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My tits are DDDD
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Fairly average length, about 6 and a half inches fully erect. maybe an inch and a half thick. slightly curved with a thick crown. 
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I have so many problems with this thread. I dont even get why its in the Ask the Guys section when you are clearly not asking them, you are asking everybody.
And this has been asked before, use the search button.
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1) DDDD isnt a bra size! 2) Bigger isnt always better
*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*
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You answered like this in another thread you made, too. What are you doing?
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im 7.5 inches fully erect, close to 2 inches wide
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bigger then everyone else's... lol
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Not entirely sure, unlike some guys I don't need to measure myself to make myself feel better lol. I think I'm about 7", possibly up to 7.5" if I get really excited.
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My breast are 42 E
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Proudest 2 inches paint brush in the galaxy! 
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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 "It's only seven inches, gawddamned it...but some girls like it that wide."
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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atleast 9" leaning more towards 10" and about 6"around
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WellMadeMale wrote: "It's only seven inches, gawddamned it...but some girls like it that wide." Best movie he ever made.
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I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up.
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I'm just an average guy, 6-3/4" long and 1-3/4" shaft with a 2" mushroom
head. For those who want to see, check my profile....
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Kyle wrote:I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up. Does it have a manual backup (just in case)? 
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Alissa wrote:Kyle wrote:I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up. Does it have a manual backup (just in case)? Yes, I did get the Luxury package.
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Kyle wrote:Alissa wrote:Kyle wrote:I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up. Does it have a manual backup (just in case)? Yes, I did get the Luxury package. LMFAO Good one Kyle
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Kyle wrote:Alissa wrote:Kyle wrote:I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up. Does it have a manual backup (just in case)? Yes, I did get the Luxury package. Where does one obtain such a tool? American Coachbuilder's or FisherBody? Was there a long waiting period for the custom build, or can I order from a selection of showroom models?
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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bikebum1975 wrote:Kyle wrote:Alissa wrote:Kyle wrote:I have an adjustable cock, with a range of 1 1/2 to 15 inches, it is the latest model with all the bells ans whistles. I can dial in the correct settings in order to please any woman, even the most finicky types. I'd recommend it to any guys wanting to trade up. Does it have a manual backup (just in case)? Yes, I did get the Luxury package. LMFAO Good one Kyle Yeah, Kyle, thanks for that. I was thinking how best to post on this one when I gratefully saw your missive. 
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thick
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chris283 wrote:i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thick Yea right 
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MMonroe wrote:chris283 wrote:i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thick Yea right  you stole my thought Babes lol
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I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other. What am I?
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellMadeMale wrote:I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.
What am I? a mf'in shotgun, baby! 
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You are 30 inches long, 4 inches thick, you have a noisy end and a bad attitude end.
I think.
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Curse you Lady X, you put a break in the comedy.
G'Damn it. Good thing your pretty!
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rougerogue wrote:Curse you Lady X, you put a break in the comedy.
G'Damn it. Good thing your pretty! aaahh I fucked it up!  Sorry guys!
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You're forgiven this time. But in answer to the question, my cock isnt that big for guys, mainly for the ladies. Wakka wakka wakka.
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LadyX wrote:WellMadeMale wrote:I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.
What am I? a mf'in shotgun, baby! heheh, that's a big shotgun. Prolly weighs 35 pounds. Nope. When I bite ya, you go limp.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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