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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 5:47:29 PM

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Submitted for your consideration: The top five song on Billboard's, ' The 50 Sexiest Songs.

5
"Let's Get It On" - Marvin Gaye

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for two wks (9/8/1973)

Marvin Gaye's sweetly soulful voice was an aphrodisiac in and of itself; thus, he rarely resorted to subtleties when it came to his lyrics. "Let's Get It On" remains one of the most blatant sex songs of all time; the soul-music equivalent of a sure thing.
Sexiest lyric: "Don't you know how sweet and wonderful life can be?/ I'm asking you, baby, to get it on with me"

4
"Too Close" - Next

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for five wks (4/25/1998)

The Minneapolis trio could barely contain its excitement on this raunchy track. R.L, Terry and Raphael moan and groan about their female dance partner's "grindin'" and "shakin'" -- and their respective bulges as a result -- atop a Chicago-style step dance production. Hopefully, the men made it off the dancefloor without any vasocongestion (look it up).
Sexiest lyric: "Baby when we're grinding, I get so excited/ Ooh, how I like it, I try but I can't fight it"

3
"I'll Make Love To You" - Boyz II Men

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for 14 wks (8/27/1994)

Although more polite with its sexual innuendos than other early-'90s baby-makin' tracks, the Philly quartet hit all the right spots with this chart-topping ballad. Some lyrics are so subdued, in fact, that the penguins from the 2006 animated film "Happy Feet" used them for a "heartsong." How ... cute?
Sexiest lyric: "Throw your clothes, on the floor/ I'm gonna take my clothes off too/ I made plans to be with you"

2
"Tonight's The Night" - Rod Stewart

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for eight wks (11/13/1976) Hot 100 Peak: 1 for eight wks

Using his pack-a-day croon to maximum effect, Mr. Sexy is anything but coy in this ballad about getting his "virgin child" a nice big drink, helping her off with her dress and sweet talking her into her first time. From the woman moaning in French at song's end -- a cameo by Stewart's then-girlfriend, Bond girl Britt Ekland -- tonight was, apparently, the night.
Sexiest lyric: "You'd be a fool to stop this tide/ Spread your wings and let me come inside"

1
"Physical" - Olivia Newton-John

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for 10 wks (11/21/1981)

While the well-known video features Olivia Newton-John working out at a gym, the song "Physical" touts the benefits of a different kind of workout. The 1982 hit was so suggestive that it was banned by many radio stations across the globe -- as well as the entire country of South Africa. But the not-so-innocent Australian girl-next-door scored the biggest hit of the '80s and proved, once and for all, that sex sells ... mountains of records, that is.
Sexiest lyric: "I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie/ There's nothing left to talk about unless it's horizontally"

--Just so you know, Billboard came up with a methodology for this list...as opposed to the whatever comes to mind' approach I usually employ.

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scooter
Posted: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 6:02:38 PM

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Please Mr Rump.

Give me all the usualls you got, And make it snappy willya?
I love this place, if for no other reason, well, because it's your place Rump.

You and Busty's

Happy early fathers day old friend.

Scooter
Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 6:54:58 PM

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Well, drinks are on me to celebrate the fact that I got a new badge on my profile today!!!




(I know, I'm pathetic, but hey....)

Cheers!

Pour Wine
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:07:43 AM

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*does body shots off Mazza*

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:35:12 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
(sips thoughtfully on the Maker's Mark whiskey kept hidden in a bottle labled, 'Old Muleshoe')

Now don't laugh, but I've been thinking about that 'Sexiest Songs' list from, Billboard. IMHO, their formula needs some tinkering. I mean, just off the top of my pointy little head, I can think of three songs from back in my day that should be on any such list:

The Rolling Stoens: Let's Spend the Night Together
The Doors: Light My Fire
Elvis: It's Now or Never

Comments, whether bouquets or brickbats, are welcome.

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Mazza
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 5:19:07 PM

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Those are good songs, Rump...

I'll have a think about those too...




RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, May 18, 2013 7:59:17 PM

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Evening, Lush lads and lassies. (If I've just called the entire female customer base 'bitches' well, just consider the source and accept this humble apology.)
In atonement, I'll make a nightcap or two from some single-malt whisky (Scotch) someone left on Busty's nightstand. Strange but true.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, May 19, 2013 8:09:37 PM

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You got the whiskey I left for you then, Rump.

The Roommates Trilogy:
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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, May 20, 2013 5:40:14 AM

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Morning, Monday moaners. If this is another Blue Monday for you, try a cup of Busty's coffee and everthing else will seem mo' better.

Speaking of better, many thanks for that fine sippin' whisky, your Ladyship. Just like some Lush ladies I could mention, it was a taste treat. ;)

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Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:59:04 AM

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Happy Hump Day, to all deviant denizens of this den of depraved and/or dirty delights.

So, how's by y'all?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 12:36:41 PM

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The usual: work, look for apartment, write hot story

The Roommates Trilogy:
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Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:36:54 PM

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Need a drink, encouraging word or maybe a relaxing full-body massage to get you off (so to speak) in a positive way? ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:51:51 PM

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A dip in the Jacuzzi and a nice drink will suffice.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 4:51:04 AM

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Whatever your Ladyship desires. I'll just check 'Maybe--ask me again, later' on that full-body massage.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 11:34:50 AM

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It's the unofficial start to the Summer, and I declare the dumpster pool to be officially open. Drinks are all being paid for by a guy named Exakta66.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
seeker4
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 1:55:38 PM

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Bit too cool for swimming up here (high of 14 C today) but a dip in the dumpster would have been welcome last weekend when we had a brief taste of summer.

And if someone else is a-payin' then I'm a-drinkin'

Its been a while but I finally got a new story out. Enjoy!

Satisfaction in the Park
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, May 27, 2013 12:42:18 PM

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occasion5 Happy Memorial Day!Pour Wine Regaeman Man

Dumpster pool opens tomorrow!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 10:12:59 AM

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I posted my latest piece of poetry over on the blue site, and I have a piece of micro fiction I'm going to post once the error message stops showing up every time I try to post the story. I'll post it next week, I guess.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 5:02:35 PM

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Evening, your Ladyship. Care for a small libation, or would a large one be more satisfying?

Sorry to hear about your hassel over at the, 'Little Blue' site. Maybe that libation needs to be not only large but a double. Just a thought. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 5:32:00 AM

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Happy 'HUMP DAY' to all good humpers wherever ye may hump.

For those needing a serious kick start (as in the ass) what ever it is Busty's come up with this morning tastes a bit like a double-expresso and has so much caffine the mug has the jitters.

Just a reminder, it's four weeks till the deadline for entries in the latest Lush contest...at least I think it is.

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:18:18 AM

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Morning, Lushlanders. Here's hoping everyone has a degenerate 'LAST DAY IN MAY' celebration lined-up. Granted, this event lacks the zing of 'Titty Tuesday' but any excuse for drunken debauchery will do.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 12:02:18 PM

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What kind of degenerate are we talking? The "swimming in the dumpster with naked porn starlets before taking them from behind as they lean on the bar" variety? Because I could use a bit of that, to be honest.

sex




Its been a while but I finally got a new story out. Enjoy!

Satisfaction in the Park
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 4:44:48 PM

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Is there a way we can get a jacuzzi here? There's a shopping cart grill and a dumpster pool, why not a sink jacuzzi?

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 6:14:22 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Is this the place I heard has "Warm beer and cold women"???
Hmmm...give me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...it's one of those days...put it on my tab...


I'll take a double shot of Yeager and a Beck's. Put it on DM mans tab. He said it was cool.Pint Drunk
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:06:00 PM

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*hands SMFM the Yeager and Becks* here you go. Enjoy your stay. Don't worry about the pistachio nut shells that are hitting you. That's Terrance the tarantula saying hi.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 6:24:43 AM

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Morning, rowdy Rumplators. Judging from the number of inert nude bodies with smiling faces draped on and around the official Rumplations Dumpster Hot Tub, I'd say yesterday's 'Last Day in May' celebration was a success. That being so, let's proclaim today's TGIF debauch, 'First Day in June Beer Bust and Crawfish Boil.' (don't want to waste all that hot water in the dumpster)

Seeker asked:
What kind of degenerate are we talking? The "swimming in the dumpster with naked porn starlets before taking them from behind as they lean on the bar," variety?

Rumple response: Well, sure, among other things. But don't forget the barely 16, horny, virgin Catholic school girls who just escaped from the convent.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 12:03:29 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Rumple response: Well, sure, among other things. But don't forget the barely 16, horny, virgin Catholic school girls who just escaped from the convent.

glasses8


I just thought that was how all porn starlets started out so didn't mention it. Regaeman Man



Its been a while but I finally got a new story out. Enjoy!

Satisfaction in the Park
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 6:51:11 PM

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Seeker wrote:
I just thought that was how all porn starlets started out so didn't mention it.

There you go, thinking again. Truth be told, while that is a major source of talent, the frustrated daughters of holy-roller southern preachers are a long-standing industry resource...or so I've been told.

Got in a fresh shipment of, Beaver Breath Brandy. Care for a hit?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 10:03:19 AM

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Morning, weekend wanton-be's. Go ahead and drink your fill of Busty's coffee. After that, the rest of the weekend will be a snap.

In the 'Zodiac Must Be Correct' category comes news that today is the birthday of: Morgan Freeman, Pat Boone, Marilyn Monroe, and in a metaphysical sense, that of Superman. Now there's bound to be a connection, right?

Investigative reporting: the May 7th issue of 'The Daily Beast' has an article, 'How Ten Top Porn Stars Lost their Virginity' which should make the NY Times and '60 Minutes' hang their head in shame for not having done it first. What follows may or may not be a working link.



glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 5:58:42 AM

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Morning, Lushlanders. It's the first Monday in June which means, as is well known, this is the first chance this month folks have been able to officially piss and moan about it being Monday. Sort of a, mis-anthropic principal, if you know what I mean...and if you do, please let me know.

(sips coffee, shudders, adds more BBB, tries again, twitches, then takes a bigger slug of the stuff)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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