like a compass? Don't answer that--

Can I have a big, Amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 11:42:04 AM

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Amen to you Matriach and you Rev

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 12:27:31 PM

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For those wondering how to kill time between now and the start of US football, the obvious answer is to get screwed or stewed (as in, to the gills). However, in case there's some down time, here are four suggestions for August reading.

---

Freedom by Jonathan Franzen
--One of the finest, most readable post-WWII American novels.

11-22-63 by Stephen King
--King at his (non-horror) best.

The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett
--Pity the poor fool who doesn't like Discworld books.

which reminds me

Fool by Christopher Moore,
--A bawdy, witty, LOL take-off of King Lear, honest.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 12:39:24 PM

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That was an interesting King book Rump. I enjoyed it.
Oh and how do you find Aussieland? Look down. Down under, get it? I KILL ME!no
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 1:21:16 PM

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Good Afternoon My Lushketeer Friends...hope everyone's doing alright in this fine drinking establishment...I always say that this place has a lot of class...it's all low, but it has a lot of class...

And Chef...look down under what? I just looked under the table but I don't see anything...anyway, probably not important...

I see we got a pretty full bar here, maybe some came here to watch the Olympics...you know, I think if you move the coat hanger antenna, and give it a swift kick on the side, you might be able to get something other than a test pattern on that old TV in the corner...Coma and Tose have been known to watch that old TV for hours...one of these days we should probably turn it on for them...

That sounds like an interesting drink there WMB...I think the only ingredients this bar might be missing are schnapps, juice, and lime...but other than that, we could probably improvise something close...

Hey Elaine...I think the idea of a martini or two or four sounds good myself...I'll think join you there...pass a large pitcher of martinis over this way Reverend to get this party started...

Cheers,
Alan.
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Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 1:39:00 PM

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Dani
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 1:55:27 PM

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A pitcher of martini sounds wonderful, Mr. Dirty, sir. Pass it my way, por favor!Pour Wine

And I'd like to take this moment to thank a special gentleman who shan't (lol, shan't) be named for making me this AWESOME banner! All I did was ask, and no less than 5 minutes later, I had this beautiful strip of awesomeness in my inbox!



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 4:08:14 PM

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Is a 'strip of awesomeness' the same as 'an awesome stripper? Dirty minds and, no doubt, Dirty Martinis want to know. ;)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 5:49:11 PM

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Why Sir Rump, I'd ask you to get your head out of the gutter, but I know it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor. (Especially since all our minds reside there).

But now you've got me thinking about landing strips.laughing6



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captainkirkland
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 10:21:59 PM

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Whatever happened to Bobby Ficher?
scooter
Posted: Sunday, July 29, 2012 11:07:18 PM

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Hey Rump,
A big Amen is in order.

Lush kind of brings us together like the summer Olympics.

"Hip Hip Hurray" to all you Lush people.

scooterRegaeman Man
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 5:16:05 AM

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Morning Monday moaners. There's both Caffine Fairy Ambrosia coffee and Busty's Triple XXXpresso. Beaver Breath Brand Brandy is available for those with extra special needs.

Welcome, Cap. Just think of Rumplations as your dis-information center. To answer your question: He died.

Sisters, IMHO, landing strips are a goodness.

Scooter appears to have already gotten deep into the Olympic spirits.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:32:54 AM

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Morning! Today's my birthday and I'm drinking grey goose and cherry kool-aid to start the morning. With nowhere to go I'll park myself at the bar. Are there any fresh doughnuts around? I hear some guy named Al's buying the drinks for everyone. As long as I can do 30 shots for my 30th today I will be happy among you wonderful people.

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