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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 7:18:28 PM

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Okay, fellow campers, it's group hug time. (I said, hug, not gope). To get us all started toward more sharing and caring, everyone should share something from their past which everyone else will care less about. For instance:

1. I finished second in, tetherball, at Boy Scout capm one summer.

2. Back in high school, I fouled out of al basketball game--in the second quarter.

3. Once upon a time, I broke my nose while playing chess.

All right, now it's YOUR turn. (seitches off the sparkle machine and grabs a beer)

Rumple Foreskin rr



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Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 7:24:19 PM

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...[gropes Rumple]...Now that's out of the way!:

1. I used to be a Girl Scout....now stop laughing, please!
2. When I was a small child, I bit into a Butterfinger and my tooth came out. It somehow got washed down the drain when I tried to wash the chocolate off of it. Let me tell you, I was pissed that I didn't get that dollar!
3. My parents used to call me "Munchkin Monkey" because I was a small five year old who loved to climb on anything. (Trees, playground structures, people's shoulders...)

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
tomtom81
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 7:30:22 PM

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1. When I was a kid, I bit into a Little Debbie Star Crunch and lost a tooth.
2. Can't whistle to save my life.
3. Use to hate cheese when I was young.

I am the Madman!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 7:38:19 PM

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One dental nightmare after another. Oh, the anguish and trauma. evil4

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
tomtom81
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 7:41:06 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
One dental nightmare after another. Oh, the anguish and trauma. evil4

Rumple Foreskin rr


Actually that one was the easiest I'm losing teeth. Now having wisdom teeth cut out for being flat on their side wasn't so pleasant.

I am the Madman!
tomtom81
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 7:42:06 PM

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Oops not I'm. That should be in. LOL

I am the Madman!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 8:02:32 PM

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When I was a baby I fell off the kitchen table...my parent left me on the table and I crawled off the edge...
OK...hey, what's your excuse pal???


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 8:23:30 PM

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Exakta66 wrote:
When I was a baby I fell off the kitchen table...my parent left me on the table and I crawled off the edge...
OK...hey, what's your excuse pal???

That does explain a lot.

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 8:32:50 PM

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Lady_Lydia wrote:
...[gropes Rumple]...Now that's out of the way!:

1. I used to be a Girl Scout....now stop laughing, please!
2. When I was a small child, I bit into a Butterfinger and my tooth came out. It somehow got washed down the drain when I tried to wash the chocolate off of it. Let me tell you, I was pissed that I didn't get that dollar!
3. My parents used to call me "Munchkin Monkey" because I was a small five year old who loved to climb on anything. (Trees, playground structures, people's shoulders...)


I just had to read this again..."Munchkin Monkey"???...
I'm surprised you didn't use that as your Lush screen name...
6


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sassycheergirl
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 8:57:21 PM

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Location: a corn field , United States
1 I used to be a girl scout too.
2 I fell when i was younger and have a scar on my forehead.
3 When I was in high school my nick name was A.J.
4 When I was younger I swallowed a lose tooth.


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, February 03, 2010 9:02:20 PM

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Exakta66 wrote:
Lady_Lydia wrote:
...[gropes Rumple]...Now that's out of the way!:

1. I used to be a Girl Scout....now stop laughing, please!
2. When I was a small child, I bit into a Butterfinger and my tooth came out. It somehow got washed down the drain when I tried to wash the chocolate off of it. Let me tell you, I was pissed that I didn't get that dollar!
3. My parents used to call me "Munchkin Monkey" because I was a small five year old who loved to climb on anything. (Trees, playground structures, people's shoulders...)


I just had to read this again..."Munchkin Monkey"???...
I'm surprised you didn't use that as your Lush screen name...
6


I knoooooooow! But then I might have been mistaken for a male and had offers on how to enlarge my penis.
I already have a dildo, thank you very much!

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
mercianknight
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 5:44:07 AM

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Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
1. Despite having positively no talent, nor being able to hold any sort of note, I love to sing aloud to my favourite tunes;
2. I think board games are the most under-rated family fun thing to do ever;
3. It took me 3 attempts to pass my driving test;
4. I am the eldest of 5 kids;
5. I was milk monitor for my last 2 years in primary

That was fun! grommit

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
MMonroe
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 6:57:24 AM

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Location: United Kingdom
sassycheergirl wrote:

2 I fell when i was younger and have a scar on my forehead.
3 When I was in high school my nick name was A.J.


Snap!

When I was younger I was tripped and hit my head of the corner of a stone wall and now have a small scar both on my eyebrow and eyelid and my friend now calls me A.J as theyre my initials

1. I had a hernia operation when I was 18 months and have a small half inch scar on my stomach
2. When I was little, my brother refused to let me play with him and his mates and one night my parents overheard in my sleep complaining, 'The boys wont let me play' ... (says it all really evil4 boobieflash2 a1089
3. When we got our kittens we called them Dave and Steve as we thought they were both boys. However, Steve turned into Stevie when we found out she was a girl and Dave disappeared a few years ago, never to be found :'(



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



Algol
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 7:04:51 AM

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I was a safety patrol captain in elementary school

I was caught forging a teachers name to a excused absent slip that got me a short vacation from school

I was in the marching band both middle and high school

I hate driving in snow storms…


Algol

Birdie
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 7:07:34 AM

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1. I fell from the top of a very tall slide when I was 2 and fractured my skull. The doctors said that I would not make it through the night.

2. I was a Girl Scout as well...and the top cookie sales girl for 5 years running.

3. I once got punched in the nose by a girl named Sunshine.

Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 7:12:16 AM

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Birdie wrote:
2. I was a Girl Scout as well...and the top cookie sales girl for 5 years running.


Yeah, my mom would make me take the cookie order form EVERYWHERE before my aunt would steal it for a weekend. When she gave it back on Monday, it was filled with so many offers that my troop leader called me, asking for tips. I just told her to contact Maria, my aunt....who rocks.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 12:37:45 PM

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1 - I don't have a driver's license, have never wanted to learn to drive, and have managed quite well without doing so, thank you very much.

2 - I'm left handed.

3 - I can't whistle.

4 - I have a scar on the inside of my right arm from falling out of a tree when I was a kid.

5 - I have a scar on my forehead due to the collision of forehead and table leg, that one required stitches for me. The table leg was just fine.

6 - I'm a damn good cook.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 12:59:33 PM

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Posts: 10,302
Location: Cakeland, United States
I've had a broken heart at several times in my life, and broke a few myself.
I broke my left index finger at 8.
I broke my baby brother's collarbone at 13.
I broke my left ankle at 15.
I broke a guy's nose at 25.
I was wealthy at 27 and broke at 28.

I don't see a pattern.


If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 1:19:47 PM

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gypsymoth wrote:

3 - I can't whistle.


I can't whistle either
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 1:22:34 PM

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I was a child model for a short while..I was in a pep store catalogue(giggles)
I don't know how to drive
I've only ever broken my little toe
I have a tomato phobia
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 1:23:28 PM

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Old Jerry Springer ain't got nuttin' on this crowd.

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
SilverArdorDragon
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 1:43:00 PM

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Location: Helena, Montana, United States
1) Despite being a major cluts, I've had only one broken bone (exclueding fingers and toes) and have only one small scar on my left knee.

2) My Mom called me 'Monkey-Shine' all the way through high school.

3) I'm addicted to Dragons (like nobody could tell that! glasses8 )

4) I'm both the youngest child of four, and an only child.

5) I was an aunt before I was even born!
MMonroe
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 3:07:35 PM

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Location: United Kingdom
One of my most memborable experiences.... was in London with mum and sister and when looking for a place to have lunch, we came across Trafalgar Square packed full to the brim with people, sitting/standing anywhere they could. We got to the middle of the crowd, looked up to the giant screen and saw Kelly Holmes (British Olympic winner) was about to start her sprint (I forget which race)

Soon as she started everyone was shouting and cheering for her, us included and when she won the whole place just exploded with cheers, it was so amazing to be a small part of that giant crowd of people all united in cheering her on, will never forget it.



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



LushPrincess
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 3:10:57 PM

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• I’m the youngest of 5 and the only girl.

• I can burp the alphabet.

• I desperately wanted to be Selena and I made my grandpa buy me a karaoke machine, all her CD’s and listen to me for hours on end while I did my best to impersonate her.

•I was a tomboy until I discovered make-up.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 4:49:56 PM

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Ok this will get the juices flowing...

1) When I was 4-5 years old I wanted to learn all about 'Murphy's Law'. Took a piss into a box fan to see the 'waterworks'. Well I was on the wrong side of the fan. Ended up taking another bath just after I had gotten out of a bath.

2) Started a fire in the kitchen waste basket.

3) Played out in the wood shed. Found some peppers drying, rubbed my eyes....OH what horror, eyes burned three days.

4) About 6 years old got my daddy's car keys, started up the car and then sped off in reverse right across the street into a cemetery. And proceeded to drive into an open grave.

Pixie
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 5:33:35 PM

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Who wants a little Pixie info? LOL

Ok.....

* I am the youngest of 7 kids.

* I lost my virginity when I was 15

* When I was 14 I spent the 4th of July in the hospital. My appendix just about ruptured. I had ate at Pizza Hut the night before, and swore that it was the cause of my hospital visit. It took me nearly 1o years to eat there again.

* I have a scar on my right eyelid, thanks to my cat Taz. I was in bed asleep and he loved to sleep in my window above my bed. He fell out of the window and landed on my face.

* When I was about 3 I fell face first out of a car window and broke my nose.

And.....

* For those of you who may or may not know.....Fystee and I are real life friends. LOL We have known each other for years.kekekegay

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
rougerogue
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 5:50:42 PM

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Erm... ok :
I played with the England Juniors at chess when i was 11 but quit when i got my arse handed to me by a 9yr old romanian girl.
Ive never broken a bone but i had my heart broken once.
I used to be a shakespearean actor as a young teen and Kenneth Brannagh bought me my first underage alcoholic drink.
joey29freaky
Posted: Thursday, February 04, 2010 10:24:21 PM

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1. when i was in the 12 th grade I ripped my nose half off my face
2. when i was in the fifth grade i was the tallest person in the grade
3. when i as 5 i cut my brothers finger to the bone
4. when i was little i visted the E.R. 10 time in 2 mouths
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, February 05, 2010 5:55:24 AM

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For Joey:

Your very own Purple Heart...



...for an extraordinary accumulation of wounds.

Rumple Foreskin rr


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
ToniC
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When I was 15 I used a pair of scissors to cut up all my sister's knickers in a major strop!
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