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First day of college football! That means: Cute cheerleaders! Sexy dancers! and a bunch of guys beating the hell out of each other. Life is good. ;) :glasses8
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Just got a 'goodbye' message from, Mazza, one of the true 'good guys' here at Lush.Suddenly, life ain't so good. (sigh) :( 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Just got a 'goodbye' message from, Mazza, one of the true 'good guys' here at Lush.Suddenly, life ain't so good. (sigh) :( Give her time,Rump. She'll be back soon. We hope.
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"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Good noon, luscious Lush ladies. It would be a goodness to have Mazza return. Real life can be a bother. Guess all the Ohio faithful are sending waves of sympathy to Michigan after the 41-14 dismantling Alabama laid on them last night. Then again, maybe not. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Afternoon, Lushies. I'm going to a mini convention to meet some of the sexual deviants on here this weekend. I have to find a pair of come fuck-me heels for the event. What, no church service? I hope Illinois decimates any team that comes across them this year.
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Hello. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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And a bottom of the evening to you, oh, Slippery one. How's your Labor Day weekend going so far? Lady Sharon, attendence has been skimpier than the micro-mini robes of 'The Amazing Graces.' I figger it'll pick up soon, but till then, it ain't been worth turning on the A/C in the sanctuary.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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AHere's wishing a leisurely Labor Day to all, even those not delivering a baby. (rim shot) :) Think I'll use some of the, Toad Suck Tequila to make a batch of margaritas. Any takers?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Happy Labor Day folks and folkettes. What's a girl gotta do for a drink around here?? 
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What', asks Slippery, is a gal gotta do for a drink around here? Well, what about shouting, "Rumple, you fish-faced fool, gimme one of those margaritas made with Toad Suck Tequila. Can't be any worse than the rest of the swill served around here ... can it?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Thanks Sir Rump, but these 2 nice fellas I just met named Coma and Tose said they'd "take care of me"...whatever that means. And one asked me for my phone number, but he passed out before I had a chance to give it to him. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Good Morning, Lushland. It's gonna be a blue Monday all day this Tuesday so Busty made the coffee extra strong. Beaver Breath Brandy is available to either cut the stuff or aid in recovery. Slippery, hate to let you down, but Coma and Tose can't take care of their dental floss collection, much less a lacivious lass such as thee. On the other hand, Terrance has about eight of them and.....
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Aww. And they seemed like such nice guys...when they were conscious, anyways. But I won't let it get me down. It's Titty Tuesday! 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Slippery, if you join Coma and Tose in celebrating T/T, odds are they'll stay at least semi-alert much longer. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hey Rump. Something strong and wet and don't stop until your arm falls off. 
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At first I thought you wanted a Navy SEAL but, if so, then my arm falling off made no sense. For some reason, there's plenty of mix left for Toad Suck Tequila margaritas. They're half-price during, Happy Hour, which is, a rather elastic concept around here.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hello, Lushlanders. It's Hump Day -- behave accordingly. Something that sorta resembles coffee is available. Please don't spill any on the bar. Those gouges are hard to sand out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Greetings, Princess. Sorry Sharon wasn't here to greet you. Care for a 'Toad Suck Tequila Margarita'?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning to all good men and bad women. Something sort of like coffee is available for the brave and bold. Beaver Breath Brandy is available for those needing something to bolster their bravery and boldness. Cowboys beat Giants 24-17. The NFL season is underway. Please remember that while all creeds and beliefs are welcome, the New Orleans Saints are the official team of Rumplations. :)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Good Morning, Lushland. It's gonna be a blue Monday all day this Tuesday so Busty made the coffee extra strong. Beaver Breath Brandy is available to either cut the stuff or aid in recovery. Slippery, hate to let you down, but Coma and Tose can't take care of their dental floss collection, much less a lacivious lass such as thee. On the other hand, Terrance has about eight of them and..... I'll never send big blue sympathy, unless it's in the form of laughter!!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:Aww. And they seemed like such nice guys...when they were conscious, anyways. But I won't let it get me down. It's Titty Tuesday! When i looked at this i suddenly found myself in a trance - it's very hypnotic, almost theraputic Now i've recovered i'll have Vodka and Lime on the rocks
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I need a drink. Don't ask me any questions. Someone just get me an effin' drink! 
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I may not have any news or gossip, but I definitely wish this was a real bar because I could DEFINITELY use a drink tonight. School is killer right now. College is supposed to be fun, right!? Eek
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Good morning Rump and company, sorry I been AWOL for a spell. Life is full of priorities, and things that go bump in the night. It's good to see everybody dressed in back-to-school clothing and football jerseys, but, I prefer the more colorful birthday suits and bikinis that I've grown to enjoy so well. annieXO, sounds like you need a few more frat. parties and one less term paper. I owe you two or three amens Rump. Just gimmie a double Toad-Suck Tequila, a triple Beaver Breath Brandy, and a half pint of Busty's finest beans as punishment Rump. All in one glass. 
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Morning, lusters after the Lush life. There's plenty of Busty's coffee available today. Granted, most of it is leftover from yesterday, but that shouldn't effect the taste of her brew. Slippery, I made you the same drink Scooter just ordered. That should give both of you an early start on the weekend, or knock you out until Sunday afternoon. Either way, enjoy.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Evening fellow drinkers. It was nice of Scooter to pop in and apologies for his absence. And make up for lost time whilst he was at it with a cocktail to end all cocktails Well it's Saturday night and i'm billynomates tonight so i'd thought i'd pop in for a few beers or ciders if you have them, put a few tunes on the jukebox and party the night away.
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Greetings, Sisters. Little short on cider, but there's plenty of Lone Star beer and somewhere in the back of the storeroom should be a case of Boone's Farm Apple wine. According to Busty, there's no 'sell by' date but she claims to have noticed a Carter/Mondale In '76 sticker. Your call. The old Wurlitzer could use a good workout. Give it a whirl. :glass8:
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:The old Wurlitzer could use a good workout. Give it a whirl. By 'Wurlitzer' you do mean that thing sat in the corner that makes some noise and not Mr Martini who is usually sat in a corner reciting poetry! i would hate to give the wrong one a good workout!  Well i have looked on the record machine and there is nothing that would even get my foot tapping, let alone get up and dance to. More beer please...
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