GingerKitty, it is, then. I outgrew my old moniker and needed a change. GingerKitty seemed wildly appropriate. I'm Ginger, I'm Kitty, match made in heaven So, yeah, I'm told that I'm weird but I feel normal. I have an uncontrollable habit of wearing my heart on my sleeve, so be careful with it if I ever show you it. I like to write just about any kind of story, but I mainly write about taboo subjects and office sex, with a wee bit of masturbation flung in for fun (well, that was my original intention but now I seem to be writing debauched thoughts that turn me on. In short, my scribblings are something to help me get things out of my head and if others like them it's a happy side effect but please take your own time to draw conclusions, you might like what you see). I write stories with elements of myself in them, some are from real experiences, some pure fantasy, but I shalt tell which ones are which, I prefer that to remain an enigma. My sense of humour is obscure, dry and sometimes dark and often when I quote or reference something, people may not get it, but after a lengthy explanation, they usually get it. Some folks still don't get it, but that's OK. Who is Kitty? Kitty is the playful, loving side of Andrew. All he wants is to love and be loved, also he's always there, lurking on the periphery. He is me and I am him, we are as inseparable as two magnets glued together. You may call me Kitty, or any variation, I really don't mind, you can also call me Andrew, for that is my given name. Originally, I came on this site just to read and share stories, but find myself lurking in the rather addictive forum. I'll accept just about anyone as a friend, as long as you're not creepy. By creepy, I mean don't cyber with me straight away and don’t call me a female, for I am a man. Get to know me first and see if cyber develops. For some it will, others, it won't. I'm always up for talking, so feel free to send me a message of some sort, I do tend to talk about a wide range of subjects and I certainly have a filthy mind, which is always fun! I don’t tend to like random, wild chat boxes appearing, but I’m always open to an inbox or two. I think that's about all. No, wait, one other thing, if I offend, I don't mean to, it's just that I sometimes have strong views and people get offended, but I genuinely don't mean any offense. I also sometimes word things wrongly and on occasion my foot lives in my mouth, if you can get over that, I'm sure we'll get along just great. I sometimes browse this site on my phone, so if it looks like I'm ignoring you or anything like that, don't be offended, I'm not ignoring you, I simply can't see it chortles like a madman or so the tale used to go. I have a better phone now, so I can see online messages, yay! A wee note about my forum signature, it's a quote from, my favourite game ever, Tales of Symphonia, there are more Dwarven Vows than you can shake a stick at, so I won't go into them all. I like to explain Schroedinger's Cat to people because it makes me seem more intelligent, but it is a charming and excellent paradox. If I keep editing this and adding more, it's gonna end up like a bloody novella and it'll read like a madman's scribblings, too. Yes, I may have a slightly womanly screen name, but I AM A MAN! can't stress that enough, you know.
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Not the last time I checked.TPBM likes a good old Jolly Roger! Yarr!
Dazed & Confused - Led Zeppelin
Ah, the typographical error, one that can result in mirth from both the typoer and the typoee. Such mirth came when I was chatting to the awesome Poppet and typoed coconut as cocknut, who suggested there should be a typo thread. So here I am, creating it. Go us and our crazy ideas. Another of my personal favourites is asllowed, instead of allowed. My friend looked on and said it looks like "a robust fart". Mirth. What are your best typos?
You better be worried, you bloody tease! *Pushing my finger in slowly, teasing you as I wiggle it lightly. I slap your ass with my free hand. "Are you ordering me around, Andrew? I don't take kindly to orders, but, since you almost sound like your begging." I remove my finger, lean forward with my thick strap-on pre-lubed and push against your arse, I grip your hips, giving them a squeeze and slowly enter you with the utmost slowest ways I can.* *worried face* Yes, I'm worried, but so damned turned on too *moans at the wiggling "I'm not ordering you around", I pout and moan as I feel the strap on penetrate me slowly and filling me with dread and naughty feelings, also giggling a little*
As often as possible, which happens to be most of the time.Shampoo or just poo?
This is the never ending cycle of Lush: one gets horny and/or bored, one looks up erotica and one's horniness is temporarily sated. One then comes back because one enjoys the stories, so one gets horny just by being here, so one reads the stories. Then you have the writers: almost the same process as above, but they decide to try writing erotica and then, for me at least, they enjoy the unique release that writing gives, so they do more and more.Then there's the chatters who just like the sexy chat. They get addicted to it and then come back for more because they like the social aspect.Then there's the forum bangers: pretty much the same as the chatters, but some lurk for a bit to test the waters before wading in.I think the bottom line is that folk come here for sexy reading fun and then get addicted to a certain aspect of the site. Some do tell their pals, some even meet people here and get married to them. A site like this takes all sorts, really.
I am lacking the actual instructions but I am sure someone here must know how this is applied... http://upload.lushstories.com/215-VirginityBottle.JPG Supposedly, it's a lube that's applied to "the desired area" 15 minutes before any activity and the alum in it provides a "temporary tightening effect".
Somewhat of a rarity on Lush: A well written profile, with great stories on it, a hot image gallery and a rather enticing profile pic. Me likey.
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I'm no mechanic, nor do I drive, or know much about cars so I could be wrong, but a simple oil change might help.
Copper. She’s sexy. An athletic body, long, natural red hair and a smile that lights up her whole pretty face. Her green eyes twinkle and she has a giggle like no other. Steele has quite the crush on little Copper. He’s been shopping in the same supermarket for years and recently spotted her. Actually, it was the lack of queue at her checkout he noticed first. Then he noticed her. He was...
Added 14 Jun 2013 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 646 | 4 Comments
When I'm in your tight embrace and between your lips, The world... stops. Nobody else is here. Us. Forever, in sweet stasis. One simple hug, a warm lingering kiss, The world doesn't know, doesn't care How much I love you, But I care. I love. I kiss. I hug. My passion for you: never held back, always smoldering. The world doesn't care, has no clue. What you mean to me. You calm me, yet fire...
Added 13 Jun 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 499 | 8 Comments
My breath is shallow, my eyes closed, A moan escapes my mouth and I smile, She’s doing a number on my cock, Going down, sucking softly, owning me, She gives me pleasure like no other. Looking up at me, she grins a naughty Kitten grin, “I love you, Kitty,” she tells me, My eyes roll, my smile widens, “I love you, Kitten,” I moan back, Managing only a moan. Her sweet mouth, adorned with...
Added 01 Jun 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.47 | Views 1,249 | 9 Comments
If you could see me right now, you might think I look like Linus from Charlie Brown. I’m sitting cross-legged on my bed, typing this out, as I recall it. Okay, so I don’t look entirely like him, but close enough. I’m also naked. I’m naked a lot of the time; if it doesn’t require me to go outside or anywhere else but my own sleeping quarters within the house, chances are, I’ll be naked. I...
Added 29 May 2013 | Category Hardcore
Standing near the mixing desk at the concert, the two lovebirds danced and made out whilst listening to the heavy metal band playing. This was her first heavy metal concert, but he’d been to so many that he’d lost count. And that was just over one year! As it was her first time, he eased her in and protected her from the loonies. There were a few there, that’s for sure. A break in the...
Added 20 Apr 2013 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 1,266 | 10 Comments
I wore my new coat today. It was nice and warm and made me feel really cool. Not cool the temperature, but cool the way of being, whatever you’d call that. I dunno, my brain is on strike tonight. No doubt because of the sexy women I just had the good fortune to shag. Yeah, my coat helped me to pull, looks like. It’s about knee length. Yeah, I know you wanna know about the women I shagged,...
Added 03 Apr 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 3.92 | Views 3,179 | 4 Comments
It was just an ordinary morning and she was just an ordinary, sexy woman. Loading up the dishwasher, she sang a tune in her sexy choir-trained voice. She wasn’t singing anything in particular, just singing for the love of it. Seeing her bent over the dishwasher, he couldn’t help doing something about it. He sneaked up behind and gave her butt a light spank and she yelped, almost...
Added 15 Mar 2013 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,194 | 5 Comments
Even though for months they’ve been living together, they still send notes to each other. They leave them in bottles scattered around the place, a hark back to how they met. It was just another way of communicating. A special way, only for them. In one note, he said: Last night was lovely, We cuddled and just were, I love you. She read it and a happy tear rolled down her cheek. She had...
Added 13 Mar 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 208 | 3 Comments
A message was found in a bottle, on it was written: Listen, this might sound cruel to you and I’m sorry... But... I don’t want to have sex with you. I just want to cuddle. I love you, but I’m not ready for sex with you... Not yet. Can’t we just take it easy and not rush? I don’t want to end up regretting it, Or making you dissatisfied. I want this relationship to last, To get to...
Added 28 Feb 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 375 | 6 Comments
Her long golden locks rippled out and settled on the bed, like the water on the calm lake facing her house, as she explored herself for the first time in a very long time. Marcy’s body was her playground. She’d reserved this time just for herself and she was going to make it worth her while. Her dainty, ladylike hands gently squeezed her breasts. Feeling every sensation, she spent forever...
Added 18 Feb 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4 | Views 1,285 | 2 Comments
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