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Dirty Martini calculated that only once in over 4000 years would Titty Tuesday occur on The Day After Sharon's B-day. So what do you think are the odds that same day is also Naughty Nurse's birthday (WAY TO GO, DIANNA!) and the launch date of her soon-to-be-best selling e-book (WAY TWO GO, DIANNA!)? The mind boggles. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Just back from three weeks in cottage country where I was almost completely unplugged from the world-wide weave. While I haven’t actually caught up on what all has been happening at RUMPLATIONS while I’ve been gone, merely casting my eye over the backlog assures me that there has been a definite lack of loud, thumping music.
So, here it is:
On the Internet no one knows I am a dog.
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Welcome back, Swell. You showed up just in time to celebrate Naughty Nurse's Birthday and Lady Sharon's Day After Her Birthday. Your vid should keep the good times rolling.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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But aren't we a day late for Sharons; a day after her birthday  Naughty nurse needs some birthday cake too  Whats happenin swell
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Aww. Titty Tuesday and nurse's b-day is about to be over.  
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Morning, mid-week moaners and groaners. There's coffee for those needing a caffine fix and hot water for those wanting tea, cocoa, etc.. If all else fails, Beaver Breath Brandy is also available. No doubt everyone shares Slippery's remorse at the passing of Titty Day, Dianna's birthday, and Sharon's day-after-her-birthday. However, today is not without interest. For on this date, way back when, Jerry Garcia of The Grateful Dead, a Rumplator's Rumplator if there ever was one, came upon the scene.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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ughhh, Pass me that coffee please, been a very busy week here...going to get busier! THANK YOU to all for the birthday wishes!!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Hello, Fellow Lush loungers! I think I'm finally ready to upload the final installment of my Roommates trilogy. I edited, reedited, took out scenes, put them back in, and murdered the hell out of it until it reached perfection in my eyes. I'm also working on the eBook version of the trilogy as well, with added scenes and an epilogue that answers a question. Can I have some alcohol-fused coffee so I can write more?
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Good morning Rumpy Rumpers! I'll take some hot water for some tea, por favor!  And thanks for understanding my Titty Tuesday grief, Sir Rump. But fortunately, it comes around EVERY week! 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Not surprised she's in hot water...again! 
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Oh Sir Cutter, how you make me laugh! 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Quiet around here. Guess everyone is watching the Olympics. Me, I'm still PO'ed at the IOC and all five of them rings. I mean, who the heck picks events like judo and badmitten but leaves out that mainstay of the Scottish Highland games, caber tossing. And how about that old USA favorite, roller derby? I'm telling you, it just ain't fair.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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We have Highland games here in Florida Rumpy. I keep trying to get himself to sign up and do it but he never has the time.
He also doesn't have a kilt. Well, not the kind you wear anyway.
If they can put some of the crap they put in there, why not stuff like that?
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Meh. I tuned out after our competitor passed out after only 15 beers. 
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Morning Olympic hopefuls, I'm not shutting off thee olympics until they air; womens syncronised mud wrestling   
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Oh, finally a sport I excel at!!! If I win gold I'll buy the next round!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Good morning, Olympians! I'm excited to see the USA win twenty-some medals, and seeing the lady gymnasts bring home the gold for the first time since 1996. I have to go see my mom today. I promised to spend the afternoon with her. I'll be back with the details later. Have a good one!
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Have fun with your mom Sharon. Just saw we have a new guy from Chicago. You're a good influence. :)
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A GOOD influence you say, chef? I didn't know those types hung around Rumplations. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Hey, Mr. Rump, sir. I have an idea of how we can fix this place up a bit. How about installing a stripper pole?? And then the money made from that can be used to replace that old jukebox in the corner...you know, with one that actually plays music once you put the quarter in??
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Oh! So that's why you women keep asking me for quarters..I had it completely wrong..though I dunno bout a stripper pole..wouldn't the quarters get awful heavy in a g-string?
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I use the quarters for the hot nut machine that Terrance sleeps in.
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Well it's time Terrance started providing for himself! Once the old jukebox gets replaced when the stripper pole profits start piling up, those quarters will be used for entertainment. Terrance needs to get a job. I hear they're doing another one of them arachnid specials on Animal Planet. Will someone please get him an application? 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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naughtynurse wrote:Oh, finally a sport I excel at!!! If I win gold I'll buy the next round! Careful naughty nurse, the IRS plans on taxing gold medals now  PRESIDENT Ob-lama, what a gold digging bitch you are. As long as he don't try taxing drinks around here, I guess things will be alright. Chef, You can influence me into skinny dipping in your pool any old time. Look at all the people from south Florida. I think it's all you kathleen. Nice graphics again Mr CutterBlack, That's a good thing, tip the girls quarters on the stripper pole. The added weight should bring those G-strings to the ground  I'm offering to install the pole Rumple (no charge) that way miss slippery can go for the gold immediately! I'm going for the silver in "Beaver breath brandy chugging". There's just no way of beating DM in that event. I'm glad they made women's beach volley ball an Olympic event. 
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 If we get one of those really long poles, all the ladies can dance at the same time !
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WmCutterBlack wrote:If we get one of those really long poles, all the ladies can dance at the same time ! But what pole will the fellas dance on?
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Probably this Pole? 
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I'm back from seeing my mom. I told her I was going to finally join the circus as a trapeze artist. Speaking of which, can I be the naked wire walker in here, Rump? Terrance would have to spin some yarn for me to walk on.
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:Well it's time Terrance started providing for himself! Once the old jukebox gets replaced when the stripper pole profits start piling up, those quarters will be used for entertainment. Terrance needs to get a job. I hear they're doing another one of them arachnid specials on Animal Planet. Will someone please get him an application? He earns his keep this way. 
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