Topic What Are Your Favorite Erotica Categories?
06 Dec 2013 11:27
I tend to read stories written by or recommended by Lush friends rather than search by category, either that or see what looks good on the Home Page.
If I had to chose two favourite categories, then I'd say Anal or Hardcore.
Topic A Talent Or Skill You Have Always Wanted?
03 Dec 2013 15:05
Not an Instrument then - you meant the upright Organ as opposed to the Hammond... :-)
I think it's the "Mouth Organ" Mazza is referring to? AKA the Fleshy Flute :-"
Topic thoughts are with the people of glasgow
29 Nov 2013 23:42
Bloody hell, that's terrible news, my thoughts are with all involved. I was in Glasgow 2 weeks ago and passed the pub a couple of times...
Topic Describe yourself in one word
28 Nov 2013 22:22
What a great Scottish word: haven't seen or heard it being used in ages!
Maintaining the Scottish theme and sound, I'll go for...
Topic Panties as a turn on
23 Nov 2013 16:11
It's always better to leave something to the imagination (at least for a little while!) The feel and texture of panties encasing a pussy and ass is delightful too, whether experienced using fingers, lips, tongue, and / or anything else that comes to hand.. !
When the time comes to unpeel the fruit inside those panties (as others have said) its like unwrapping the best present on Christmas morning!
Topic where to cum?
23 Nov 2013 07:11
Nostril is OK, But I prefer it in my ear. That way I get to hear him cum too. Nothing like stimulating the senses!!!
LOL: I think Aural sex may become more popular than Anal? Maybe I miss heard you, can't think why...
Topic Happy Birthday "Sweet_as_Candy"
18 Nov 2013 13:49
Have a great Birthday Tomorrow Sweet one! xxx
Topic Have you ever been licked to orgasm?
04 Nov 2013 15:14
I haven't ....but my wife has ;)
Ditto! My wife has many many times
Giving head is one of my favourite things, but the favour is rarely returned and certainly never to orgasm...
Topic Who's got morning wood??
02 Nov 2013 15:21
OUCH!!! says diamond!
Fortunately for you Miss Diamond, in reality, my morning wood would struggle to match the hardness of balsa wood, I think you're quite safe...
Topic Who's got morning wood??
02 Nov 2013 10:58
Morning wood? To repeat a phrase I read in one of Lushs finest stories "it could cut diamond" (I wish! )
Topic The person below me is...
11 Oct 2013 23:40
Oh yes! I especially love to eat ice cream which has been drizzled over a bare pussy and ass!
TPBM loves to have cum licked from deep inside her pussy..
Topic Cringe or Cum
11 Oct 2013 23:35
Rimming your ass with my tongue while fucking your pussy with my large thumb and grinding your clit with my index finger (who says men can't multi task )
Topic What happens with two girls?
11 Oct 2013 11:36
Thought I'd jump on the "fanny" bandwagon... It is a horrible word: one I'd only ever use to describe an effeminate or weak willed man.. "He's such an old fanny.."
I did use the word once in an alliterative sentence: "Fergus furiously felched Fiona's freshly fucked fanny."
Oh, and don't get me started on the "Scottish Rant"...
Topic Burned or Burnt?
02 Oct 2013 15:10
I think you lot should get new toasters.... What: am I missing the point??
Topic sense of humor
15 Sep 2013 10:12
I always knew you were that way inclined...
"Inclined" ? She's so inclined she's horizontal...
Topic Do you masturbate at work?
10 Sep 2013 14:24
There is at least one other thread on this subject, one of them was doing the rounds recently.
I have to confess that I have wanked at work, although not so much recently (I can't access Lush there due internet firewalls and bad mobile internet reception...)
I've told the tale before of the Porn Mag Library we used to have in the office to assist in such activities. When moving office a year or two ago, I came across (not literally!) a couple of old mags which had fallen down the back of my filing cabinet: that brought back some memories.