Pfft...if you weren't such a freaking stud, you wouldn't have that problem at all. Think about those less fortunate out here who never get any bothersome flirtatious come'ons from horny peeps wanting some of their time.

From one freaking stud to another .......


The work ones are the only ones bothersome.....but I guess I really shouldn't be on there when I am at work but hey it gets boring at times.....but some of the chat is not good for when you have to get up and move around the office ..... reminds me of the high school years and being called to work a problem on the chalk board at the most inopportune times. LOL

Thanks Sprite and principessa. I am still learning all the things you can do around here.

I will try that at work from now on.

The biggest thing that bugs me lately I guess is putting myself on AWAY especially when I am at work or just want to concentrate on reading a story. I cannot chat at work but I am able to read stories. But even on AWAY status there are still many folks who just ignore it and just bombard you with online messages.

Again, can (and should) easily be done with tags.

I think that is easy to say and easy to understand but if authors don't tag stories as such then how can a reader find that particular subject. For instance I am reading a story now in the bisexual section that would fit the MFM tag you refer to but the tags on the story don't reveal that at all. The tags are simply bisexual, first time and blowjob.

If a person is searching for a mmf story that one would never come up.

Simply saying it can easily be done with tags still doesn't help when the tags aren't there.

When I write my stories based on real lift often I do so while listening to music that reminds me of that situation.

But when writing fiction I usually find pictures that remind of my characters and use them for inspiration.

I've accidentally shot cum in a lady's eye too. She said it burned terribly.

I'm sure they are too Crazydiamond. They always are. I was just wondering as it lasted longer than it normally does.

Man...woman...either one....love watching them with my cock in their mouth...so erotic and hot.

Most mornings on the site here (morning for me in the US) are slow for a few hours. But this week it has been longer than a few hours.

The daytime is the best time for me to read. Yesterday it took me hours to read 3 stories and comment and vote on them because it took so long to load.

Today I just gave up after trying forever to get a story to open. I can't even open my own profile page at all, and only get a few profile pages to open.

Earlier I tried to post on the forum and after fifteen minutes my message hadn't even posted.

Is it slow for everyone?

Here in the US I have heard a few slip through from time to time. I know once on a live show on MTV -- I think the movie awards fuck was even said and they didn't have time to bleep it.

In my office at work today, as usual I listened to the radio as I worked. The radio was tuned into the oldies station. As I stood at the light table, working on some layouts for a client, the song on the radio changed. Blasting from the radio were the voices of The Shirelles singing Mama Said. I went walkin' the other day, ye-ay-ee-ah-yay, Everything was goin' fine. I met a little...

Added 17 May 2013 | Category Gay Male | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 2,320 | 4 Comments

Some of the events of this story happen within the timeline of my story, Screwed at the Beauty Pageant. This story stands alone, but can also be understood better if you read both. Almost eighteen years have come and gone since the year I officially became a bisexual man. That was the year I turned sixteen. I was your typical sixteen year old boy; yes, I said boy. At the time I would...

Added 28 Apr 2013 | Category Gay Male | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 5,377 | 11 Comments

I awoke the next morning shortly after daybreak. Steven had not awakened me for another go at my ass during the night. As far as I knew no one woke during the night. I had slept like a baby. I didn’t hear a thing all night. I lay on my back for a few moments listening to Tammy and Steven breathing. Steven was lightly snoring. I quickly became aware of dull aches in my body due to the...

Added 19 Apr 2013 | Category Bisexual | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 3,294 | 4 Comments

In the latter part of September 2010, I experienced a week filled with several unexpected moments. It was a week filled with a multitude of emotions brought on from catching up with friends and family, visiting my old hometown, and exploring for the last time my grandparents' old family farm. One would think the most unexpected moment would have been meeting my ex-girlfriend and having...

Added 17 Apr 2013 | Category Bisexual | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 2,730 | 6 Comments

I wrapped my arms around Tammy and pulled her into another kiss. Our kisses became more passionate, more eager, and more depraved. Tammy’s hand roamed over my body, worshipping me on top of my clothes. Several times her hand skimmed down my body, and got achingly close to my crotch. She was teasing me. Each time she neared my aching erection, she drew her hand back. She finally let her...

Added 12 Apr 2013 | Category Bisexual | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,685 | 5 Comments

Back in the summer of 2010, I was having a phone conversation with a cousin that I had not seen or spoken to in quite some time. The conversation turned from catching up, and got around to how long it had been since I had been back in our hometown. I told him it had been quite a few years. I had no immediate family living there anymore, just some aunts, uncles, cousins, and of course,...

Added 11 Apr 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,153 | 3 Comments

“Our next contestant tonight for the title of Miss Octoberfest is Miss Heather Honeywell,” the announcer’s voice came blaring over the loud speaker. “Miss Honeywell is just a sweet, innocent sixteen years old. Yes fellows, she’s sweet sixteen and never been kissed. When she is not sitting at home studying, waiting for her favorite young man to call, she can be found on the sidelines of...

Added 07 Apr 2013 | Category Bisexual | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 3,946 | 3 Comments

I sat there on the bed watching Chris for awhile. I don’t even remember how long I sat there. He drifted off to sleep and looked so peaceful. I don’t know how long I had been doing it, but I suddenly became conscious of the fact my hand was gently stroking my hard cock through my briefs. In all that happened that morning, I had not cum once. I was amazed at how hard I was. This was the type...

Added 04 Apr 2013 | Category Gay Male | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 4,385 | 11 Comments

In the kitchen, Chris began to work on getting coffee started as I began to work on getting some bacon frying. I finally realized that frying bacon in just my briefs was not the brightest idea I ever had. I went into my bedroom and grabbed a t-shirt, pulling it on. Of course this brought on some minor ribbing from Chris about me being a wimp. I began to fry the bacon and was still kind of...

Added 02 Apr 2013 | Category Gay Male | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 4,096 | 7 Comments

No matter how much time passes, I’ll never forget the morning that things changed between me and my best friend, Chris. It was the summer of 2010; I was 30 and Chris was 37. Even to this day, the memory of what happened that weekend still stirs my blood and gets a rise out of me. Chris and I met as children. We attended the same day care and grew up in the same neighborhood together....

Added 01 Apr 2013 | Category Gay Male | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.76 | Views 5,192 | 14 Comments