About gruffman76
Biography

Not usually that gruff... just a name.
I'm not good with written words - I can write but its not playing to my strengths.
So on here I much prefer to read others great stories - much better than I could do.
If I'm online feel free to chat, I'm not here to hurt anyone.

Have you ever read the t-shirts that say "If it's got wheels or boobs you're going to have trouble with it!" I like it.
It's a quick summary of me. I love all sorts of cars & bikes to various degrees - even the odd truck. And with women I have a varied interest.

I don't expect any ladies to actually read this. I assume that every half decent looking female here would be swamped by humourless drooling men attempting to seduce them with tactless advances.
But here goes.

Name:
gruffman76
Date Joined:
22 Jul 2012
Last Visit:
13 May 2013 (7 days ago)
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Gemini
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation
Straight
Location:
2000, New South Wales, Australia
Interests:
Cars, Bikes... hang on where am I...

Boobs, Bums, Legs & Tumms.
Smiles, curves, beating lashes, hidden stashes.
As they say sugar & spice & all things nice!

The softness of her touch, the intoxicating smells from her hair and skin. The quiet noises she makes when I make her feel good. Her muscles relaxing, limbs extending, anticipation building... Adrenaline following, heart pounding... Ahh good times.

I like the outdoors, I ride a MTB & A Duc but not together. I keep fit but not obsessively. I have a dog, a tuff dog not a toy one.
Favorite Books:
I don't know, I'm easily hooked.
I guess any book that a short arse uses to see over the dash is a good book.
As a young teen I saw a book/magazine called 200 pages of sucking and fucking - those images have stayed with me.
Favorite Authors:
Who wrote Batman?
Favorite Movies:
Action Adventure
Sci Fi to a degree
Drama if it's not too slow
Sorry to say but even the odd Rom Com...

Just no horror or scary stuff.
Favorite Music:
Laid back stuff
90s rock from teens
60s heaps of 60s
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: What's the first thing you look at?
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 22:12

eyes, always the eyes. i try to add a smile

Topic: have you ever done or tried shower sex
Posted: 22 Jan 2013 16:48

yes i have.
in the middle of building a new bathroom with a bigger shower laughing6

Topic: Would being with an older virgin stop you?
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 16:55

No. If I liked you it wouldn't be an issue for me.

Topic: Completely shaven or landing strip?
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 16:53

A little hair. It tells me I'm getting closer...

Topic: If you COULD suck your own dick....?
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 16:44

I saw something like this in a movie - Shortbus.
I've only seen the first couple of minutes I think it tries to shock the viewer.
Myself I don't honestly know, I'd probably try it.

Topic: Getting a women to orgasm
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 16:40

Emily
Start off by not making the big O the goal. Just relax & try to enjoy your experience solo or with a partner.
Try a few different things that don't creep you out & learn what you respond to.
Use this to refine your skills & you should get closer & closer...
Clear communication with a partner will stop them from guessing.
Try a responsible amount of alcohol...
Keep practicing...
-Its vague but I know you not.
Good Luck

Topic: Skinny,Curvy,BBW
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 16:29

Runway thin isn't my preference.
Niether is if you struggle to walk up stairs because you're curves r pop'n & you're too unfit...
I like a fairly strong fit healthy woman just so long as her muscles aren't bigger than mine.

Topic: wearing your ladies silk undies
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 16:22

Not my thing.
She would have to be very very persuasive.

Topic: An evi leprechaun curses you, and you can only do one sex position forever...
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 16:18

Nasty little bugger then isn't he..

Truth I would care so long as I could still play my part.
BUT
How about her lying on her side. Me straddling her lower leg, her other pointing at the ceiling.
Very comfortable, great access to her mmm. Stuffed if I know what its called though!

Topic: Avatar above you
Posted: 29 Oct 2012 17:00

A Polo playing picnicker with a poodle...not your usual TnA.
I like it.

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