I will grant your wish, but now you will sleep until a beautiful princess comes to wake you with a kiss and she turns out to be rather directionally inept and takes years to find you.

I wish I could write erotic poetry like Techgoddess!

It's all about being happy with yourself. Then it really doesn't matter if you are single or "double".

Find a way to help my son feel better!

Hope you are successful in your quest, Tech!

My brother's ex-girlfriend complained about the size of his dick one night. He told her if she wanted it to feel bigger he could always stick it in her ass. That was the night she became his ex-girlfriend.

Multiplicity maybe?? was about a guy who clones himself so he can keep up with all he needs to do....then the clone makes a clone of himself...and they keep getting dumber....


One of my favorite movies! I love how number 4 kept calling Doug Steve. Hilarious!

I can't actually picture a man using something that pretty to pee in!

Never had a guy complain that I keep sucking after he cums. If he wants me to stop, he can always redirect me.

Motrin. Lots and lots of Motrin. Then a soothing bath without soap.

By the way techgoddess, I wanted to tell you that I have really enjoyed reading your poetry. The imagery is so captivating!

Amazing lyrics baby!

Welcome genevieve! Tu parles francais peut-etre?

Oui je parle français. J'étais né à Montréal, mais j'ai habité aux Etats-Unis pendant 20 années.