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scooter wrote:Wow, absence does make the heart grow fonder. Cinnabons, freshly poured stale coffee, and used panties! I want in.. Can't believe I missed yet another Tittie Tuesday and slippery and the rest of you crazy guys, all in one week  At least it's Friday, smoke um if you got em!  Might as well, Washington and Colorado are. Which reminds me, are they going to now alter drug tests/screens to exclude pot?
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Hey chef! It's great to see you again. Nice to see that your Marine let you up for some air. Every time he comes home lately, he seems to keep you down-under for a good while. If he keeps this up, I'm going to start calling him; your Submarine. Ain't it cool, Cannabis Sativa is now legal in the state of Washington and soon to be in Colorado, not that there's anything wrong with that. I think your right about drug testing now. They will discover; a whole new can of worms has been opened. "Quote from RumpleForeskin" Four drinks...for Coma and Tose? Do you have any idea what four free drinks would do to them. (hum) Now that you mention it, why don't I make those doubles? LOL Rump, make em triple doubles then  Your right about one thing Rumpster, we need to help CG out, and fast. I tried to rebuild Curly's vibe, but the torpedo shaped monster kept slipping off my work bench like a well oiled machine? I suggest a Golf tournament sponsored by Lelo! Well, I'd better go practice my stroke now 
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Morning, weekend wantons. Just finished a second mug of Busty's coffee and all is well...except possibly for the potted cactus I used for that purpose. Poor thing is, all of a sudden like, kinda wilted. Speaking of smoking, heard on NPR that a big pro-pot celebration had to be canceled due to the city's no smoking in publick places law. So sad. Where's Cheech and Chong now that we need them? My thunderous thanks to Poppet for her very, very kind comments on one of my old stories, 'Friends or Lovers?' a middling' length romantical number. :) 
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Morning Rumplators.
Someone ran over a squirrel in front of my house and I've been watching the buzzards get after it. MAN those are some big birds!
Had my tea and I'm slowly watching the fog burn off of Central Florida. How is everyone this fine morning?
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Scooter, I saw you missed coffee, snacks, and boobies. So this is all for you.. ;)    I hope you enjoy all them.. ;3
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You Ohio natives know how to have a good time. Isn't it Hinckley, Ohio that celebrates, Buzzard Day? Just sorry I can't be there with you to share that marvel of nature. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpMaster wrote:Four drinks...for Coma and Tose? Do you have any idea what four free drinks would do to them. (hum) Now that you mention it, why don't I make those doubles?
Lush has just started a new contest but here at Rumplations, we're trying to come up with an idea for a contest to raise money for a most righteous cause, to wit, helping raise enough money so poor CG can replace her busted vibe.
One must prioritize one's priorities.
Scoot'sTheMan wrote:Your right about one thing Rumpster, we need to help CG out, and fast.
I tried to rebuild Curly's vibe, but the torpedo shaped monster kept slipping off my work bench like a well oiled machine?
I suggest a Golf tournament sponsored by Lelo! You're both just so thoughtful. It's obviously been a very trying week for me! Sorry I missed coffee again this morning. I've moved directly to the hard stuff.  Scoot, I tried your recommendation of dropping a new engine in, but I think that Harley engine might've been too much. Back to the drawing board.
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Hello, Lush and barflies. The semester is over and I have time to play with you guys. I hope one of the many bars here gives me . a call as a busgirl or a serving wench. I have some stories I'm working very hard on for your reading and voting pleasures. I'm off to write some more. Everyone gets a martini and some guy named Exakta666 is picking up the bill.
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Dearly beloved, we have much to pray over here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and DHL .1. That CG gets a new or good as new rebuilt vibe. 2. That if the vibe Scooter is trying to repair for her falls off his workbench again, this time it won't crush one of his toes when it lands. 3. That Lady Sharon will get that serving wench she requested. 4. That Slippery will get it on with whatever she wants to get. 5. That a representative of the USMC will soon make a renewed assault on Chef's virtue. 6. That Poppet gets her fancy tickled or vice versa. 7. And that old Exacta666 or his partner in crime, Dirty Martini, will become such a successful writer he'll have time to hang out here, bumming drinks from Sugar, Maz, and Naughty Nurse. Can I have a big, Amen? The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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AMEN!
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Oh I def will say RAMEN to that one!
Rump? Will you dress up like Santa so I can sit on your lap? We can dress Coma and Tose up as elves too. Hang some garland from them and maybe a ornament from their ears.
There was a good looking recipe in the Parade section of the paper today. I'm itching to try it. Except there's no one here but me to eat it. And I'm diabetic. lolz. I'd make it for Christmas when the Marines land but, I've already bought the makins for Red Velvet Cake. Check this out.
Christmas Rum Cake
1 cup chopped pecans or walnuts
1 box yellow cake mix w/pudding in the mix
3 eggs
1/2 cup cold water
1/2 cup rum
1/3 cup oil
Glaze:
1/4 pd butter
1/4 cup water
1 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup dark rum
For the cake, preheat to 325 spread buts in the bottom of a greased and floured bunt pan. Mix the rest together and pour over the nuts and bake about an hour or until the toothpick comes out clean. Come on, everyone knows how to bake a cake. Let cool and invert onto a serving plate.
Then the glaze is melting the butter in a saucepan stirring in the water and sugar. Boil 5 minutes stirring constantly. Remove from heat and stir in rum. Spoon and brush onto the cake.
Doesn't that sound good? And easy!
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I'll drink to that. Moist, tasty and intoxicating just like some l...but I shouldn't be indiscreet. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Dearly beloved, we have much to pray over here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and DHL .1. That CG gets a new or good as new rebuilt vibe. 2. That if the vibe Scooter is trying to repair for her falls off his workbench again, this time it won't crush one of his toes when it lands. 3. That Lady Sharon will get that serving wench she requested. 4. That Slippery will get it on with whatever she wants to get. 5. That a representative of the USMC will soon make a renewed assault on Chef's virtue. 6. That Poppet gets her fancy tickled or vice versa. 7. And that old Exacta666 or his partner in crime, Dirty Martini, will become such a successful writer he'll have time to hang out here, bumming drinks from Sugar, Maz, and Naughty Nurse. Can I have a big, Amen? The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin Amen and I'll drink to that
Who's with me?
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Morning, Lushlanders. It's Monday. Yep, it happened again. To help buffer the experience, I've mixed up a batch of, Rumple's Rejuvenater: equal parts Busty's coffee (for that unique bite), hot chocolate (to off-set the previous ingredient, and Beaver Breath Brandy (in case #2 needs help in dealing with #1) I'd like to dedicate my latest story over on StoriesSpace "Old Friends or New Lovers?" to Poppet. She recently posted a very kind comment on the Lush version of that story "Friends or Lovers?" which I'd inflicted on Lush readers a couple years ago. Any comments are a goodness, but ones on old stories are especially nice to get.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Link us Baby!
Make it easy.
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Alright I'm about to shamelessly plug in my poems. I've never really understood poems but this week I have felt very.... I don't know, poem worthy, I guess? I'd love to find out what others think. I've gotten good results thus far but want to see what others think.. Please take the time and read them. I MissThe Way You AlwaysBoth are love pained poems. The way you long to still have someone you've lost. These are my true heart of heart feelings. Be easy with me.
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Hi, bar dwellers. I am taking the break in between semesters to fill out applications for the schools I want to transfer to when I graduate from the community college I attend. I have Northwestern and Columbia in my cross hairs, since they both have great journalism programs I want to get into. Hopefully, you all will see my bylines in newspapers, magazines, or online publications.
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Sharon, don't forget the University of Missouri school of journalism. It's supposed to be one of the best. Don't know if it fits your needs, but the Iowa Writer's Project has a great rep..
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Rump, I'm looking at Mizzou as well. My cousin goes there and she loves it. I went over to the other site and read Rump's story. I left a comment and voted on the story. I have to get my lazy ass in gear and post some of the stories I completed already. One last edit of a double penetration scene and it's going up.
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Morning, lusters and lustettes for the Lush life. For those who want something more than just Beaver Breath Brandy to help, uh, modify the taste of Busty's brew, a traveling salesman stopped by and Busty coaxed him into leaving a whole bunch of sample bags of barbecued pork skins. Just the thing to get your mornings off to a memorable start. Sharon, thanks for the kind comment on my latest insult to English letters over on SS. Looking forward to that upcoming DP story of yours. No doubt it'll help me get over the Saints losing last weekend.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Even though poppet hooked me up last week with cinnabons, coffee and boobies, there's no way I'm missing Tittie Tuesday this week. So if Busty's brew doesn't quite perk you up completely this morning, maybe these babies will!  Thanks to mazza for sending this one to my page  Sorry CG, that Harley engine may have been a bit much. Them dang things leak oil anyways. I have an old Wash machine you can borrow for the time being. It's got one hell of a spin cycle. (: Your right again Rump, The Buzzards return to Hinckley Ohio every year on March 15th. Thousands of fans show up to witness the spectacle. 
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Being that we've been enjoying titties every Tuesday for quite some time now, Titty Tuesday is sort of losing its flair. So to put the spark back into Titty Tuesday, I've found a special pair of titties. That's right folks...these aren't just any tits, but the tits of the beautiful Ms. Halle Berry. Enjoy! 
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Hello, Lush! I brought some eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, and freshly-brewed coffee for everyone. For lunch, I'll make some reubens with sweet potato fries and a chef salad. *goes into the kitchen and cooks naked.*
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Happy Titty Tuesday
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Sharon=My girl crush. I love it when someone cooks for me. And naked makes it even better. Made my first batch of homemade caramels today. Never done it before. They're still cooling but fingers crossed they turned out ok. Hubs loves homemade caramels. His grandmother used to make them at Christmas every year and bitch about it for the rest of the holiday. 
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Food's ready!
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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, he says, letting his belt out yet another notch while following his nose to the food.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning, Rumplators. Just sitting on a bar stool, sipping Busty's coffee (it's best to be seated when going one-on-one with a cup of her coffee) and thinking about all the recent food related posts. They reminded me of the old joke where the big bad wolf ambushes Little Red Riding Hood and growls, "Red, I'm gonna eat you up." She shifts her basket of goodies from one arm to another, gives him a scowl and says, "Eat, eat, eat, doesn't anyone wont to fuck around here, anymore?"
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Oh Rumple, Rumple, Rumple, ask and you shall receive... 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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Hi ya all, Having a great 12-12-12 I have a new game we could play to help raise money to buy CG and all of us in need of a new lelo vibe. Why stop at Titty Tuesday, we could do Wet & Wild Wednesday, wet T-Shirts with a twist....Hula Hooping!    Looks like everyone is having fun!!  We need a new drink made for the contest Mr.Rumple. WET & WILD =wildturkey and a hint of lemon drop!
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