You sir, deserve a high five for this.

Agreed!

You sir, deserve a high five for this.

Agreed!

More of what we live by but thought we'd share;

For the philosophical - Chose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tides, Garth Brooks

For the Haters - In the end they’ll judge me anyway, so whatever, Kid Cupi

How he got My ass - Behind every Beautiful thing there's some kind of pain - Bob Dylan

For fun - Well if sex is a weapon, then smash, boom, pow ,how you like me now? You can't always do it right, but you can always do whats left
So I told her I was trash, she wait till after and said I already know….I’ve got a beautiful place to put your face - Them crooked Vultures

AND FROM MY HUBBY -

Why don't we get drunk and screw, I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you - Jimmy Buffett

AND

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!