About groucho
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Name:
dan
Sex:
Male 
Age:
56
Sign:
Virgo
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Nebraska, Nebraska, United States
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Date Joined:
29 Mar 2009
Last Visit:
28 Jul 2014 (8 hours ago)
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Forum Posts:
233
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1
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 12:00

how about a character count when you are sending online messages?

thanks,
g

Topic: Moving On at Different Paces
Posted: 11 Jul 2014 14:17

if you play any kind of ball or sports all i have to say is this:
rub some dirt on it and get back in the game.

b

Topic: What is an 'alpha male'
Posted: 28 Jun 2014 18:19

if "alpha males" were patterned after the "alphas" in the animal world this would be the description:
1. big, strong and mean enough to, while in their prime, be able to beat off the attacks of all the want-to-be alpha males.
2. potent enough to fuck every female at the earliest sign of ovulation regardless of age or relationship with absolute no thought of relationships, emotions, feelings, needs, desires, or pleasure.
3. cunning enough to lead the "pack" to the best places for nourishment, sustenance and safety.
4. completely driven by instinct; again feelings, emotions, needs, wants, desires, etc. have no room in your brain which would be too small to do any creative thinking or reasoning or your "heart" = the organ that pumps your blood.
5. have the stamina to do all of the above for as long as you can until another male challenges, defeats and runs your now sorry loser ass off so you can die alone in the wilderness.

but most probably have a rather romanticized version or vision of the "alpha male" which can happen when we anthropomorphize animals and "zoomorphize" (if that is even a word to describe the opposite of anthropomorphize!) humans.

My 2 cents
g

Topic: would you do me?
Posted: 28 Jun 2014 17:58

no

g

Topic: Washington Redskins: Time to change the name?
Posted: 19 Jun 2014 13:17

I have said it before, they can keep that name just change the emblem to this:
http://upload.lushstories.com/765267477-redskin-salted-peanuts-ind.jpg

i think that would look awesome on the side of the helmets and flags and sweatshirts.
problem solved. you are welcome.
g

Topic: What's your favorite Bruce Willis movie outside of the Die Hard movies?
Posted: 11 Jun 2014 17:37

the color of night

g

Topic: A Statement concerning Lushstories.com's Ownership
Posted: 24 Apr 2014 08:37

unfortunately all it takes is one major asshole to really screw things up for a bunch of people. then there are the minor assholes (coughboddydazzler74cough) that are just annoying. i guess the assholes are the reason we don't get to have nice things.


SO...i log on to my fav erotic story site and what greets me on my opening page? a snarky comment by the minor asshole i referenced in my early post of support for lush that i quoted above. not only that the aforementioned minor dingle-berry left me lush email about 'getting warned' or some such nonsense.

what do i find when i go to reply to the twice referenced scumbag and when i come back to this forum post? it's as if the little feller never existed at all! dontknow

so you snotty little banana pit, if you ever slink back into lush please contact me i'd like to be able to talk about this without you running away.

keep fighting lush!

dan (aka groucho)

Topic: A Statement concerning Lushstories.com's Ownership
Posted: 21 Apr 2014 12:41

unfortunately all it takes is one major asshole to really screw things up for a bunch of people. then there are the minor assholes (coughboddydazzler74cough) that are just annoying. i guess the assholes are the reason we don't get to have nice things.

so, lushstories, don't let the assholes, dingle-berries and bastards get you down!

keep up the good work.

g

(wonder if these spammy/scammy emails was the reason one of my good friends deleted their account?)

Topic: Would life really be better if everyone was honest, literally about everyting?
Posted: 08 Feb 2014 21:11

"Would life really be better if everyone was honest, literally about everyt(h)ing?"

No. BUT life would be much better if everyone was honest, figuratively about everything.

:-"

g

Topic: The Superbowl Coke Ad, for those who saw it.
Posted: 08 Feb 2014 21:03

so i am guessing the people that say they don't like the ad are really saying what they do like and believe in is dis-unity, hyper nationalism, and selfishly guarded self-interests. d'oh!

Yeah, those would be real fun people to be around.dontknow

g

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The Dance Floor Encounter

The first sound I hear is muffled music and I think, “Why did I pick this club to go for a drink?” I open the door and lose myself in the crowd as I make my way to the bar. As I sit there nursing a scotch and water, I realize that I am more than a bit out of place since there is nothing but young people there. But I turn on my stool to watch the dance floor. It is then I see you on the...

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Java
Posted: 16 Jul 2014 19:35
10 out of 10 lightning bugs prefer Coke bottles to Mason jars. It's true. I read it on the internet.
Java
Posted: 25 Jun 2014 00:03
Thinking of you Figured if I couldn't talk you into a nice cuppa Java, I could at least splash a little fun on your page. Come knock on my window sometime!
adeleeve
Posted: 23 Jun 2014 23:21
thank you for the request speak soon I hope
butterflyteacher
Posted: 03 Apr 2014 21:03
ursexysecret
Posted: 30 Mar 2014 17:44
Lush
Posted: 20 Sep 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
CleverFox
Posted: 27 Feb 2013 19:10


Hurray for Captain Spaulding!
The African explorer!
The African explorer!
Hurray for Captain Spaulding!
CleverFox
Posted: 04 Feb 2013 20:24
Why, this bill is outragious. I would refuse to pay it if I were you!
Lush
Posted: 20 Sep 2012 00:36
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
swollen
Posted: 11 Jan 2011 09:43
Hey Groucho from Montana ! Do I need to stay up all night to catch you across the pond ?
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