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Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 11:37:16 AM

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Terrance, you rascal!



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 12:47:57 PM

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Reading today's posts got me to, if not exactly thinking, at least wondering: if this is Titty Tuesday, in two more days, will it be, Tushy Thursday? If so, then what'll we do with Fanny Friday the next day? Can't have too much of a good thing, of course.

Speaking of good things, that Terrance can be a scamp but his heart is in the right place, probably.

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FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 1:36:09 PM

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Actually, there's Wacky Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, and Fanny Friday. There are only 2 days of the week that get designated body parts. The world (and the English language) isn't prepared for a body part for each day of the week.



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 2:15:31 PM

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Sounds like a challenge for the renowned Rumplations' think tank, but then, so is getting in out of the rain.

So who'd like to try the official cocktail of New Orleans, a Sazerac?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 2:17:59 PM

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I thought a Hand Grenade was the official drink of Nawlins. Tried one of those when I went there for my 21st b-day. Had another one and a half and I woke up with my shoes on my hands and my head between my legs.



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Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 3:54:01 PM

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I want WEENIE WEDNESDAY!!!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 3:55:38 PM

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A few years ago, the La. Legislature, a bastion of clear thinking and virtuous civic responsibility if there ever was one, passed something (gas, kidney stone, out?) that made the title official.

The latest contest winners have been posted. Check out the 'Announcements' forum for the names of all the good writers. For the rest of us, a double-shot of 'Old Overshoe Whiskey: the despair of Needmore, Ky) is on the house.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 4:00:00 PM

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'Weenie Wednesday' does have a certain ring to it. Keep up the good work, Sister Chef.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 4:09:16 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
A few years ago, the La. Legislature, a bastion of clear thinking and virtuous civic responsibility if there ever was one, passed something (gas, kidney stone, out?) that made the title official.

The latest contest winners have been posted. Check out the 'Announcements' forum for the names of all the good writers. For the rest of us, a double-shot of 'Old Overshoe Whiskey: the despair of Needmore, Ky) is on the house.

glasses8


The winners were excellent! If I hadn't entered early, I never would have had the courage to enter!

Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many?
It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000!

Charge Nurse

Thank you so very much to those who have read it!
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 7:26:56 PM

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Oh no. Sir Cutter is no longer with us. This makes me quite sad. crybaby



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 3:37:37 AM

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Is it just me, or does this feel more like 'Dip' than 'Hump' Day?

Whatever the case, the Caffine Fairy left us a pot of her beatific brew. There's also some doughnut holes for those into doughnuts or holes.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 5:01:37 AM

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RF, you know I care for some camels right? It is ALWAYS hump day here!


Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many?
It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000!

Charge Nurse

Thank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 7:20:11 AM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Oh no. Sir Cutter is no longer with us. This makes me quite sad. crybaby


What the hell?
Ahh man! I hate that. He was one of the good guys.
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Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 7:21:43 AM

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RumpyRumpyRumpy!! Today's the day! 11pm tonight!! YEAH!!!Big Hugs hello1
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 9:08:29 AM

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Chef, somewhere in the background the old song 'There'll Be A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight' can be heard. :)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 9:50:26 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:


What the hell?
Ahh man! I hate that. He was one of the good guys.


Hopefully his account is merely suspended or something for some oversight and that he didn't just drop off the face of Lush. This place shan't (lol, shan't) be the same without him. crybaby



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Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 12:15:27 PM

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He wasn't suspended as far as I know. There's usually a discussion if someone is to be "let go"

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Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 3:27:28 PM

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Only positive spin possible is that his account having vanished means he's probably in good health. Whatever the case, here's hoping it's just a temporary situation.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 4:17:02 PM

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I agree and best of luck to him too.
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I'm gonna miss his graphics.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 3:00:12 AM

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Morning, to all good, lusters after the Lush life. Congrats on making it to Thursday. Coffee of dubious quality is hot, there's also water of a similar temp and buns complete with hot crosses.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 6:17:11 AM

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Bumpy night...in all the best ways imaginable. Now pass me some coffee please. coffee



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 1:23:36 PM

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Greetings Slippery, Guess you got the coffee you wanted 'cause I just Went to get myself an afternoon cup and discovered the pot had been drained except for the grounds, sludge and BS (bottom settlement). That is, of course, the best part with all the minerals and nutrients so I'm doing fine. How's about you?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 2:51:39 PM

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Aww, I apologize Sir Rump. Next time, I'll make sure you get the very best of the next pot of coffee. And how about this: Your drinks for the rest of the week are on me. Deal?dontknow

P.S. Ignore the fact that the week's almost over.



"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 4:45:10 PM

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If all my drinks are on you, does that mean I get licking priviledges, he asks, hopefully.;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Thursday, August 09, 2012 5:49:15 PM

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Sir Rump, you scamp!Embarassed

Do you even have to ask?f-hihi



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 2:40:01 AM

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It's Friday! Guess that makes saying 'Good Morning' a bit reduntant. Got in a new case of Beaver Breath Brandy which should help folks gag down Busty's coffee.

Slippery, of course I'd ask. After all, it's a universally acknowledged truth that when it comes to being a gent, I've got manners I ain't never used.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 6:21:15 AM

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Give me a cuppa that joe, I have to get everything in order for the weekend. No more lazing around for me!

Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many?
It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000!

Charge Nurse

Thank you so very much to those who have read it!
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 10:34:55 AM

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Save some of that coffee from me nurse!



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