Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 57% slutty

Thats actually lower than I thought it would be. Mom would be so proud.

285.50, I thought it would be higher. I am actually a little disappointed in myself. Apparently I did not experience college to its fullest potential.

Although, do you get extra fines if your sex in the wild was interupted by a park ranger?

I was once set up on a blind date, which I never do as a rule. However my BFF begged and assured me the guy was "awesome and not douchey" so I went. Clearly we have differing definitions of awesome and not douchey.

He was reasonably cute and pulled out my chair when I met him at the restaurant. (Always drive yourself on a blind date, that way you have an escape route) I then made the mistake of asking him about himself. Wow, never doing that again. He was a door-to-door vaccuum salesman and a born again. It took about 3 minutes to realize this was not gonna happen. He tried to convert me throughout dinner and repeatedly asked if I had been saved. He then told me he could come by and demo the vaccuum for me sometime. Any other guy and I would have assumed this meant something else. As I am fairly certain the born agains are against premarital sex, I think he honestly wanted to sell me a vacuum.
Needless to say, i got out of there as soon as the check was paid and revoked the BFF's set up privileges for a year. We still joke about it today.

The room is so still. Peaceful. It gives nothing away of what will happen here tonight. With my eyes covered I focus my other senses. I can feel the warm air moving around me; smell the lavender on top of the dresser. The only sounds I can hear are my slow breaths. He has not joined me yet. This evening, after time spent snuggling on the couch I was given one instruction. “Go to the room,...

Added 14 Jan 2010 | Category BDSM | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.38 | Views 3,286 | 2 Comments