Let's be honest. I'm a middle-age guy trying to have some fun online . . . maybe even in person if the circusmstances are right. I like most mainstream erotica. I don't see the point in bondage. Good sex makes both partners happy.
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Central Coast Calif.
For those of you not familiar the Eiffel tower games goes like this. If you ask a 1,000 people to guess the height of the Eiffel tower and average their answers you would likely get an answer close to the correct height (of course you could Google "height of the Eiffel Tower" but that is missing the point). So here's the question: (Actually a series of related questions)What percentage of women do you think have had a threesome?What percentage of men do you think have had a threesome?Which do you think is more common for threesomes?FFM (Two women one man) orMFM (Two men and one woman).Please post your guesses. I will then average the answers after a month or so.
Someone I would like to link up with . . . on the golf course.
I would say yes, but she isn't into guys.
The downtown area where I live has many shops, including a Victoria's Secret. If I go downtown (which is often) I almost always see a at least one woman carrying a Victoria's Secret shopping bag. Now, it is not unusual for me to run into a coworker (male or female) or neighbor downtown, if you were "Mary from accounting" carrying a Victoria's Secret bag and you bump into "Hasabrain2 from the second floor" wouldn't you be embarrassed? I'm on the mature side (I'm two years younger than the father of the hottest babe at work). Wouldn't that make it even more embarrassing? My sister visits from time to time, even if she knew I wouldn't be downtown I just can't see her walking around with a Vicotria's Secret bag as she heads back to her car. When you shop at VS at the mall (or wherever) do you get a nondescript bag or a VS bag? If a VS bag, are you worried that your boss, nerdy kid down the street, former high school math teacher, whatever, might also be out shopping?
Is it just me or does knowing this and reading that ladies this love for their juices just make me hot? No just not you. I woman licking off fingers is a definite turn on.
Saved the auto industry huh? OR did he give millions of tax payer dollars to millionaires so they wouldn't have to invest their own money? No, it was basically a loan. A loan which has since be repaid, keeping thousands off welfare and foodstamps. A good deal all around.
These are complete turn offs for me. Violence is not love.
light blue, looks see-through Would model it for us?
http://i.imgur.com/ZfI3mne.gif Just editorializing, but this is a turn off. Slapping a woman's breast just seems mean. A playful spank -- maybe -- but hitting the boobs a definite no
True story? You decide A couple of years ago, I decided to lose weight and bought a bike for exercise. A few years later, I got a gym membership. Last Christmas, because I got tired of riding the bike in rush hour I got an elliptical machine. Between the workouts at home and at the gym and the long bike rides, I was, if I do say so myself, turning into middle-aged stud muffin. As I...
Added 28 Jul 2012 | Category Toys
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Note: To fully appreciate this part 2, please read part 1 first. I went to the gallery to pick up Jennifer up for our date. She had Bare Music prominently displayed. She paid me a great compliment by pricing it three times as much as any similar sized painting. Jennifer and I had a wonderful dinner, but I had to call the evening short as I had a rare Saturday morning meeting to attend. ...
Added 11 Feb 2012 | Category Love Stories
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Don’t be turned off by the first paragraph. The old people in the story have nothing to do with the sex; they are just part of the plot. Mom was getting on her years. She sold her house and moved into a nursing home. As she owned the house free and clear she had money to spare. She gifted me ten thousand dollars; the maximum amount allowed by the IRS before a gift of money has to be taxed....
Added 14 Jan 2012 | Category Group Sex
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Note: I wrote this story with a lush friend, who said she gets off watching guys get off. From our emails, it was understood our meeting would not lead to intercourse. It took awhile for her to be assured I would be gentleman and would not try to have sex with her once we got our clothes off. I assured her again and again I would respect whatever limits she set. She was finally convinced...
Added 07 Jun 2011 | Category Quickie Sex
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Author’s note: This is work of fiction. Since she moved in next door, I’ve always been on good terms with my neighbor Claudia. If I went away for the weekend, she would take care of my dog. If she went away I would take of her cat. She was younger than me, about 35, but in great shape. I gave hints from time to time that I wanted to be more than neighbors, but she hinted back that she was...
Added 19 May 2011 | Category Group Sex
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Author’s note: In real life I will be attending a professional conference in San Diego. Each fantasy can be read on its own. I was feeling really good. My presentation went exceptionally well. I was headed back to my hotel room to get ready to celebrate. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do to celebrate. I might hit the town or try out the fancy pool, but first I needed to go back to my...
Added 01 Apr 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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Author’s note: This is the second story I have written about having “fun at the conference” and more are planned. Each story is distinct; the only similarity is that all the stories take place at a professional conference in San Diego in the summer. A conference, in real life, I hope to attend. San Diego is a great place to attend a professional conference. The air is warm, the people...
Added 07 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...
Added 11 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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