Let's be honest. I'm a middle-age guy trying to have some fun online . . . maybe even in person if the circusmstances are right. I like most mainstream erotica. I don't see the point in bondage. Good sex makes both partners happy.
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Well my first impulse is say, "let me come up to Canada and relieve your boredom."However, my serious answer, when was the last time your husband had a physical? He may have, just as the commercial says, "low T". If that doesn't work, you could always tell him you are flying out to California to have an affair with this really, nice guy who writes stories and has a "brain". Back to serious, does he know you are on lush. Let him pursue the topics. I share with my disdain for bondage . . . just not a way to treat a woman.
I hope everyone understands that my "statistical" analysis was meant tongue-in-cheek. I've have a couple of college level statistics and know, just for an example that some obese women are African-American, so you just can't add 12 % and 33%. However, like most tongue-in-cheek comments, there is a some truth. Say 12 % of women are too religious for me. Say there is 1/6 chance (it makes the math easier if you make this assumption) that overweight women are more likelyl to be religious or African-American (To be clear I'm making a statistical point, not a racial remark), then you can add10 % (not religious African American) 5/6 of 33 % for obese, and 12 % too religious and you get nearly 50%.
I'm surprised at the unsympathetic ear this woman gets from the women who posted comments. Let's take your average woman. We will call herJane the receptionist. Jane has an IQ of 100. She has a choice of marrying and having children by Dan the Doctor (with an IQ of 120) or Charlie the custodian (with an IQ of 80). If she divorces Dan, she will get tax free child support of say $1200/month, not much less than $2000/mo Charlie makes before taxes. On average the daughter she has with Don, would have an IQ of 110, with John 90. Don's daughter's grows up and becomes Nancy's the nurse. The daughter she has by Charlie becomes Wendy the waitress (no offense intended my niece is a waitress). Nancy has a much better chance of marrying a doctor (or other high status person) than does Wendy. The grandchildren Jane has through Don, the doctor are much better off than would be through John the janitor and would be better able to help take care of Jane when she grows old. So for the sake of her daughters yet born, Jane goes for the higher status guy. Where does this leave Charlie and Mark the mailman (with an IQ of 100)? Very frustrated. Almost without exception, women marry at or above their status. A male doctor might marry a nurse or receptionist, but a female doctor who is she going to marry? A plumber? For the past decade or so, more women have graduated from college than men. When women complain there as so few good guys available, demographically, and from an evolutionary point of few, they are correct.
What total nonsense, and don't you pay attention to it either. Thanks that gives me hope.
well I told my mother and she asked if I got my genetic material checked. Said something about phenotypes & genotypes. I flat out asked her if she can accept her 2nd son being a woman...she is now ignoring me' texts & calls. I am giving her until 10pm (5.5 hours) to say something before I say goodbye for good. Please be a little patient with her, if Cher had difficulty accepting her daughter's sex change.
I was at the dentist office the other day. While waiting a read this article, written by a woman, in Mens' Health. She said, "evolutionary speaking, a woman would rather have baby with a high status man who might bail on her, then one with a lower status man who is as loyal as a lapdog." Is this how women feel? Am I out of luck because I have steady, but not so high status (but not really low status either) civil service job?
The US census reports that there are 70 million unmarried women between the ages of 18 and 45. According to the CDC 1/3 of all American are overweight or obese, that leaves 44.1 million. Also according to the CDC 5 % of all Americans have a serious mental health problem, that leaves, 41.895 million. Again according to the US census 12% of Americans are Africa-American. Don't get me wrong, Michelle Obama is a beautiful woman, and I voted for her husband, but I just see myself dating a black woman, that leaves 36.875 million. Figure 5 % of women are bi or mostly bi, that leaves 35 million, figure 10 % are too busy with their careers, leave 31.5 million. Figure another 10 % are just not dating because of a bad experience, about to take another job in another state, just tired of the dating scene, and we are down to 25.15 million, Depending on one's age half of the range 18-45 is either too/too young, that leaves 12.75 million. Eliminate 1.5 % for in the military service, incarcerated, or hospitalized, 4% for too tall (over five eleven) or too short (under five foot) and another 2% for flat chested. You are down to 8.3 million. Subtract another 99.9999% for too far away (over 35 miles) and you are left with one not flat chested, not overweight, white, Hispanic, or Asian unmarried woman living within a reasonable distance. If you are her, please give me a call.
Most people don't know that height of the Eiffel tower, but you average their guesses you get close to the right answer. This month's question is:Guys, what is the average number of sexual partners a woman has had by age 35? (Similar questions are asked under "ask the gals". Please everyone answer under his/her correct gender).
Most people don't know the height of the Eiffel tower, but you ask enough people to guess, the average of their guesses would be close to thecorrect answer (of course you could Google Eiffel tower, but that would missing the point). This month's question:Gals, what is the average number of sexual partners a man has by age 35?(Guys, please answer Eiffel tower questions in "ask the guys).
True story? You decide A couple of years ago, I decided to lose weight and bought a bike for exercise. A few years later, I got a gym membership. Last Christmas, because I got tired of riding the bike in rush hour I got an elliptical machine. Between the workouts at home and at the gym and the long bike rides, I was, if I do say so myself, turning into middle-aged stud muffin. As I...
Added 28 Jul 2012 | Category Toys
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Note: To fully appreciate this part 2, please read part 1 first. I went to the gallery to pick up Jennifer up for our date. She had Bare Music prominently displayed. She paid me a great compliment by pricing it three times as much as any similar sized painting. Jennifer and I had a wonderful dinner, but I had to call the evening short as I had a rare Saturday morning meeting to attend. ...
Added 09 Feb 2012 | Category Love Stories
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Don’t be turned off by the first paragraph. The old people in the story have nothing to do with the sex; they are just part of the plot. Mom was getting on her years. She sold her house and moved into a nursing home. As she owned the house free and clear she had money to spare. She gifted me ten thousand dollars; the maximum amount allowed by the IRS before a gift of money has to be taxed....
Added 13 Jan 2012 | Category Group Sex
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Note: I wrote this story with a lush friend, who said she gets off watching guys get off. From our emails, it was understood our meeting would not lead to intercourse. It took awhile for her to be assured I would be gentleman and would not try to have sex with her once we got our clothes off. I assured her again and again I would respect whatever limits she set. She was finally convinced...
Added 06 Jun 2011 | Category Quickie Sex
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Author’s note: This is work of fiction. Since she moved in next door, I’ve always been on good terms with my neighbor Claudia. If I went away for the weekend, she would take care of my dog. If she went away I would take of her cat. She was younger than me, about 35, but in great shape. I gave hints from time to time that I wanted to be more than neighbors, but she hinted back that she was...
Added 19 May 2011 | Category Group Sex
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Author’s note: In real life I will be attending a professional conference in San Diego. Each fantasy can be read on its own. I was feeling really good. My presentation went exceptionally well. I was headed back to my hotel room to get ready to celebrate. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do to celebrate. I might hit the town or try out the fancy pool, but first I needed to go back to my...
Added 01 Apr 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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Author's note: This is "inspired" by true events and names have been changed. The supervisor had retired and all the staff was wondering who would be the new replacement. My buddy Mark had the most seniority, but he didn’t want the job. I was next after Mark, but after some thought, decided I didn’t want the job either. (It didn’t pay that much more). Mark and I know our jobs, so we...
Added 26 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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Author’s note: This is the second story I have written about having “fun at the conference” and more are planned. Each story is distinct; the only similarity is that all the stories take place at a professional conference in San Diego in the summer. A conference, in real life, I hope to attend. San Diego is a great place to attend a professional conference. The air is warm, the people...
Added 06 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...
Added 11 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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