I stepped into the shower like a gymnast about to perform a trick My companion was a shiny red dildo which I appropriately named Dick Click...Click...Click The audience were there already sitting all charged up in a row Victor the vibrator, Peter the pleaser and Teddy the tickler below CLICK...CLICK...CLICK The water was my music and I heard “Lets Get It On” playing Dick was the first...

Added 20 May 2013 | Category Love Poems

I’m single, no I'm wedded She's to cold to be bedded My advances she does rebuke OMG, I’m going to puke I’m younger, no wait I’m older Some of the lies keep getting bolder I’m a waitress who tends bar No wait I’m a H.S. teacher And I don’t work for tips in a jar I’m straight, a lesbian or even bi-curious All these choices are making me delirious And guys what’s with all these pics...

Added 11 May 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 36 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 375 | 26 Comments

All work and no play was what David had become. Not by choice, it just kind of worked out that way. It seemed that all he did lately was work and sleep. All his friends were married with kids so schedules were always in conflict. He didn't have time to date, not much time to do much of anything it seemed. A relationship with his computer was about the best he could do, and a few friends on...

Added 03 May 2013 | Category Love Stories | Votes 42 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 2,546 | 26 Comments

He Stopped Loving Her Today That good old George Jones song What was it that took his love away? Her lies and deceit that were so wrong She didn't start out to deceive anyone But once the ball started rolling she did run Before she knew it she was in way over her head Hurting those close to her was something she dread Being called a liar was something she did despise He...

Added 02 May 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.76 | Views 336 | 16 Comments

I have it in my head that all men cheat N ot making you an exception isn't an easy feat S ince I have you here talking on the phone E verything I say is getting so over blown C learly my past relationships are getting in the way U sually it's me that everyone thinks will be led astray R elationships here are hard and so difficult to keep I want to assure you it's...

Added 29 Apr 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 401 | 22 Comments

The day we met you arrived subtle as a breeze When we started chatting I really felt at ease The person I was with thought you were going to steal my heart I told him I loved him and no one could tear us apart He always said we were “Tougher Than the Rest” I tried to assure him that he was the best In time I learned that my heart played a trick He turned out to be nothing but...

Added 24 Apr 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 405 | 21 Comments

Ring. Ring. Ring. Hi. You've reached me and you know what to do after the beep. So do it. Hi baby. It's me. Well, I'm sitting here alone in the dark. Mike called about 2AM and said some bullshit thing about his car conking out. A brand new Jag?? Come on. He went to Manhattan for a meeting with his friends, so I'm sure they had 'entertainment'. He's probably fucking that Vicky girl...

Added 23 Apr 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 41 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 2,276 | 34 Comments

I is for I love you because you are so fucking witty L is for L aughter you bring me when I feel so shitty L is for L ooking at the bright sides together in our life S is for S howing me I can do without any more strife H is for H ow you always know exactly the right words to say O is for O utstanding, the feeling I get, loving you each and everyday...

Added 08 Apr 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.76 | Views 364 | 19 Comments

A love story between moondoggie, a 49 year old unemployed baker, which according to his profile was 26, single, and was 6'3", 185 pounds of steel with a chiseled six pack. He also claimed long flowing blonde hair, and a ten inch cock. In reality, he was 5'6" and 220 pounds of blubber. No six pack abs, no mane of golden hair. The ten inch cock was barely a four incher. Bald as an eagle and...

Added 02 Apr 2013 | Category Love Stories | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 571 | 16 Comments

R is for R eally being everyone’s greatest friend E is for E verlasting life well beyond the end D is for D esire to be the best that he could D is for D ragon, Maestro and Master of Beinggood R is for R ed wings spread, blood and fire A is for A lways listening to everybody’s desire G is for G raciousness with all of us, you feel it in...

Added 28 Mar 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 359 | 18 Comments