About hornyluc1f3r
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well basically im into mature women and love anything to do with them.so sit back and hopefully you'll enjoy

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joe
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Topic: gPod Vibrator hits Japan
Posted: 30 Jul 2007 15:07

Talk about reaching out and touching someone.

Heh. Or how about, "if you're home around 6 I'll give you a quick buzz..."

:-" Gives a whole new meaning to the slogan "Connecting People"

Topic: Sexy uniforms to inspire stories / fantasies
Posted: 30 Jul 2007 14:32

Lucky carpet!! Good one Kat..!! Keep em coming and us cumming!!

Topic: Happy St Patrick's Day everyone
Posted: 29 Jul 2007 13:43

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj9KgUtdQVc

I went to you tube but it said
"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.d'oh! angry9 crybaby dontknow "

Topic: I'm taking up ballet
Posted: 29 Jul 2007 13:30

WOWOWOWW...look a those pussy lips!! my prayers have been answered.let me at 'em...gangwayyyyyy!! Amazing stance. Thanks Lush, you da best!! And my vote is that its the same girl, wish her face had a bit more expression though.

Topic: Prisoner demands vibrator
Posted: 28 Jul 2007 06:58

You so clever Lush......sigh...!!!

Topic: Cate Blanchette not looking so good these days...
Posted: 26 Jul 2007 14:50

Jeezez ......where did my hard on go??
No way she's that thin and ghostly/ghastly loooking !!
This has got to be a Photoshop gimmick .She was a hot mature fantasy of mine..I'm rethinking after this one!! No, definitely a morphing job!!

Topic: I'm taking up ballet
Posted: 26 Jul 2007 05:55

would have been nicer had she turned towards the cam!! aaahhh....us poor souls....

Topic: Thunk typos can't cost you? Here's a $100 million oopsie!
Posted: 26 Jul 2007 03:41

There was an old English grammar example at school i remember...

A suspected murderer was found not guilty and in those days the king had to declare the convict(s) free through a written decree.

The King ordered thus " Hang him not, spare him"

The court writer wrote thus " Hang him, not spare him"

Needless to say, the man was executed.

That's the power of a punctuation.

Topic: What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted: 25 Jul 2007 08:13

accountant..nothing fancy ,,just pays the bills

Topic: Ideas?
Posted: 25 Jul 2007 08:08


Write without correction and editing until your story is finished and then walk away from it for 24- 48 hours. Then go back and start the editing process by running a spell check, correcting the grammar and ensuring your story has a smooth flow. Leave the story one more time... do a final check and if you're happy with the result, publish it.

Attempting correction and edititing while you're writing obstructs your train of thought and creativity. In writing stories you have the luxury of time, use it to your advantage.

Zorro hello1 icon_biggrin
Well said zorroscamp...i sometimes fall prey to editing in between writing.....i see the folly of it now....hope to not do it again..glasses8

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AUNT DIXIE RIDES MY COCK

I dabbed on some ‘Fever’ cologne and got ready for college as Aunt Dixie walked in through the door. “Joe, I’ll be having a party tonight for a couple of people here. Maybe you’d like to join us later when you’re finished with your lessons, she said. “Yeah sure, Aunt Dixie. Thanks”, I said She smiled and went out the door. Aunt Dixie was Uncle Sammy’s, my dad’s...

Added 12 Nov 2008 | Category Mature | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.64 | Views 47,236 | 8 Comments

The Babysitter’s wet welcome -II

B eing away from my brother’s house, for about 2 years, I was excited when I received his call saying that he was throwing a party to celebrate their 10 th wedding anniversary. M y mind was immediately flooded with images of my sex session with Tessa and how much her mature body had pleasured me to no end. This made me even more excited about going home. I managed a few days off...

Added 27 Jul 2007 | Category Mature | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 14,432 | 4 Comments

Recollections and reflections..PART 1

My wife and I had just finished making love. I glanced over at her as she lay there naked. She was sleeping contently without a care in the world and I smiled to myself. I leaned over and cupped one of her big brown nipples with my mouth. She stirred and mumbled something and I laughed. A s I lay back, my mind raced 20-25 years back to my childhood days in a small rural town....

Added 23 Jul 2007 | Category First Time | Votes 28 | Avg Score 3.81 | Views 4,989 | 2 Comments

MORE THAN A BABYSITTER.

I had just turned 20 the day before but it wasn’t exactly a rocking party or anything except that I woke with a huge hard on and I was wondering where the hell that came from because last night was just a quiet evening with my brother Matt and his family. “Hey you, you up?" it was Matt, who was going on a week long business/vacation tour with his wife Ellen and the two kids. I was...

Added 21 Jul 2007 | Category Mature | Votes 62 | Avg Score 4.59 | Views 24,494 | 9 Comments

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