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Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 03, 2010 2:48:32 PM

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My tits are DDDD
Milik_Redman
Posted: Saturday, April 03, 2010 3:31:04 PM

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Fairly average length, about 6 and a half inches fully erect. maybe an inch and a half thick. slightly curved with a thick crown. dontknow

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 03, 2010 4:43:11 PM

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I have so many problems with this thread. I dont even get why its in the Ask the Guys section when you are clearly not asking them, you are asking everybody.

And this has been asked before, use the search button.
MMonroe
Posted: Saturday, April 03, 2010 4:46:36 PM

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1) DDDD isnt a bra size!
2) Bigger isnt always better



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 03, 2010 5:12:30 PM

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You answered like this in another thread you made, too. What are you doing?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 03, 2010 7:07:56 PM

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im 7.5 inches fully erect, close to 2 inches wide
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 04, 2010 10:18:47 PM

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bigger then everyone else's... lol
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 06, 2010 12:44:06 PM

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Not entirely sure, unlike some guys I don't need to measure myself to make myself feel better lol. I think I'm about 7", possibly up to 7.5" if I get really excited.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 3:46:06 PM

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My breast are 42 E
thepainter
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 4:00:04 PM

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Proudest 2 inches paint brush in the galaxy! hello1

Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 6:57:39 PM

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"It's only seven inches, gawddamned it...but some girls like it that wide."

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Busyboy
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 3:38:12 AM

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atleast 9" leaning more towards 10" and about 6"around
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:01:04 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


"It's only seven inches, gawddamned it...but some girls like it that wide."



Best movie he ever made.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:16:42 AM

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I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.
iceman
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:34:05 AM

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I'm just an average guy, 6-3/4" long and 1-3/4" shaft with a 2" mushroom
head. For those who want to see, check my profile....
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:51:28 AM

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Kyle wrote:
I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.


Does it have a manual backup (just in case)? kekekegay
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 10:06:58 AM

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Alissa wrote:
Kyle wrote:
I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.


Does it have a manual backup (just in case)? kekekegay


Yes, I did get the Luxury package.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 11:55:11 AM

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Kyle wrote:
Alissa wrote:
Kyle wrote:
I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.


Does it have a manual backup (just in case)? kekekegay


Yes, I did get the Luxury package.



LMFAO Good one Kyle
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 12:32:20 PM

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Kyle wrote:
Alissa wrote:
Kyle wrote:
I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.


Does it have a manual backup (just in case)? kekekegay


Yes, I did get the Luxury package.


Where does one obtain such a tool? American Coachbuilder's or FisherBody?

Was there a long waiting period for the custom build, or can I order from a selection of showroom models?

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
mercianknight
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 12:35:28 PM

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bikebum1975 wrote:
Kyle wrote:
Alissa wrote:
Kyle wrote:
I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.


Does it have a manual backup (just in case)? kekekegay


Yes, I did get the Luxury package.



LMFAO Good one Kyle


Yeah, Kyle, thanks for that. I was thinking how best to post on this one when I gratefully saw your missive. evil4

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 1:12:52 PM

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i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thickhello1
MMonroe
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:36:28 PM

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chris283 wrote:
i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thickhello1


Yea right Liar



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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:40:17 PM

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MMonroe wrote:
chris283 wrote:
i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thickhello1


Yea right Liar




laughing3 you stole my thought Babes lol
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:16:34 PM

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I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.

What am I?

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
LadyX
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:31:48 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.

What am I?


a mf'in shotgun, baby! violent3
rougerogue
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:32:49 PM

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You are 30 inches long, 4 inches thick, you have a noisy end and a bad attitude end.

I think.
rougerogue
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:33:30 PM

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Curse you Lady X, you put a break in the comedy.

G'Damn it. Good thing your pretty!
LadyX
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:35:28 PM

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rougerogue wrote:
Curse you Lady X, you put a break in the comedy.

G'Damn it. Good thing your pretty!


aaahh I fucked it up! d'oh! Sorry guys!
rougerogue
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:38:43 PM

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You're forgiven this time. But in answer to the question, my cock isnt that big for guys, mainly for the ladies. Wakka wakka wakka.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:39:22 PM

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LadyX wrote:
WellMadeMale wrote:
I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.

What am I?


a mf'in shotgun, baby! violent3


heheh, that's a big shotgun. Prolly weighs 35 pounds.

Nope.

When I bite ya, you go limp.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
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