About i0eat0meow
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Well hell, Not a whole lot o tell ya, I'm a mom, maid/Hostess to countless teen girls damn near every weekend. LOL trying to survive on a tiny paycheck. Leaving just a few precious minutes of ME time to try and enjoy. Witch is either on this trusty ol' laptop or if I'm LUCKY between the legs of some sexy goddess. Unfortunately, laptop seems to get 90% of that time. But hey at least I got laces like this and lots of porn, not to mention the contents of my nightstand drawer to get me through those lonely needy nights.

Name:
Sarah
Sex:
Female 
Age:
31
Sign:
Libra
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Lesbian
Location:
Interests:
HUMMM! as far as stories, I like (lesbian, incest, seduction, young/old, first time and black male)

I love sweet southern belles, Redheads and OMG Magdelene St.Michaels, If I could spend one hour with her I can die a happy woman!
Favorite Books:
Who needs books when we got lush, lit, and a couple other hot story sites I enjoy!
Favorite Music:
Most anything from the 80s, Rock, Metal, Southern Rock and country mostly the older stuff. (RIP George POSSUM Jones)
Website:
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Date Joined:
01 May 2013
Last Visit:
26 Jun 2013 (397 days ago)
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted: 26 May 2013 11:48

YOU WHERE FUCKING AMAZING!!
Big Hugs Big Hugs Big Hugs

Topic: The story game
Posted: 04 May 2013 19:07

Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose.

Topic: Guilty or Innocent.
Posted: 04 May 2013 18:55

Innocent

Have you ever tried to get a family member sexually excited?

Guilty! (SUCCEDED)

Topic: Forum Signature
Posted: 01 May 2013 09:12

I'm not technology advanced at all, I confess. But I could really use some help on creating my Signature please.

Topic: My wife doesn't like me to go down on her - is this unusual?
Posted: 01 May 2013 09:05

Some women have a complex, Thinking it to be gross. Witch is usually implanted from childhood by overly religious and crude parents.

Topic: Do women dislike or resent the use of the slang "Cunt"?
Posted: 01 May 2013 07:57

I luv it! Naughty or dirty words at the right moment really push me over the edge

Totally agree, I love dirty talk. The filthier the harder I cum!
boobieflash2 a1089

Topic: Do women dislike or resent the use of the slang "Cunt"?
Posted: 01 May 2013 07:43

Actually only when used in the right context, or moment. I love filthy sex talk when it's getting WOW, OMFG!! Wiutch also during such time, Hell you can call it any damn ting you want. Just DON"T FUCKING STOP! LOL.

But, Honestly the word really don't bother me like (SNATCH) does. That's just disgusting sounding.

Topic: Mad if caught brothers friend eating your dry cum out of your panties?
Posted: 01 May 2013 07:22

Having a pantie fetish myself, I don't think I would. Unless he didn't leave some for me too!

Topic: have you ever caught anyone masturbating
Posted: 01 May 2013 07:13

Well I have a daughter, So Yes I have. But after remembering the horror when my own mom caught me. I luckily manged to keep if from her.
I just wonder if my mom got the sudden dampness of panties as I did. :-"

Topic: Ladies, do you like tasting your own pussy juice?
Posted: 01 May 2013 06:31

OMG!! Laying there gasping for air as she feeds her strap on to me right after violently fucking my pussy into a squirting frenzy before shoving it balls deep up my ass. The only thing better is if it was her ass and cunt I was sucking off her cock! But if her and that amazing fake dick arn't availabe. I do still have my dirty panties... 675-lick

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Posted: 04 Jul 2013 23:13
Kinky_Becky
Posted: 28 Jun 2013 12:29
Everyone's favorite: Lesbians.

I added several new albums on my profile available for all to see. Best of all, they don't go away and they're categorized so you don't have to look at pics you don't like. Supplying you with all your kinky needs as always. Yours truly.















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vjlegbabe
Posted: 25 Jun 2013 06:59
Thanks for the add
allisynuna
Posted: 24 Jun 2013 23:10


thanks for the friend request!

kisses,

alli
frenchtoastman
Posted: 15 May 2013 00:39
Thanks for accepting me as a friend... for the second time! You are a kind, witty and incredibly luscious woman, and the lesbian world should consider itself blessed to have you as a member.

Until our paths cross again, a tantalizing image to spark your desire:

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