...[gropes Rumple]...Now that's out of the way!:

1. I used to be a Girl Scout....now stop laughing, please!
2. When I was a small child, I bit into a Butterfinger and my tooth came out. It somehow got washed down the drain when I tried to wash the chocolate off of it. Let me tell you, I was pissed that I didn't get that dollar!
3. My parents used to call me "Munchkin Monkey" because I was a small five year old who loved to climb on anything. (Trees, playground structures, people's shoulders...)

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Wishing you well,
Lydia

Please check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom

One dental nightmare after another. Oh, the anguish and trauma.

Rumple Foreskin

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

Oops not I'm. That should be in. LOL

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I am the Madman!

That does explain a lot.

Rumple Foreskin

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

1 I used to be a girl scout too.
2 I fell when i was younger and have a scar on my forehead.
3 When I was in high school my nick name was A.J.
4 When I was younger I swallowed a lose tooth.

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Sassy

1. Despite having positively no talent, nor being able to hold any sort of note, I love to sing aloud to my favourite tunes;
2. I think board games are the most under-rated family fun thing to do ever;
3. It took me 3 attempts to pass my driving test;
4. I am the eldest of 5 kids;
5. I was milk monitor for my last 2 years in primary

That was fun!

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"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

I was a safety patrol captain in elementary school

I was caught forging a teachers name to a excused absent slip that got me a short vacation from school

I was in the marching band both middle and high school

I hate driving in snow storms…

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Algol

Yeah, my mom would make me take the cookie order form EVERYWHERE before my aunt would steal it for a weekend. When she gave it back on Monday, it was filled with so many offers that my troop leader called me, asking for tips. I just told her to contact Maria, my aunt....who rocks.

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Wishing you well,
Lydia

Please check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom

I've had a broken heart at several times in my life, and broke a few myself.
I broke my left index finger at 8.
I broke my baby brother's collarbone at 13.
I broke my left ankle at 15.
I broke a guy's nose at 25.
I was wealthy at 27 and broke at 28.

I don't see a pattern.

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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald

I was a child model for a short while..I was in a pep store catalogue(giggles)
I don't know how to drive
I've only ever broken my little toe
I have a tomato phobia

1) Despite being a major cluts, I've had only one broken bone (exclueding fingers and toes) and have only one small scar on my left knee.

2) My Mom called me 'Monkey-Shine' all the way through high school.

3) I'm addicted to Dragons (like nobody could tell that! )

4) I'm both the youngest child of four, and an only child.

5) I was an aunt before I was even born!

• I’m the youngest of 5 and the only girl.

• I can burp the alphabet.

• I desperately wanted to be Selena and I made my grandpa buy me a karaoke machine, all her CD’s and listen to me for hours on end while I did my best to impersonate her.

•I was a tomboy until I discovered make-up.

Who wants a little Pixie info? LOL

Ok.....

* I am the youngest of 7 kids.

* I lost my virginity when I was 15

* When I was 14 I spent the 4th of July in the hospital. My appendix just about ruptured. I had ate at Pizza Hut the night before, and swore that it was the cause of my hospital visit. It took me nearly 1o years to eat there again.

* I have a scar on my right eyelid, thanks to my cat Taz. I was in bed asleep and he loved to sleep in my window above my bed. He fell out of the window and landed on my face.

* When I was about 3 I fell face first out of a car window and broke my nose.

And.....

* For those of you who may or may not know.....Fystee and I are real life friends. LOL We have known each other for years.

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♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

1. when i was in the 12 th grade I ripped my nose half off my face
2. when i was in the fifth grade i was the tallest person in the grade
3. when i as 5 i cut my brothers finger to the bone
4. when i was little i visted the E.R. 10 time in 2 mouths

When I was 15 I used a pair of scissors to cut up all my sister's knickers in a major strop!