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LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, November 11, 2012 11:45:21 AM

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Location: The Tundra, United States
Happy Veterans Day! I got a load of bad news and it's dealing with the school newspaper that I'm a part of. Without going into too much detail, the faculty adviser of the newspaper (who's also my journalism professor) is in a lot of trouble. I had to resign from the newspaper and get copies of the paper where my articles and photography have been featured. My website is going to become an online portfolio of what I've done at the paper. I really want to gain employment in journalism and have a legitimate excuse to work from home.

I did lose all of my stories when my flash drive decided to stop working for me. Luckily, I stored them all in an email I sent to myself. My special brew glass is lost crybaby .

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 11, 2012 2:37:26 PM

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My goodness Sharon. How about a hug and a drink? That usually helps for a little while. That wasn't the prof I've been reading about in the paper was it? Never mind. Probably not.
Set up Joe. I mean Rumple. evil4
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, November 11, 2012 2:39:12 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Oh, dearly beloved, life is good, in fact, if not for Lady Sharon's travails, it would be damn near perfect. (mucho sympathy, Sharon)

My Saints just whipped the dirty bird Falcons 31-27, knocking them off their undefeated perch. my college teams all won, and things went better than expected last Tuesday.

Only downside is with Tex A&M beating formerly undefeated and top ranked, Alabama, the Agggies around here may be even harder than usual to endure this week. :)

Scooter, stroke your brains out while ye may -- yeah, I know, it's November, but work with me on this, okay?

CG, so, like, you know, what songs were you 'singing' last night? Here's hoping they were psalms of an uplifting nature.

Can I have a big, AMEN?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
CurlyGirly
Posted: Sunday, November 11, 2012 3:12:55 PM

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Goodness Sharon, I hope the rest of your day goes better.

RumpleForeskin wrote:


CG, so, like, you know, what songs were you 'singing' last night? Here's hoping they were psalms of an uplifting nature.

Can I have a big, AMEN?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8


To be perfectly honest, Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher started our downward singing spiral. Embarassed We also murdered some Journey, Pat Benatar, Hugo, QOTSA, Outkast, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, and Indigo Girls. We were pretty much all over the road.

Amen to no witnesses!



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, November 11, 2012 3:39:10 PM

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Thank you, chef. Rump, get me an apple martini and keep them coming!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, November 11, 2012 5:41:28 PM

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Location: You Inspire Me, United States
scooter wrote:
Good morning all, each and every one of yous,

After all these crazy days of celebration such as; sweetest day, boss's day, secretary day, presidents day, birthdays (there seems to be a new one or two every day), and 420 day, we finally have one I can sink my teeth into; "Veterans Day"
I wish the best to all veterans and there families.

That's awful good of you CurlyGirly. sure, I'll have a taste of what ever you have there.
A Big Sandwich would be good right about now also.tongue8

Chef, I brought that drum kit in just for you. Careful banging on them babies though, looks like a good way to bust a few drum sticks.
We have enjoyed balmy 60 degree weather since Tuesday morning, and today will be the last until about Thanksgiving Thursday.
That's about the time Indian Summer sets in around here. The golfing has been fantastic. We've pretty much had the run of the course.

Hard Drive troubles or not, keep up the good work Poppet.
I know it sounds crazy, but jot those thoughts of yours down on paper before they are lost forever..


Don't take all the nice weather back to Florida naughty, leave us all a few degrees anyways.

Well, once again, the golf Gods are waiting,,


Regaeman Man


Thanks hun, Will do.. Also thinking of getting an external hard drive.

Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, November 12, 2012 6:07:32 AM

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Ahhh Monday! Thank God(whomever you choose) for Monday!!

seeker4
Posted: Monday, November 12, 2012 7:22:31 AM

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Wow, someone who likes Mondays? I mean, I'm not as down on the day as some but not sure you'd ever hear me going "Thank God for Monday".

Its been a while but I finally got a new story out. Enjoy!

Satisfaction in the Park
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, November 12, 2012 1:39:03 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Afternoon, Lushers. me, I had a great weekend with the Saints and my Louisiana college teams (Tech and State) both winning, BUT, I had a rough Sunday night with a sinus headache from hell that didn't ease off until a cold front finally made it through.

At first I thought it might be a SRH (semen retention headache) but remedial treatments, while no doubt of benefit, failed to relieve all suffering. However, that, plus a mess of sudefedrine and Busty's coffee (it'll clear your head of ALL blockadges) seems to have done the trick.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Mazza
Posted: Monday, November 12, 2012 1:58:56 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
Goodness Sharon, I hope the rest of your day goes better.



To be perfectly honest, Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher started our downward singing spiral. Embarassed We also murdered some Journey, Pat Benatar, Hugo, QOTSA, Outkast, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, and Indigo Girls. We were pretty much all over the road.

Amen to no witnesses!


I promised your secret was safe, CG...

My bad evil4


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, November 12, 2012 5:24:21 PM

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The Amazing Maz strikes again. :)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 5:44:41 AM

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Morning to all who celebrate, Titty Tuesday.

In recognition of this enticing event, Busty, for whom every day is, Titty Tuesday, has put her heart and soul, plus some real honest-to-goodness coffee she found in a CARE package someone left out back by the dumpster hot tub, into brewing a pot of hot java that you'll long remember, baring possible brain damage, of course.

(Go ahead, try to diagram that sentence. Me, I got lost half-way through writing the fool thing.)

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:27:38 AM

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Good morning Rumpsters and Rumpetts,

I'm growing to love Titty Tuesdays, especially when it actually falls on a Tuesdaycoffee

Mazz, it's great to see you hanging out again.Big Hugs
BleakMessiah
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 8:03:35 AM

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Location: Centre of Despair, United States
After a hideous game against the terrible Chiefs and losing our starting quarterback for at least a few games, I need several shots of Three Wisemen.
I don't care what time it is.
-growls-

" 'He rubbed her shoulders sensually,' what the Hell is that? That isn't sexy. You can't do somebody in the shoulder!"
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 8:53:52 AM

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Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Once again, Titty Tuesday drags me back.





Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 9:18:55 AM

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one titty, two titty,


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 11:34:37 AM

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Mazza wrote:


I promised your secret was safe, CG...

My bad evil4



Friggin Mazz and her friggin camera phone!! evil4 evil4 evil4


What the hell, fill me up with some CARE package coffee. I think it might be the only way I'll make it through the week! Glad I remembered to bring my Titty Tuesday mug! Many thanks!




It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



scooter
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 2:18:23 PM

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Hey slippery an sugar,

What a nice pair of pics. you have there!
Thats an awesome mug from you too CurlyGirly..

Pint Drunk
seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 2:51:15 PM

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Ah, Titty Tuesday. One of the finest days of the week. This calls for something more ... refined. How old's your scotch, barkeep? Single malt if possible.



Its been a while but I finally got a new story out. Enjoy!

Satisfaction in the Park
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 3:44:11 PM

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Welcome to this blight on the otherwise fine Lush reputation. Be sure to come back on Sunday when the Right Rev may or may not hold services. They could always use a, Messiah, even a Bleak one to encourage tithing.

SUGAR! Good the have you back where you belong.

Which reminds me, Mazza, Poppet and Adorablle all lowered their standards enough to send me a friend request. Me, I'm moving on up the social ladder.

Seeker, at the moment we're out of single-malt scotch. Would some Safeway Brand do for now?

:glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 5:00:52 PM

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How bout a double, single malt scotch RumpEmbarassed

Fact, set the hole bar upLiar
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:08:05 PM

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I love when the drinks are on Scoot! 952-67



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:38:35 PM

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I'm confused...as usual. So I've always thought a single malt scotch was Mazza or one of her kilted kin holding onto a single malted shake: vanilla, chocolate or strawberry. Live and learn, I suppose.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 8:17:27 PM

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get ready....to rock....

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2012 8:19:23 PM

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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:39:33 AM

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Morning. Hang in there, ye porn meisters and porn meisterettes. It's 'Hump Day which means a downhill slide into the weekend can now begin.

There's hot water, hot chocolate, and something Busty swears is hot coffee. There's a fresh supply of Beaver Breath Brandy available for pre or post coffee consumption..

Sugar, thanks for the music. You done did good.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Wednesday, November 14, 2012 7:17:01 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning. Hang in there, ye porn meisters and porn meisterettes. It's 'Hump Day which means a downhill slide into the weekend can now begin.


Hump Day suggests another way to spend the day, too. t1517

Pass me a coffee (or tea if you've got the kettle on).

Its been a while but I finally got a new story out. Enjoy!

Satisfaction in the Park
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, November 14, 2012 8:54:05 PM

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seeker4 wrote:


Hump Day suggests another way to spend the day, too. t1517

Pass me a coffee (or tea if you've got the kettle on).


This place has a kettle? It's gotten a lot fancier than I remember. coffee



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 6:52:23 AM

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Morning, Lush-a-roonies. Someone left a box of day-old doughnuts at the front door. No doubt the plan is to help hide the taste of Busty's latest rendition of something sort of like coffee. Whether that plans works or not, Beaver Breath Brandy will be on hand to help those in need.

Slippery, there's no actual kettle around here. However the old coffee pot, the one with the two bullet holes near the top, comes in handy for boiling water.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 7:10:59 AM

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seeker4 wrote:
Wow, someone who likes Mondays? I mean, I'm not as down on the day as some but not sure you'd ever hear me going "Thank God for Monday".


I work long hours on the weekend. Monday is my first day off!

Its been a busy week here in North Carolina. Im trying to get packed up and ready to head for home! FLorida here I come(next monday, 4 days left here in Charlotte, but who's counting?)

Rum can you hook me up with some baileys in hot chocolate? Its just what I need on this soggy cold thursday.

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