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LadyX
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:43:12 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
LadyX wrote:
WellMadeMale wrote:
I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.

What am I?


a mf'in shotgun, baby! violent3


heheh, that's a big shotgun. Prolly weighs 35 pounds.

Nope.

When I bite ya, you go limp.


A rattlesnake?
rougerogue
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:45:47 PM

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That would be my guessss too!
Remington
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:52:00 PM

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I give up!

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:54:06 PM

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LadyX wrote:
WellMadeMale wrote:
LadyX wrote:
WellMadeMale wrote:
I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.

What am I?


a mf'in shotgun, baby! violent3


heheh, that's a big shotgun. Prolly weighs 35 pounds.

Nope.

When I bite ya, you go limp.


A rattlesnake?




The first thought that comes to my mind on Jeffs question is do we really wanna know? LMAO the answer could be scary lol
Remington
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:56:22 PM

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On second thought, I may not want to know the answer evil4

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:57:06 PM

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Give that girl a cigar. cheerleader

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
LadyX
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:57:44 PM

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I had a good feeling about the rattlesnake- funny, because I'm usually partial to Pythons.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 6:27:50 PM

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LadyX wrote:
I had a good feeling about the rattlesnake- funny, because I'm usually partial to Pythons.




If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 8:29:50 PM

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:3 8 and a half inches.
robynsrockin
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 9:47:26 PM

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Quote:
how BIG is your tits for women?


You mean how big ARE they?

They aren't.
Revolution
Posted: Sunday, May 23, 2010 11:42:52 AM

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I have size 34 C boobies.

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it you can either run from it...or, learn from it." - Rafiki, The Lion King
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 23, 2010 1:42:17 PM

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Well, having a cock that I needed a microscope to see, you know in the 7 millimeter range and about as thick as a human hair I just had to get an implant. I got the deluxe model. The length of my new cock can be adjusted anywhere between 4 and 13 inches depending on the application. The thickness is easy to adjust and it also will vibrate on demand, although it makes a hell of a lot of noise in vibrate mode, kind of ruins the mood for some women. There is also an optional CPU and internal storage, where you preset you cock for different women, you know just like a radio. It is all voice activated too so you just say her name and the cock will adjust itself. Of course calling her by the wrong name in the heat of passion can cause serious issues when size matters.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 23, 2010 4:05:42 PM

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Kyle wrote:
Well, having a cock that I needed a microscope to see, you know in the 7 millimeter range and about as thick as a human hair I just had to get an implant. I got the deluxe model. The length of my new cock can be adjusted anywhere between 4 and 13 inches depending on the application. The thickness is easy to adjust and it also will vibrate on demand, although it makes a hell of a lot of noise in vibrate mode, kind of ruins the mood for some women. There is also an optional CPU and internal storage, where you preset you cock for different women, you know just like a radio. It is all voice activated too so you just say her name and the cock will adjust itself. Of course calling her by the wrong name in the heat of passion can cause serious issues when size matters.



laughing3 OH MY GOD KYLE!!!!! You are to damn funny Bro
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, May 23, 2010 5:57:11 PM

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Kyle wrote:
Well, having a cock that I needed a microscope to see, you know in the 7 millimeter range and about as thick as a human hair I just had to get an implant. I got the deluxe model. The length of my new cock can be adjusted anywhere between 4 and 13 inches depending on the application. The thickness is easy to adjust and it also will vibrate on demand, although it makes a hell of a lot of noise in vibrate mode, kind of ruins the mood for some women. There is also an optional CPU and internal storage, where you preset you cock for different women, you know just like a radio. It is all voice activated too so you just say her name and the cock will adjust itself. Of course calling her by the wrong name in the heat of passion can cause serious issues when size matters.


One is glad to be of service.



If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
BigRod
Posted: Sunday, May 23, 2010 6:13:16 PM

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I started talking about cock and tits when I was 9 years old.. 53 years later.. I'm still talking about cock and tits.. that's gotta be some kinda record....
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 24, 2010 8:54:39 PM

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I'll be honest. It's not that big... about 5 inches or so when erect...
assloverxxx
Posted: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 10:33:55 AM

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Mine is a full 9 incher with a girth of some 3.4
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 29, 2010 5:41:21 PM

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34/B WITH LONG PIERCED NIPPLES
BrindleChase
Posted: Saturday, May 29, 2010 9:19:53 PM

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I was blessed and on the curve, I'm above average, so I thought I would come here and brag. But then I read about 30"!!! And robo-cocks... Now I feel far too inadequate to share. crybaby


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oldgit
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 2:11:23 PM

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I don’t know now when I was young I worked out the length of my dick in inches and in my pride it was 8in hard. Now at 69 I look at the wrinkles not the length.crybaby
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 2:23:38 PM

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oldgit wrote:
I don’t know now when I was young I worked out the length of my dick in inches and in my pride it was 8in hard. Now at 69 I look at the wrinkles not the length.crybaby


You need to iron out that birthday suit evil4
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 4:15:09 PM

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HoneyBee000 wrote:
oldgit wrote:
I don’t know now when I was young I worked out the length of my dick in inches and in my pride it was 8in hard. Now at 69 I look at the wrinkles not the length.crybaby


You need to iron out that birthday suit evil4




Bad girl Honey LMAO
ChainedLove
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 5:34:47 PM

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My penis wraps around my leg a couple times. It's rather heavy. I have a butler who helps me carry it around. And too more guys who help me carry my breasts, which reach to my knees.

In lust and dreams,

Ashlyn
tommie
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 6:17:32 PM

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ChainedLove wrote:
My penis wraps around my leg a couple times. It's rather heavy. I have a butler who helps me carry it around. And too more guys who help me carry my breasts, which reach to my knees.


Haha, this made me chuckle. Just my thoughts. I use these to contain my snake. Maybe an idea for you?

Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 6:31:14 PM

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Been a long time since I checked but like 6.75 inches long and 3-4 inches thick. I'm not a shower Ima grower ha ha.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 7:05:41 PM

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Small boobies! Learn to love them!
Lithium9
Posted: Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:54:27 AM

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All I can say is...WOW! My dick is just over 6 inches long and on the thicker side. I can't believe how many guys have avoided answering this question (honestly) and turned this thread into a "let's make a joke about it because I am not measuring up to the pornstars I watch online." 90% of guys in the world are between 6 -6 & 1/2 inches. So sexybitch1, I hope this helps.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:58:10 AM

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Lithium9 wrote:
All I can say is...WOW! My dick is just over 6 inches long and on the thicker side. I can't believe how many guys have avoided answering this question (honestly) and turned this thread into a "let's make a joke about it because I am not measuring up to the pornstars I watch online." 90% of guys in the world are between 6 -6 & 1/2 inches. So sexybitch1, I hope this helps.



Cause to be honest as far as I am concerned it's nobody's damn business but mine or my lovers.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 01, 2010 12:37:15 PM

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chris283 wrote:
i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thickhello1



Sure ;)


I have a size C cup.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 01, 2010 2:12:00 PM

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My cock is 10"
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