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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 2:10:48 PM

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Be brave, Adele, be very brave. Just remember, when the going gets tough, the tough start chewing.

Rumple's Hint For Halloween Happiness: Always buy candy you like. That'll make the days to come much more satisfying, trust me. :)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 5:05:30 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
I've just finished reading, voting, and commenting on Poppet and Seeker's newest stories. The rest of you reprobates would be well advised to do the same.

To Poppet and Seeker: Some folks just write for fun, others like to work at improving their writing. If you're in the latter category, I'd be glad to share a few thoughts via PM about your work. If not, keep writing and enjoy.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 5:40:09 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Good TGIF morning to all who lust for the Lush life. Y'all sucked down every last drop of the Caffine Fairy's coffee yesterday but Busty has leaned forward to fill those empty mugs to overflowing. That's the good news, the bad news is she then put her t-shirt back on and brewed up a pot of coffee. Beaver Breath Brandy is available. Use as directed.

I thought about declaring today, 'Get Nekkid And Run Amok' here in the bar but then recalled Coma and Tose might want to join in the fun. ( Therefore, the event will be moved to the hot tub dumpster in back. Since they don't like water, I'll open a few cans of Lone Star and ask 'em to keep an eye or two on the bar.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 6:03:10 AM

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Joined: 10/17/2012
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
To Poppet and Seeker: Some folks just write for fun, others like to work at improving their writing. If you're in the latter category, I'd be glad to share a few thoughts via PM about your work. If not, keep writing and enjoy.

glasses8


Hey, Rump. PM away. I really write erotica for my own enjoyment but decided that since Lush seemed like a good outlet, I'd start putting some of it out there for others to enjoy (or not as the case may be).

Got the kettle on? Need my morning tea.


Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions

His Secret, Her New Passion

A business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men

A New Side

New Lush Stories from Seeker4
Poppet
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 6:51:00 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
I've just finished reading, voting, and commenting on Poppet and Seeker's newest stories. The rest of you reprobates would be well advised to do the same.

To Poppet and Seeker: Some folks just write for fun, others like to work at improving their writing. If you're in the latter category, I'd be glad to share a few thoughts via PM about your work. If not, keep writing and enjoy.

glasses8


I mostly write for fun, but of course I want to improve in my writing to make it better! I 98% of the time write from in real life experiences so I go from that. Please by all means PM me when you do read my work!

Forever His

She thought she had control

Her Everything

Immense Pleasure

Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
Poppet
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 6:55:10 AM

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seeker4 wrote:


Hey, Rump. PM away. I really write erotica for my own enjoyment but decided that since Lush seemed like a good outlet, I'd start putting some of it out there for others to enjoy (or not as the case may be).

Got the kettle on? Need my morning tea.


I stopped by to read your story, very well done. I scored and commented. Hope to read more soon. ^-^

Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
seeker4
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 8:02:20 AM

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Poppet wrote:


I stopped by to read your story, very well done. I scored and commented. Hope to read more soon. ^-^


And I'm just getting caught up on yours. Poppet and quite enjoying doing so. I have to confess, though, that I'm not neither submissive nor dominant (I seek neither to control nor submit, simply to share mutual enjoyment and pleasure) so some elements of your stories aren't automatically my cuppa. Your latest, though, was hot enough that it didn't matter (oral is just generally hot for me).


Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions

His Secret, Her New Passion

A business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men

A New Side

New Lush Stories from Seeker4
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 9:37:11 AM

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Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Aww. And I was looking forward to "Get Nekkid and Run Amok" Day. Damn Coma and Tose and their undesirable and indecipherable man-parts! cussing



"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
seeker4
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 9:40:53 AM

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Nothing stopping us from getting nekkid and running amok on our own, slippery. Rump might boot us out with Coma and Tose, though.


Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions

His Secret, Her New Passion

A business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men

A New Side

New Lush Stories from Seeker4
Poppet
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 11:39:46 AM

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seeker4 wrote:


And I'm just getting caught up on yours. Poppet and quite enjoying doing so. I have to confess, though, that I'm not neither submissive nor dominant (I seek neither to control nor submit, simply to share mutual enjoyment and pleasure) so some elements of your stories aren't automatically my cuppa. Your latest, though, was hot enough that it didn't matter (oral is just generally hot for me).


Though my first two stories do have slight Dom/sub in it, it's not very noticeable at all. My third however is very much so. That was the soul purpose. That's why it's under BDSM where as the first two are Love Stories...
My fourth, I love giving oral, It's a big turn on for me. I was required to write it and seems to be a big hit..
Thank you for taking the time to read them though!


Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 11:44:41 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Doesn't anyone read the directives around here? "Get Nekkid and Rum Amok' can not be held INSIDE the bar because of...you know. (nods toward the corner table) However, as you read this, a whole heap of amoking is taking place out back by the dumpster hot tub.

(shakes head) Some folks just never get the message. (opens two more cans of Lone Star to keep Coma an Tose on the job INSIDE the bar)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 1:46:41 PM

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Woohoo! *Gets nekkid and cannon balls into the dumpster hot tub*



"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
scooter
Posted: Saturday, November 03, 2012 6:12:43 AM

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Location: Ohio


There you go slippery, last one in has to slip outta something (bikini preferably) less comfortable!
I really think we should fill this with jello shots for the weekend
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, November 03, 2012 8:49:04 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
It's the crack of noon here in the states, give or take a couple hours. No hot coffee or water, just Bloody Marys, Tequila Sunrises, Mimosas, Screwdrivers, and for those needing a caffine hit, drinks with iced coffee or tea and vodka...sorry about the limited menu. Of course there's plenty of cheap beer and even cheaper booze including Beaver Breath Brandy.

A free drink is hereby awarded to Slippery for her performance as, The Amokers Amoker, last night out in the dumpster hot tub. Future 'Get nekkid and Run Amok' celebrantswill have to fine-tune their 'amoking' skills to even come close to matching her night.

Salute.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Poppet
Posted: Saturday, November 03, 2012 12:20:15 PM

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Like some girl on girl action? Well, go check out my newest story.. Pimping it out.. ;D Fresh out!!!

Have a great weekend sexies!

She was something I thought I could never have



Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Saturday, November 03, 2012 3:50:14 PM

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Aww, thanks you guys. It was nothing, really. You're making me blush.Embarassed



"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
scooter
Posted: Sunday, November 04, 2012 3:33:20 AM

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If I had a bugle, I'd be blowin Reveille right nowdirector




Rise an shine Amokers
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, November 04, 2012 6:36:28 AM

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Ah, blow it out your barracks bag, Scooter. Even the threat of bugle calls before coffee must, by now, have been declared a crime against humanity.

Being chipper the morning after my Bayou Bengals lose to 'Bama, 21-17 on a last-minute, come-from-behind TD is, you know, a most gross unkindness. (mumble, grumble, piss 'n moan, belly ache, etc.)

(takes a big gulp of Busty's current version of coffee, gags, shudders, takes a more cautionary sip, shivers, and decides there really are worse things than losing to 'Bama in the last minute of that #@$^&@ game)

Morning, Scooter. How's it hanging, son? Care for a cup?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Mazza
Posted: Sunday, November 04, 2012 6:41:32 AM

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I came here for some sanity... (yeah, I know, right?)

Lovely surprise waiting for me in my inbox...

Oh lordy!!
evil4

Maybe need something a little stronger in my brew...


Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story...

Stanley Gets A Heart On...

I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, November 04, 2012 6:48:32 AM

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This belongs on this honky tonk's jukebox & not @ Club Zaf

I'll have a draw - and please keep 'em coming...





The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, November 04, 2012 8:24:30 AM

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Good Sunday morning, barflies! I've had a great 48 hours of nonstop seminars and partying. Now it's time to get back to doing my homework and a return to church.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, November 04, 2012 8:33:50 AM

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Mazza, anyone who would come around here looking for sanity must, by definition,possess little to none. And since we know that's NOT the case with you, well, I'm sorry, but you're late for the 'Get Nekkid and Run Amok' festivities. :(

Mister Male, thanks for the song. It's a nice, mellow nerve de-frazzler.

Sharon, don't know about services today. The Right Rev hasn't come out of his Pastor's Study where he's been, uh, meditating since LSU lost to 'Bama. :)

"glasses8:


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, November 04, 2012 3:24:10 PM

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Sunday evening it is now.. I hope everyone had a lustful weekend. I know I sure did! It's been great reading this forum, seeing new people. Pimping my stories... Which I'm here to do once more.. ;D


The first one is my first female on female story. It's getting a lot of postive reviews. I hope you enjoy it!!^-^
She's something I thought I could never have

My second story is a semi BDSM story. I have two others a bit like it. Forever His & Immense Pleasure.. Then I have a more BDSM type story. Her Everything
With Him, I do trust

Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, November 05, 2012 4:11:17 AM

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Morning, seekers after subline sensual satisfaction. For those having trouble kick starting their week, Busty's last rendition of a coffee-like liquid should shock you into a fight-or-flight frenzy, that is, unless it renders you insensible. Whatever the outcome, Beaver Breath Brandy is available to help ease the pain.

Here in the States, this isn't just another Blue Monday, it's the last Monday, in fact, the last day before national elections. This is, of course, a major goodness.

--THREE (3) (III) days till, GNRAFF!--
That's right, even more exciting than the end of the election is it being just three more days until the latest edition of, Get Nekkid and Run Amok Frantic Friday' is unveiled, so to speak.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Monday, November 05, 2012 4:32:45 AM

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Location: Ohio
Good Morning Revern,
Sorry about your LSU football woes over the weekend.
The replacement Browns got beat by the original Browns for about the tenth time in a row.
This Barracks Bag you mentioned, were you talking about my better half againd'oh!

It's good to see you again mazz,
I see you found your own creamer for your coffee there. That looks like quite the cup a Joe.

WMM, it's always nice to see a man of great music taste. Grab a stool or pick a good leaning spot
and I'll get ya a couple beers.

Lady S, sounds like your a busy lady these days, but keep on truckin. I've been told that hard work really does pay off.
If you got the time, I'll gladly get you a few also.

I'm starting to worry about DirtyMartini, it's a mess up there in Jersey, and now they have freezing temps. on the way.

Well, I have to go and tune up my snow shovel now, just in case.

Have a great day chefkathleen, and don't let any Monday lovers lead you Amok.
naughtynurse
Posted: Monday, November 05, 2012 6:20:35 AM

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Whew another weekend gone, and I am again enjoying my Monday :)

Poor Cleveland fans, loyally still hanging out inn the dawg pound.

Hey Mazza, I don't any hoy chocolate, but I am enjoying some pumpkin spice oatmeal, wanna share?

Slippery, I love your new Av!

Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many?
It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000!

Charge Nurse

Thank you so very much to those who have read it!
seeker4
Posted: Monday, November 05, 2012 8:31:45 AM

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Honestly, Rump, we Canucks are just as sick of your election as a lot of you American's probably are. Tomorrow can't come soon enough regardless of who we end up with as the new leader next door. In fact, if you really don't want either of your guys, we'll gladly loan you Harper as long as you promise to keep him. evil4

As for your football woes, I'm not a fan of the sport myself but I've had to commiserate with many a bummed-out hockey fan over the years so I'll buy you a drink and give you a friendly pat on the back.

Pint Drunk



Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions

His Secret, Her New Passion

A business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men

A New Side

New Lush Stories from Seeker4
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 05, 2012 10:17:52 AM

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Hi Rumpster! What'd I miss?
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, November 05, 2012 11:04:39 AM

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Do believe there was a recent DM sighting on FB. I'm guessing he's alive, in fair-to-middlin' physical condition (the less said about his mental condition, the better) and dealing with power problems.

I'm keeping a bottle of a new product, Racine Rum: the Woe of Wisconsin, ready for his return.

Seeker, thanks for the 'kind' offer, but no thanks. We've got enough problems of our own here south of the border.

Naughty and Chef, you two missed this weekend's 'Get Nekkid and Run Amok' festivities in and around the dumpster hot tub. However, I'm glad to report that, thanks to Slippery, most of the female-type openings were filled, so to speak.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 05, 2012 1:00:29 PM

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HA! Leave it to Slip to get all the holes filled in. Whistle
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