I have no clue............ never saw anyone having a female profile and being proved to be a male .... so i cannot comment on that. But yes i have HEARD ..a lot.. and that has kind of..cautioned me to keep a distance from all of these... on the other hand.. it does not bother me much.. I am a flirt and can flirt even with a wall lol...

But again.. yes i always wonder.. why!

Ha ha, I suffer from mistaken identity rather than a faked identity.

What irks me is the number of people (mainly men) who don't bother reading profiles before attempting to engage in sex chat... Firstly, it clearly states on my profile that I am male, and secondly it says that "I do not cyber!". The only confusion I can see is that I have a rather pretty avatar and a feminine sounding name

Anyway, to give my 2 cents, I think a lot of women feel safer in the company of other women, already have experience with men, and enjoy the sexy conversations with other women, with whom they can become cyberfriends (rather than the 'hump and dump' attitude of a lot of men).

Now guys, I know that is a generalization... Sorry!

GW.

A few months ago, I wrote a rather long-winded story, but I thought it was good enough to publish (I think all my stories are good :-" ).

Somebody came along and scored me a 3, saying "It was a bit boring." Shock, horror!!! How could they possibly be so nasty? (rant, rant). A while later, someone else came along, scored it another 3, saying, "I agree, it was a bit boring."

Cripes, I guess it really was "a bit boring." At the time it wasn't fun, but at least now I can have a good laugh...

What's the funniest, strangest etc. comment someone has made on one of your stories?

GW.

This thread is useless without pictures.

I use to read a lot of books. Aaaaarrrrgggh!

Fuck

Ladies, if you had a to give a ratio of dressing up to look good/feel good in your clothes versus looking good/feeling good to attract a mate, how would that equate?

80:20 - I want to look good/feel good predominantly for myself. The other 20 percent is to attract the guys (or girls).
50:50 - I balance my clothing between what I want to wear and want others to see/feel.
20:80 - I like to maximize my sex appeal. Anything which causes a stir and lands me a great shag is fair game.

Naturally, additional ratios and reasoning for said accoutrements or lack thereof are welcome!

GW.

Back the fuck away. probably a drunk tranny, haha.

You wish, LOL!

I'd rather she kissed me on the lips than on the street, unless 'the street' is a euphemism for some erotic body part!

I like ass most because I also like backs, shoulders and necks, especially to massage. There is nothing like deep and gentle kneading to get a woman relaxed, and a good butt massage is just so erotic. Well, so is a breast massage erotic, but I prefer ass, so there! :)

Defo prefer soft and smooth for heightened tactile pleasure. A landing strip or otherwise well-cultivated love garden can certainly increase visual pleasure, but nothing beats a willing tongue on smooth bare skin where it counts most.

GW.

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