Forum posts made by iain69

Topic Favorite Line You've written
Posted 26 Mar 2014 15:00

Not sure that it's my favourite line, but one that's been commented on most recently was: "shag my arse you bum fuck." From my story The Interview. Perhaps the line is a little over the top, but in the heat of the moment, it sounded right somehow, and funny too...

Topic Find your pornstar name!
Posted 28 Feb 2014 13:43

Dirty Licker..... Couldn't have chosen better!

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 08 Dec 2013 01:44

I would love to!

Topic What Are Your Favorite Erotica Categories?
Posted 06 Dec 2013 11:27

I tend to read stories written by or recommended by Lush friends rather than search by category, either that or see what looks good on the Home Page.

If I had to chose two favourite categories, then I'd say Anal or Hardcore.

Topic A Talent Or Skill You Have Always Wanted?
Posted 03 Dec 2013 15:05

Not an Instrument then - you meant the upright Organ as opposed to the Hammond... :-)

I think it's the "Mouth Organ" Mazza is referring to? AKA the Fleshy Flute :-"

Topic What is something about YOU, that has remained the same since you were little.
Posted 03 Dec 2013 11:46

I'm still tall and big built. I was at school and I haven't shrunk!

Topic thoughts are with the people of glasgow
Posted 29 Nov 2013 23:42

Bloody hell, that's terrible news, my thoughts are with all involved. I was in Glasgow 2 weeks ago and passed the pub a couple of times...

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 28 Nov 2013 22:22


What a great Scottish word: haven't seen or heard it being used in ages!

Maintaining the Scottish theme and sound, I'll go for...


Topic What does the avatar above you make you want to do?
Posted 24 Nov 2013 14:12

Buy him a drink!

Topic What is your elf name?
Posted 24 Nov 2013 11:16

Kringle Twinkle-Toes....

Topic Panties as a turn on
Posted 23 Nov 2013 16:11

Ooops... Double Post!

Topic Panties as a turn on
Posted 23 Nov 2013 16:11

It's always better to leave something to the imagination (at least for a little while!) The feel and texture of panties encasing a pussy and ass is delightful too, whether experienced using fingers, lips, tongue, and / or anything else that comes to hand.. !

When the time comes to unpeel the fruit inside those panties (as others have said) its like unwrapping the best present on Christmas morning!

Topic where to cum?
Posted 23 Nov 2013 07:11

Nostril is OK, But I prefer it in my ear. That way I get to hear him cum too. Nothing like stimulating the senses!!!

LOL: I think Aural sex may become more popular than Anal? Maybe I miss heard you, can't think why...d'oh!

Topic Happy Birthday "Sweet_as_Candy"
Posted 18 Nov 2013 13:49

Have a great Birthday Tomorrow Sweet one! xxx occasion4

Topic Have you ever been licked to orgasm?
Posted 04 Nov 2013 15:14

I haven't ....but my wife has ;)

Ditto! My wife has many many times tongue8

Giving head is one of my favourite things, but the favour is rarely returned and certainly never to orgasm...

Topic Lush Silver Membership now available .. want to win a free one?
Posted 03 Nov 2013 13:50

26 Please!

Topic Who's got morning wood??
Posted 02 Nov 2013 15:21

OUCH!!! says diamond!


Fortunately for you Miss Diamond, in reality, my morning wood would struggle to match the hardness of balsa wood, I think you're quite safe...

Topic Who's got morning wood??
Posted 02 Nov 2013 10:58

Morning wood? To repeat a phrase I read in one of Lushs finest stories "it could cut diamond" (I wish! Liar )

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 22 Oct 2013 22:53

Describe your most erotic fantasy

Topic Happy Birthday Stephanie!
Posted 12 Oct 2013 10:04

Happy Birthday Stephen, and here's to many more of them!Pint Drunk

Topic The person below me is...
Posted 11 Oct 2013 23:40

Oh yes! I especially love to eat ice cream which has been drizzled over a bare pussy and ass!

TPBM loves to have cum licked from deep inside her pussy..

Topic Cringe or Cum
Posted 11 Oct 2013 23:35


Rimming your ass with my tongue while fucking your pussy with my large thumb and grinding your clit with my index finger (who says men can't multi task icon_smile )

Topic What's The Best Movie According To You Without The TRADITIONAL Happy Ending?
Posted 11 Oct 2013 13:09

Went to see "Rush" (James Hunt / Nicky Lauda Formula 1 story) recently. Best movie I've seen in along time, not just great racing action, but a great and truly touching story too. I had a tear in my eye a couple of times....

Topic What happens with two girls?
Posted 11 Oct 2013 11:36

Thought I'd jump on the "fanny" bandwagon... It is a horrible word: one I'd only ever use to describe an effeminate or weak willed man.. "He's such an old fanny.."

I did use the word once in an alliterative sentence: "Fergus furiously felched Fiona's freshly fucked fanny."

Oh, and don't get me started on the "Scottish Rant"...

Topic Burned or Burnt?
Posted 02 Oct 2013 15:10

I think you lot should get new toasters.... What: am I missing the point??


Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 26 Sep 2013 11:19

Above. Maybe below?

Topic Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted 16 Sep 2013 13:28

Hug, kiss and anything else that's on the menu!

Topic sense of humor
Posted 15 Sep 2013 10:12

I always knew you were that way inclined... bootyshake

"Inclined" ? She's so inclined she's horizontal...

Topic If you were to get a divorce would you get married again?
Posted 14 Sep 2013 03:51

I very much doubt that I would: once bitten twice shy?