Forum posts made by hayley

Topic Silly question: stories with your real name
Posted 08 Jul 2014 11:56

I feel honoured, Chrissie, very hot tale beautifully written :) Romance is good, so thank you very much xxx

I MUST read this !!!!!
It is an instruction manual isn't it ???? Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


Topic Silly question: stories with your real name
Posted 08 Jul 2014 11:53

I leap right in... just in case someone has been telling tales! ...giggles
Then it's .. "did I do that?" .... "I didn't do that!" ... " mmmmm I Could do that!"


Topic Do you look like your parents?
Posted 14 Jun 2014 02:27

I resemble my birthmother .. I am pleased I have her skin and wonderful hair angel7

Topic For you that voted for Obama...
Posted 14 Jun 2014 02:09

ObamaCare????? should we not really leave all comments on this to the American Medical Association...

the Allergists voted to scratch it, Dermatologists advised not to make such a rash move
the Gastroenterologists seem to have a gut feeling about it, Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve
the Obstetricians felt he was labouring under a misconception, Opthalmologists considered the idea short sighted
Pathologists shouted "Over my dead body", while Paediatricians said "Grow up!"
the Psychiatrists thought the idea was madness while Radiologists could see right through it
Surgeons were fed up with extra cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
the ENT specialists didn't swallow it and just wouldn't hear of it
the Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, Plastic surgeons said "this puts a whole new face on things ..."
the Podiatrists thought it was a step forward but Urologists were pissed off at the idea
the Anaesthetists thought the idea was a gas, Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no
so, in the end
the Proctologists were probably correct.. "leave the entire decision up to the arseholes in Congress"


Topic Legalise prostitution?
Posted 14 Jun 2014 01:44

absolutely... oh my.. think of the rise in GDP Shhh


Topic After your parents split up, would you want them to ever get back together?
Posted 14 Jun 2014 01:43

my father and step mother recently have... yes I would like to see a reconciliation... won't happen... and both will be the sadder for that angel7

Topic What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted 14 Jun 2014 01:40


Topic Should students who do not receive a C or better average on their...
Posted 14 Jun 2014 01:38

oh my.. my exams next week.. had better knuckle down giggles... or drive a tank?.. I am wondering, if u join the military when u get a C.. or worse.. what happens when u r in the military and u get a B or better? do u leave and go to college? or to congress?.. oops.. nooooo giggles.. maybe it's to congress u go when u get a C or lower :D... u need yr wits about u to be a soldier... and that takes a brain.. I believe.. angel7

Topic A Sciene Joke
Posted 07 Jun 2014 12:03

a photon books into a hotel..

the porter asks.. "have u any baggage sir?"

photon replies .. "no, i'm travelling light!"


Topic Can interracial include blondes with redheads?
Posted 02 Jun 2014 01:20

If not, why not?


It doesn't ????????? crybaby crybaby

I adore redheads Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed .. I always give them 50 yards start then RACE after them....
oh yes I can run Embarassed Shhh

If they r not intoracial starts, I suppose I could walk after them dontknow
giggles... I walk quickly too Embarassed Shhh Shhh


Topic Can interracial include blondes with redheads?
Posted 02 Jun 2014 01:13

angel7 hello1 As a Ginger I am not sure if I should stand and applaud the question or be deeply offended. Eh?

Applaud.. :D... and loudly hello1 hello1 hello1


Topic Pick-Up lines ----- really bad ones that are quite funny
Posted 31 May 2014 14:03

I'm sorry.. were u talking to me? No? Well would u please start ?...

Topic Dirty Limericks Come and share
Posted 30 May 2014 11:14

There was a young girl named Louise
Whose pubic hair hung to her knees
The crabs got together
And knitted a sweater
So in winter her flaps wouldn't freeze

Topic Pick-Up lines ----- really bad ones that are quite funny
Posted 29 May 2014 15:57

lamest ever...

hey girl.. feel my sweater .. know what it's made of? ... boyfriend material ...

Topic Pick-Up lines ----- really bad ones that are quite funny
Posted 29 May 2014 15:53

I've lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with u?

Topic Pick-Up lines ----- really bad ones that are quite funny
Posted 29 May 2014 15:49

Not one of mine, and I know blonde women are not stupid but...
To a blonde woman.

"Have you tripped over a log lately?"
"How about a root?"

I like that... and i'm a blonde:D

Topic The Salesman from North Dakota
Posted 29 May 2014 15:42

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes along to one of those big "everything under one roof" department stores looking for employment.

The Manager asks him if he has any sales experience... he replies that he used to sell vacuum cleaners in North Dakota. Unsure.. but liking the youngster .. the Manager decides to give him a trial... told him to start tomorrow and at the close of business he'll come down to the floor and see how he went... which he duly does.

"How many customers bought something from u today?" asks the Manager

Young Guy "One sir"

"Only ONE... our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day! .. so u will have to improve if u plan to stay in our employ!"
Then the Manager, somewhat sarcastically adds " And how much did this ONE customer of yrs spend?"

"$101,674.65" replies the youngster

"$101,674.65 !!!" stammers the Manager. " What the hell did u sell him??"

"Well first I sold him some fish hooks" replied the youngster, "then I sold him a new rod.. then I asked him where he was going fishing... he told me 'down the coast' ... so I told him he was going to need a boat, took him down to the boat department and sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.... but he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it ... so I took him up to the automobile department and sold him a 4x4 Expedition"...

The Manager said " A guy came in her to buy fish hooks and u sold him a boat and a TRUCK!!!!"

"No Sir" said the youngster .. " the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife... and I said "Dude.. yr weekends shot.. u should go fishing!" :D"

Topic A dog named sex ....
Posted 29 May 2014 15:14

well done u giggles ... u posted it...Big Hugs

Topic Ben Wa Balls
Posted 20 May 2014 14:19

I have given sets to my models before or during photo shoots none have ever complained and will bring them to subsequent shoots, often wear them before we start to great effect. My last shoot I gave her a second set and she used both sets at the same time!
Pictures are great too.

OMG Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed ... giggles


Topic Ben Wa Balls
Posted 20 May 2014 14:18

I have LELO Noir Beads, their version of Ben Wa balls. They do absolutely nothing for me. Nothing at all.

unfortunately... I have to agree... the mini r fun at times.. especially when u feel u really want to enhance arousal.. the bigger ones I find uncomfortable.. Embarassed
but they r beautifully made :D


Topic Lie detector
Posted 20 May 2014 14:09

"Does your mom *really* care for me?"

that is intelligent and funny .. giggles :D

Topic Lie detector
Posted 20 May 2014 14:08

If you had a lie detector, what would be the questions you ask your husband or boyfriend?

I do have a lie detector... it's her eyes ... Shhh Embarassed giggles

they answer all my questions ...


Topic Can you tell the difference between a man or a woman going down on you?
Posted 20 May 2014 14:06

noooo giggles.. because a man never has Shhh ... giggles


Topic My Humble Thanks
Posted 16 May 2014 23:43 arlene and terry.jpg

Topic My Humble Thanks
Posted 16 May 2014 23:34

it is us that should be humbly thanking u sweet lady... u have enriched many lives here.. u will be sorely missed crybaby

go safe... and hang on on that Harley giggles..
talk soon Big Hugs

Topic What if Ukraine join NATO?
Posted 13 May 2014 13:25

soooo having disrupted a serious discussion.. my take on the Ukraine...

Que Sera, Sera
Whatever will be will be
The future's not ours to see
Que Sera Sera....


Topic What if Ukraine join NATO?
Posted 13 May 2014 13:19

The US could be much stronger financially, I agree. And relations with Israel could be better, but I hold Israel at least equally accountable for that.

One has to ask - what is a biblical end-timer doing on a smut website? Hastening Armageddon with the sins of the flesh?

Hastening??? omg i thought we were all at full throttle.. Flat Out is more like it giggles EmbarassedEmbarassedEmbarassed..
OMG at the rate i'm misbehaving it will be here a week on Thursday EmbarassedEmbarassedEmbarassed ... around 3:30pm i guess.. Shhh


Topic What if Ukraine join NATO?
Posted 13 May 2014 12:54

All this diplomacy reminds me of when Chamblain (sorry not sure of the spelling) was flashing the agreement with Hitler saying that all was well and look what happened soon after. I hope I'm wrong for all our sakes.

I wondered tooo.. about this .. Chamberlain etc... had all the makings of it didn't it? maybe still does.. ... mmm sooo hope u r wrong.. Shhh


Topic What if Ukraine join NATO?
Posted 13 May 2014 12:47

'Holy' crap. What started as a serious discussion about a potential war between the two biggest countries in Europe, and with the chances of even more countries getting involved, turns into a theology debate on the first page already!

I shouldn't worry... u and I r doomed anyway .. aren't we??? giggles... just for being here?.. Embarassed
and I don't think any discussion involving American military intervention anywhere is complete without the evangelical pill being dispensed.. Shhh


Topic Old Couple's Sex Therapy
Posted 11 May 2014 14:31 joke7.jpg