A friendly, polite Southern gentleman, uprooted from his home turf and replanted in California. Tall, thin, with thick brown hair (now flecked with grey), blue eyes, pale skin, glasses. A snappy dresser on a budget. Big clumsy feet and long, elegant fingers. In a relationship of many years standing, so I'm NOT here to hook up -- just to make friends. By the way, the avatar picture does not happen to be of me, but it IS a clue to my alias... though you'd have to be one seriously oddball hipster to pick up on that.
Tav Falco & Panther Burns "Shade Tree Mechanic." (It's an old song from bluesman Z.Z. Hill, but Tav does it mighty nice for a white guy.)
Oh, hell. Am I late...? Got held up in traffic -- major tie-up on 680, y'know. Um... yeah, I just need to know where the fridge is. Gotta get this champagne on ice. Great, thanks. So, er -- where do we leave our clothes? This bad boy is ready to PAR-TAY!
Expecting pancakes for breakfast...
Good golly Miss Molly, what a plethora of photo sites you've unearthed, Mistress Katland! My hat is officially doffed in honor of your mad skills. Or as my Zen master might put it, "Your lesbian erotica fu is indeed powerful." I'll be checking out some of these immediately, if not sooner.Me, I only discovered the Joy of Tumblr a few months ago, but the pull of these photo archives is irresistible... if the internet is an ocean, such sites are like a riptide dragging innocent souls into a smutty grave. (Davy Boner's Locker?) Unlike in the ocean, we are smiling as we go down for the third time.Truly, this is a golden age for connoisseurs of erotica. When I was a youngun, we had to score our porn at convenience stores, where glossy beaver mags jostled for shelf space with dirty novels like "Lola On the Loose," "His Hot Little Sister," or even "Mom Does the Dog." And since the vast majority of erotica was heterosexually inclined, a devotee of sapphic delights like your humble servant had to make do with whatever meager crumbs of lesbianology he could scare up. Now we have erotic story sites, photo sites, film clip sites... a veritable landslide of titillation to fill our wicked heads. Thanks, Katland, for adding another ton or two to this sinner's personal avalanche. You will be included in my prayers tonight.
Wonderfully done, Sprite. It can be brutally hard, trying to make sense of it all in what often seems like a senseless world... Thank the Fates that there are good souls like you out there making the effort, inspiring the rest of us to do the same.
Carlos the Jackal
a firm handshake.
The party turned out to be an utter snoozefest. Crap music, bad wine in paper cups, and not one guy that was worth my time, held in an apartment that smelled like stale potato chips and Axe body wash. So I made up a bullshit excuse about having to get up early to visit my parents the next day and made my escape. All the way home I fumed about how royally I'd been screwed by my so-called...
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My name is Polly. Short for Polyhymnia, if you can believe that. I'm nineteen years old. I'm 5'5", and weigh 130 pounds. I have long, jet black hair that falls down to my ass and hazel eyes. I've got a nice round butt and large tits. Let me say that yeah, I'm kinda chubby. I prefer it that way. I like food and I like being who I am -- a shapely, beautiful girl. I may be a few...
Added 23 Jun 2013 | Category Incest
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"Mom?" sixteen-year-old Becky called as she entered the house, dropping her backpack to the floor with a thud, then kicking off her shoes. "I'm in the bedroom, honey," Connie called back. "Hey, Mom," Becky chirped as she padded into Connie's room in her stocking feet. She sat on the bed and watched as her mother, naked and still damp from an evening shower, briskly toweled her body. ...
Added 25 Mar 2013 | Category Incest
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My name is Marilyn. I'm twenty-four now, and the story I'm going to tell you happened when I was eighteen. Basically, it's all about how I came to find the true love of my life -- only it happens to be with a lover who practically no one knows about. That's the way we both want it. It was my first year of college. By that time I'd had a few boyfriends, and gone all the way with one of...
Added 27 Feb 2013 | Category Incest
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Reading Part One before delving into this second chapter is strongly encouraged.) ***** Emily nibbled at Sandy's lower lip as she guided the girl onto her back, gently lowering her body onto the sixteen-year-old's slighter form without breaking their kiss. She fondled the student's bottom, fingers delving between her thighs to lightly brush Sandy's vulva as they kissed, their...
Added 24 Oct 2012 | Category Lesbian
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Firmly clutching the strap of her shoulder bag, sixteen-year-old Sandy Ratledge hesitantly made her way down a hallway deep in the heart of Crestwood, the elite private school she attended. The last class of the day had ended fifteen minutes earlier, and this part of the building, where the faculty offices were located, was all but deserted. Sandy halted before one particular door, pausing...
Added 23 Oct 2012 | Category Lesbian
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I was fifteen years old when my father was killed in a car crash. Losing him was a horrible experience for me, but it was much worse for my mother Sarah -- she was utterly devastated. Even after a year and a half, she was unable to overcome the grief and put her life back together. My name is Julia, and I am her only child. Watching my mother suffer was breaking my heart. Before...
Added 16 Aug 2012 | Category Incest
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A brief valentine to love, written in an especially romantic mood. Not much plot, but loads of atmosphere. Hope you enjoy it . ***** I can still remember when I saw her, really saw her for the first time -- because that was the moment that would ultimately change everything between me and my sister. Carly was the younger sibling who I'd never paid much attention to, at least, no...
Added 22 Jul 2012 | Category Incest
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Please read the previous chapter before tackling this... you will enjoy Part Two that much more, I promise. ***** The three women stood quietly for a moment, as if suddenly realizing the enormity of what they were preparing to do. Then Anne unfastened the remaining buttons of her nightgown and shrugged the garment from her shoulders to puddle on the floor. She stood before her...
Added 27 Jun 2012 | Category Incest
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Sally Stratton collapsed into the couch, her younger sister Ellie falling into a nearby chair. Both women sighed contentedly, then Sally reached for the bottle of Cabernet she'd left on the end table. Cautiously extracting the cork with her fingers, she filled a glass with wine, pausing to savor the bouquet before taking her first leisurely sip. "Hey, can I have some of that?" asked Ellie. ...
Added 26 Jun 2012 | Category Incest
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