About frenchtoastman
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A friendly, polite Southern gentleman, uprooted from his home turf and replanted in California. Tall, thin, with thick brown hair (now flecked with grey), blue eyes, pale skin, glasses. A snappy dresser on a budget. Big clumsy feet and long, elegant fingers. In a relationship of many years standing, so I'm NOT here to hook up -- just to make friends.

By the way, the avatar picture does not happen to be of me, but it IS a clue to my alias... though you'd have to be one seriously oddball hipster to pick up on that.

Name:
Danny
Date Joined:
12 Jul 2010
Last Visit:
13 Jun 2013
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Scorpio
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation
Straight
Location:
a state of bewilderment, California, United States
Interests:
LIKES: Films, books and music... beautiful women of all shades, shapes, heights and sizes... hiking and long, relaxed walks... cake... lesbian erotica... Chinese, Thai and Italian food... libraries... lazing in bed for hours... cats and dogs... jigsaw puzzles... the wonders of language... life. Most of all, my wife B., who will always be my reason for living.

DISLIKES: bullies, bigots, misogynists, homophobes, rudeness, moral scolds who can't mind their own damn business, huge corporations (see: bullies), religion as a weapon, capitalism as a weapon, wealth as a weapon, social position as a weapon, political correctness, bad films, bad books, bad music and American Idol.
Favorite Authors:
William Faulkner, Samuel Beckett, Cormac McCarthy, Madison Smartt Bell, Flannery O'Connor, Will Self, Neal Stephenson, P.G. Wodehouse, William Vollman, Mark Twain, Philip K. Dick, Harold Pinter, Margaret Millar, Jean Genet, Georges Perec, Thomas Pynchon, Jorge Luis Borges, Russell Hoban and loads more.
Favorite Movies:
My favorite directors include Ingmar Bergman, Yasujiro Ozu, Jacques Tati, Preston Sturges, Akira Kurosawa, Robert Bresson, Mike Leigh, Fritz Lang, Alfred Hitchcock, Douglas Sirk, Andrei Tarkovsky, Sergio Leone, Wes Anderson, Krzysztof Kieslowski, Max Ophuls, Guy Maddin, Federico Fellini, Abbas Kiarostami, Jan Svankmajer, John Cassavetes, Bela Tarr, Rainer Werner Fassbinder and Stanley Kubrick.

(Why yes, I AM a film snob... you got a problem with that!?)
Favorite Music:
John Coltrane, The Stooges, Rolling Stones, Muddy Waters, Charles Mingus, Charlie Rich, Captain Beefheart, Bessie Smith, Soft Machine, Fela Kuti, Lee Dorsey, Miles Davis, The Kinks, Robert Johnson, Ali Akbar Khan, The Raincoats, Louis Jordan, Black Flag, Etta James, Sly & the Family Stone, R. Stevie Moore, Otis Redding, Hank Williams, Al Green, The Minutemen, Blind Willie McTell, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Big Star, Louis Prima, Pere Ubu, Nurse with Wound, Wire, Velvet Underground, The Cramps, John Fahey, This Heat, Betty Carter and thousands of others. I have too many records.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Keep them related!
Posted: 14 Feb 2013 23:35

Robert Ryan

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 21 Dec 2012 00:50

Expecting pancakes for breakfast...

Topic: One word
Posted: 21 Dec 2012 00:48

aggressive

Topic: Where do you get your sexy pics?
Posted: 18 Apr 2012 00:52

Good golly Miss Molly, what a plethora of photo sites you've unearthed, Mistress Katland! My hat is officially doffed in honor of your mad skills. Or as my Zen master might put it, "Your lesbian erotica fu is indeed powerful." I'll be checking out some of these immediately, if not sooner.

Me, I only discovered the Joy of Tumblr a few months ago, but the pull of these photo archives is irresistible... if the internet is an ocean, such sites are like a riptide dragging innocent souls into a smutty grave. (Davy Boner's Locker?) Unlike in the ocean, we are smiling as we go down for the third time.

Truly, this is a golden age for connoisseurs of erotica. When I was a youngun, we had to score our porn at convenience stores, where glossy beaver mags jostled for shelf space with dirty novels like "Lola On the Loose," "His Hot Little Sister," or even "Mom Does the Dog." And since the vast majority of erotica was heterosexually inclined, a devotee of sapphic delights like your humble servant had to make do with whatever meager crumbs of lesbianology he could scare up.

Now we have erotic story sites, photo sites, film clip sites... a veritable landslide of titillation to fill our wicked heads. Thanks, Katland, for adding another ton or two to this sinner's personal avalanche. You will be included in my prayers tonight.

Topic: Precious Things
Posted: 18 Dec 2011 02:06

Wonderfully done, Sprite. It can be brutally hard, trying to make sense of it all in what often seems like a senseless world...

Thank the Fates that there are good souls like you out there making the effort, inspiring the rest of us to do the same.

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 19 Apr 2011 00:50

melon

Topic: Keep them related!
Posted: 19 Apr 2011 00:48

Carlos the Jackal

Topic: What kind of sex would you have with the person above you?
Posted: 19 Apr 2011 00:47

a firm handshake.

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 18 Apr 2011 06:04

bark

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Living as Lovers

"Mom?" sixteen-year-old Becky called as she entered the house, dropping her backpack to the floor with a thud, then kicking off her shoes. "I'm in the bedroom, honey," Connie called back. "Hey, Mom," Becky chirped as she padded into Connie's room in her stocking feet. She sat on the bed and watched as her mother, naked and still damp from an evening shower, briskly toweled her body. ...

Added 25 Mar 2013 | Category Incest | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 13,961 | 3 Comments

Mom Comes Calling

My name is Marilyn. I'm twenty-four now, and the story I'm going to tell you happened when I was eighteen. Basically, it's all about how I came to find the true love of my life -- only it happens to be with a lover who practically no one knows about. That's the way we both want it. It was my first year of college. By that time I'd had a few boyfriends, and gone all the way with one of...

Added 27 Feb 2013 | Category Incest | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 10,633 | 3 Comments

A Teacher's Discipline, Part Two

Reading Part One before delving into this second chapter is strongly encouraged.) ***** Emily nibbled at Sandy's lower lip as she guided the girl onto her back, gently lowering her body onto the sixteen-year-old's slighter form without breaking their kiss. She fondled the student's bottom, fingers delving between her thighs to lightly brush Sandy's vulva as they kissed, their...

Added 24 Oct 2012 | Category Lesbian | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 4,153 | 4 Comments

A Teacher's Discipline, Part One

Firmly clutching the strap of her shoulder bag, sixteen-year-old Sandy Ratledge hesitantly made her way down a hallway deep in the heart of Crestwood, the elite private school she attended. The last class of the day had ended fifteen minutes earlier, and this part of the building, where the faculty offices were located, was all but deserted. Sandy halted before one particular door, pausing...

Added 23 Oct 2012 | Category Lesbian | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 8,711 | 12 Comments

Spanking Mom

I was fifteen years old when my father was killed in a car crash. Losing him was a horrible experience for me, but it was much worse for my mother Sarah -- she was utterly devastated. Even after a year and a half, she was unable to overcome the grief and put her life back together. My name is Julia, and I am her only child. Watching my mother suffer was breaking my heart. Before...

Added 16 Aug 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 42 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 19,723 | 10 Comments

A Journey To My Sister

A brief valentine to love, written in an especially romantic mood. Not much plot, but loads of atmosphere. Hope you enjoy it . ***** I can still remember when I saw her, really  saw  her for the first time -- because that was the moment that would ultimately change everything between me and my sister. Carly was the younger sibling who I'd never paid much attention to, at least, no...

Added 22 Jul 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 11,892 | 5 Comments

Saying Yes to Love, Part Two

Please read the previous chapter before tackling this... you will enjoy Part Two that much more, I promise. ***** The three women stood quietly for a moment, as if suddenly realizing the enormity of what they were preparing to do. Then Anne unfastened the remaining buttons of her nightgown and shrugged the garment from her shoulders to puddle on the floor. She stood before her...

Added 27 Jun 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 3,969 | 4 Comments

Saying Yes to Love, Part One

Sally Stratton collapsed into the couch, her younger sister Ellie falling into a nearby chair. Both women sighed contentedly, then Sally reached for the bottle of Cabernet she'd left on the end table. Cautiously extracting the cork with her fingers, she filled a glass with wine, pausing to savor the bouquet before taking her first leisurely sip. "Hey, can I have some of that?" asked Ellie. ...

Added 26 Jun 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 4,805 | 4 Comments

In the Sauna

The afternoon was balmy and delightful as sixteen-year-old Jenna strolled home from the bus stop. School was out for the summer, and all was right with the world. The flowery dress she wore fluttered in the light breeze as she hopped up the steps. She unlocked the door and entered. "Mom?" "In here, honey," came her mother's voice. Jenna wandered through the house toward the kitchen,...

Added 17 Apr 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 17,927 | 17 Comments

My Mother's Plaything

My lover Sera and I are relaxing together after a satisfying fuck in the dorm room we share. Her strap-on cock rests on the end table, still glistening from a very intense workout. She smiles winsomely and murmurs, "Hey, Kris... tell me about your mother again." "What about her?" I play it coy, lifting an eyebrow. Sera scowls.  "You  know, girl. The things you guys do together." ...

Added 15 Mar 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 9,803 | 4 Comments

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