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AMEN! A new shipment of communal wine is coming in this week. I have some wine on reserve inside of your office, Rev. Rump.
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This one might work Scootie. Needs a little work but you can handle it.  Oh! Ramen Rump.
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R-Amen! Ive finished off the moscoto here. Why is it so cold and rainy?? can I get something else to warm up with? Ill share my chicken enchilada soup if someone wants a yummy warming dinner!
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I have a giant fleece blanket, NN. Does that work?
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Sounds cozzy!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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While that soup sounds good, my favorite warming food has always been a warm, juicy tuna taco. ;) 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Bravo, all you guys, That means all the ladies too. I sometimes wonder why bars are so cool. Amen Mr Rump, scooter 
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Happy 'First Monday of 2013' to everyo...uh, what's that you say? Sorry, but I'm afraind that would be, for me at least, anatomically impossible. Sorry about that. Anyway, what would another crappy Monday morning be without a pot of Busty's unique take on coffee to make your insides feel as bad as the outside? (sips from mug...shudders) Go ahead, try some. It's Monday. What do you have to lose? Besides, there's a fresh case of Beaver Breath Brandy available for emergencies.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I'll take the Beaver Breath Brandy. Tonight I get to cheer on my fellow Midwesterners Notre Dame pulverize the Alabama Crimson Tide tonight from my living room. I'm getting my viewing of Rudy in today and wearing the cheerleader uniform. Go Irish!
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No doubt about it, Sharon, ND should be the biggest test for the SEC against a midwestern team in the national championship game since Ohio State made its back-to-back appearances. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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This is me raising my right hand and swearing I will never go to the store hungry again. When the Marines are out to sea or the halls of Montezuma or wherever it is they go, this fair maiden subsists on frozen food. I hate to cook for one and really don't know how. So I eat a lot of frozen food. I out did myself on chips and french onion dip, doritos and any other kinds of junk that looked good in my hungry state. I spent $140.00 on shit.   Of course I remembered a 12 pack and 2 bottles of wine too. Here's my weather for the week so I'd better get that pool cleaned to be able to swim off the pounds I'm looking at in my cupboard of junk. 
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Chef, if I could post music vids, I'd look up 'Junk Food Junkie' by, I think, Louden Wainwright, and dedicate it to you. But I can't, so I'll have to do so in absentia, or something like that.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good Evening there my Lush-type friends...hope everyone survived their first Monday of 2013...rumor has it there's more to come... Hey Scooter...what you need, a new vehicle? My neighbor is selling this, he says it has low mileage...if you're interested, let me know...tell him you know me and he won't charge you too much extra...  Anyway...I think a large mug of Beaver Breath is in order for now...trying to get the fact that it's still Monday out of my mind, and a tall mug of BB should be a good start... Cheers, Alan. 
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The fighting Irish are playing like a bunch of drunks. The score is 27-0 Alabama in the 2nd quarter. Don't be too surprised if I'm in a Crimson Tide football jersey.
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(slides tall glass of BBB over to Alan. Gives Sharon a full bottle.) It's now 42-7 'Bama over ND. Sharon, this is just the opinion of a guy forced to listen to the game, but ND isn't playing like a drunk so much as against Alabama. That 'Bama beat my LSU Tigers on a last second TD is no real comfort, but knowing LSU and three other SEC teams have combines to win the last seven BCS titles is a warm fuzzy. I'll drink to that.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Happy, Titty Tuesday, y'all. The caffine fairy dropped off a mercy shipment of her coffee. Now even ND fans have something to cheer about.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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WooHoo! I finally made it back for a Titty Tuesday. I was thinking about cutting down on coffee and switching to tea. This looks like a fine establishment to try. Maybe we could have a field trip there or something.  
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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 Hey Rump! Sing it for me will ya?
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I found it RUMP!! It's by Larry Groce.
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*crawls in reeking of man sweat, cum, and Gatorade* Is the dumpster pool filled with water?
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Yes it is. Jump on in with me and tell me your tales. In other words, lets gossip. DETAILSSS!
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Sounds like Her Ladyship has been keeping busy, no doubt trying to assuage the grief of ND fans. Thanks for the link, Chef. Can I join you and Sharon in the hot tub? I promise not to look, honest.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Rump, you can always look. I began with the tailgate parties in the parking lot to the stadium, wearing the Crimson Tide tee shirt. I made out with a lot of guys, and some females as well. When that was done, I put on a Fighting Irish tee shirt and did the same thing, and going into the locker rooms to wish the men good luck. I guess their minds were on me sexing all of them before the game and they played poorly. After the game, I wandered into the Tide's locker room, and you know, we really celebrated.
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Bet that hottie beauty queen gf of the Tide QB resented you showing up and grabbing all the attention. As for the hot tub invite, don't forget, we blind 'see' with our fingertips. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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It's noon: do you know where your morning went? Me neither. Heard on NPR that in a national favorability survey, Congress came in at 9% That's below traffic jams and head lice but ahead of North Korea and Lindsey Lohan. But the way I figger things, if all 538 keep on keeping on, they can sink even lower. Look out below!
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hey all... I'm ill, I'm going to make one of Mazza's special hot toddies and hope for the best... Saw this and thought I'd share with you lovely lot 
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I hear Alan hasn't been looking after his pooch properly, he's giving it bizarre haircuts, and letting it roam around the neighbourhood! http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/01/10/09/01/residents-mistake-labradoodle-for-lionRawr! 
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Mazza wrote:Hey all... I'm ill, I'm going to make one of Mazza's special hot toddies and hope for the best... Saw this and thought I'd share with you lovely lot Mmm: I wonder: does your special hot toddy recipe contain Jack Daniels by any chance? Anyway hope it does the trick and you,re feeling better! Did you know it's national hot toddy day on 11th January: so you were. A couple of days early......
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Morning, Lush lusters and lusterettes. Go ahead and help yourself to a cup of Busty's coffee. Remember, that which doesn't kill us can still make us sick as dogs, or something like that. Beaver Breath Brandy is available for pre or post ingestion needs. (sip, shiver) Welcome to Rumplations, Iain, and thanks for the 'heads-up about 'Hot Toddy Day'. Semi-serious query: Was it me and/or my screen reader messing up or did the lights go out around here yesterday?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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