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Who has the time to carve pumpkins like that?
I'll have a shot of something Rump. Don't care what it is. One for each hand please?
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Greetings, football fans. Sugar, I'll have you know this joint has ambiance. Granted, most would categorize it as a befouled smog, but it IS ambiance. Still, your gift will have a place of honor. Scooter, you are such a sport. Letting me have all the Peruvian Marching Powder is such a generous act. ;) Chef, hope your weekend is filled with wanton woo-hoo. (slides over a double shot of Beaver Breath Brandy) Here you go. Hope it'll keep thing rolling. Everyone who predicted West Va. would be trailing Texas Tech 35-7 at halftime is hereby entitled to a free drink. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning, dearly beloved. With attendance down here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers, three plans have emerged to turn things around. 1. Shorten and otherwise improve the sermons. 2. Garb, The Amazing Graces, our all-female choir, with even skimpier and/or transparent choir robes. 3. Give out seconds, even thirds, of the communion wine. Now dearly beloved, I want each of you to prayerfully meditate and give your thoughts on this issue. Can I have a big, Amen?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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George Burns: Say goodnight, Gracie. Gracie Allen: Okay, George Goodnight, Gracie. Jimmy Durante: And goodnight, Mrs. Kalabash, wherever you are. Porky Pig: That's all, folks.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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It's Monday ... sorry about that. Over indulgence in Busty's coffee and/or Beaver Breath Brandy may help. Try one or both and report back in, if possible.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hello?(listening to the echo roll through the bar) I guess no one missed me....
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Oh, you were missed, you naughty nurse, you. Hope all is well in your patch, I mean, hum, well, so to speak.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good Morning Monday, I'll give you that big Amen Rump. (: I think thee Amazing Grazes look just fine with or without their choir robes on, but I been wondering; if Coma or Tose were to fall out of their chairs while the place was empty, would they make any noise? That is so not true naughty, We all missed you. Having a good naughtynurse would be every patients guilty pleasure,, Of Course, having a good bar-keep is another. 
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Scooter wrote: Having a good naughtynurse would be every patients guilty pleasure,, Of Course, having a good bar-keep is another. === One out of two ain't bad, Scooter. ;) What'll ya have to drink?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Had my fill of coffee this morning now it's time for something stronger. I've got a 3/4 full gallon of rum anyone can have if they want it. Funny how when I was younger I loved rum. Now it's kinda sweet and yucky to me.
Do have some Russian vodka laying around somewhere. I might have to get into that tonight. In the meantime, a triple B sounds good Rump.
Hey Scootie! NN! Good to see ya'll.
Hubs sent this. Thought that was nice. Remember John D.?
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Chef, it's a far, far better thing to get that vodka inside you instead of vice versa ... trust me on this one. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Happy Titty Tuesday. Busty (a full-time TT participant) has put together something that smells, even tastes, a bit like coffee. Add enough Beaver Breath Brandy and it'll seem like ambrosia. Maybe what's needed to boost business is a topless bar dancer. Busty says she'd love the job (and tips) job except that with the view of her feet being sorta obstructed, she's skittish about heights.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Feels like I've been away for forever. Luckily Titty Tuesday brings me crawling back every time...it never fails. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Just one more reason to give thanks for it being Titty Tuesday. :)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Aww, Sir Rump....you sure know how to make a girl blush. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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I'm bored. Anything to drink here? Supposed to be cooling off the next few nights. hubby out of town, better get out the blankets. *sigh*
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Evening, lushous Lushettes. Slippery, I was just 'telling it like it is'. Chef, sorry about the one-on-none situation. Here's hoping all your batteries are charged. ;) Read about a vintage cocktail today called a, Josephine Baker. Like you two, she was a very sexy broad. However, her drink included cognac, tawny port and apricot brandy, all sadly missing from the current Rumplations inventory. (sigh) What about a 'Harvey Wallbanger' instead?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Would love one! I have all the ing. here too. Should make one in real life. I remember the first time I had one, I was under 21. Sitting on a barstool talking to my mother. After finishing it, I had to go to the loo. As I stepped down off the stool, the floor seemed to be closer/further away then I thought and I almost went on my ass. I still laugh about that. Miss Baker's drink sounds kinda gross but that doesn't mean I wouldn't try it given the chance.  I also like pink squirrels. 
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Morning to all lolling in the land of Lush. There's some Danish of questionable ancestery available for the starving and/or dieting and Busty Best Brew to help wash 'em down. Beaver Breath Brandy will, as always, be there to help overcome the effects of the other two items. Hum, a redhead who likes 'Pink Squirrels'. Sounds like a color clash to me. Good news! It's hump day and there's now only one Presidential debate left. Gonna be down in the old Sinkhole State. Boca Raton ... that's in the neighborhood of Chef and Naughty, right?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Yea, but I have cast my vote already, so it's immaterial to me :) I'd rather debate the merits if chefk's punk squirrel :D
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Naughty, whatever blows up your skirt is okay by me. ;) BTW, it's probably just my system, but the link to your e-book wouldn't work for me.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Happy Humpday! How's about something to whet my whistle while I straighten my hair?!
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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I'm the same as NN. Cast my vote last week. I don't like the control this one is going to have. They can't address each other. The questions are controlled all kinds of restrictions. What a crock of shit.
On a lighter note. I found the best BBQ place this afternoon. Real, honest to god bbq. Made with real smoke from wood. Nothing liquid. Good ribs, the bark was perfect. Mac and cheese was a little dry but even the cornbread had jalapenos in it. And of course Southern Champagne. = Sweet tea.
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Chef, you've done gone a flung a cravin' on me. Slippery, somewhere behind the bar is, I'm told, a photo of Coma and Tose nude at a bath house that'll straighten anyone's hair.So do you wWant that drink to be a double or triple?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Here ya go Rumpster. Dig in in your mind. 
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It's knuckle-sucking good, Chef. Many thanks. Just one question, if I get mental indigestion, what do I take, a couple aspirins?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Nawp, you'll have a brain fart and it'll all be gone.
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Morning, devotees of delightful debauchery. Speaking of debauched, Busty's whipped up a new pot of her coffee-like brew. Haven't tried it myself, you understand, but Terrance caught a quick whiff and burrowed his way down to the bottom of the hot pistachio nuts dispenser. Approach with caution and Beaver Breath Brandy.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Aww Rump...I thought you liked me. But suggesting I look at a naked pic of Coma and Tose has shown me how you really feel. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Oh, no, Slippery. No offense intended. I was just suggesting a possible way to save a bit of money and time, honest. ;) What about a double Harvey Wallbanger to help ease your suffering?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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