Forum posts made by iain69

Topic Would You Like to Carry on an Intelligent Conversation with the Poster Above You?
Posted 26 Jul 2014 11:47

Hahaha! You know I am sweet one, just as you are!

Topic Would You Like to Carry on an Intelligent Conversation with the Poster Above You?
Posted 26 Jul 2014 08:53

Oh yes! But there's a chance it might degenerate from intelligent to down right dirty...

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 26 Jul 2014 01:06


Topic Can you masturbate standing up?
Posted 23 Jul 2014 00:09

Oops, just realised it was Ask the Girls... Sorry!

Topic Can you masturbate standing up?
Posted 23 Jul 2014 00:08

Yes: in the shower almost every morning! It sets me up for the day...hello1

Posted 30 Jun 2014 15:28

occasion4 Have a great birthday Miss Trinket and don't let the bastards grind you down!

Posted 21 Jun 2014 14:35

occasion4 Jayne (and Liz too although we're not Lush friends). Hope you have a wonderful day xx

Topic Bare, trimmed, or bushy?
Posted 04 Jun 2014 22:51

Bare is my preference, with perhaps a little landing stripcat

Posted 27 May 2014 16:06

Happy Birthday Ms Mysteria and many happy returns! Xx

Topic Best job interview tip?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 11:49

Attention to detail on your CV and covering letter will help get you the interview (miss spelling and typos etc put most people off).

In the interview, don't be too over confident, or too shy. I would rather choose a shy person who does come out of their shell once they are comfortable than a blabber mouth.

Do a bit of research into the job and company, but don't show off, use this knowledge to help answer any questions and demonstrate how you could fit the job.

Topic Do you love to finger a woman?
Posted 26 Apr 2014 13:35

Oh yes! I love finger play! I guess it helps that I'm well endowed finger wise...

Things I like:

That first taste of her on my fingers.
Fingering while licking, sucking and sometimes nibbling her clit.
Fingering ass and pussy simultaneously with both hands.
Ass rimming while fucking her pussy with my thumb and grinding her clit with the edge of my hand / index finger.
Pussy fingering and clit rubbing while kissing on the mouth and / or kissing/licking/nibbling her breasts / nipples.

Topic Favorite Line You've written
Posted 26 Mar 2014 15:00

Not sure that it's my favourite line, but one that's been commented on most recently was: "shag my arse you bum fuck." From my story The Interview. Perhaps the line is a little over the top, but in the heat of the moment, it sounded right somehow, and funny too...

Topic Find your pornstar name!
Posted 28 Feb 2014 13:43

Dirty Licker..... Couldn't have chosen better!

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 08 Dec 2013 01:44

I would love to!

Topic What Are Your Favorite Erotica Categories?
Posted 06 Dec 2013 11:27

I tend to read stories written by or recommended by Lush friends rather than search by category, either that or see what looks good on the Home Page.

If I had to chose two favourite categories, then I'd say Anal or Hardcore.

Topic A Talent Or Skill You Have Always Wanted?
Posted 03 Dec 2013 15:05

Not an Instrument then - you meant the upright Organ as opposed to the Hammond... :-)

I think it's the "Mouth Organ" Mazza is referring to? AKA the Fleshy Flute :-"

Topic What is something about YOU, that has remained the same since you were little.
Posted 03 Dec 2013 11:46

I'm still tall and big built. I was at school and I haven't shrunk!

Topic thoughts are with the people of glasgow
Posted 29 Nov 2013 23:42

Bloody hell, that's terrible news, my thoughts are with all involved. I was in Glasgow 2 weeks ago and passed the pub a couple of times...

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 28 Nov 2013 22:22


What a great Scottish word: haven't seen or heard it being used in ages!

Maintaining the Scottish theme and sound, I'll go for...


Topic What does the avatar above you make you want to do?
Posted 24 Nov 2013 14:12

Buy him a drink!

Topic What is your elf name?
Posted 24 Nov 2013 11:16

Kringle Twinkle-Toes....

Topic Panties as a turn on
Posted 23 Nov 2013 16:11

Ooops... Double Post!

Topic Panties as a turn on
Posted 23 Nov 2013 16:11

It's always better to leave something to the imagination (at least for a little while!) The feel and texture of panties encasing a pussy and ass is delightful too, whether experienced using fingers, lips, tongue, and / or anything else that comes to hand.. !

When the time comes to unpeel the fruit inside those panties (as others have said) its like unwrapping the best present on Christmas morning!

Topic where to cum?
Posted 23 Nov 2013 07:11

Nostril is OK, But I prefer it in my ear. That way I get to hear him cum too. Nothing like stimulating the senses!!!

LOL: I think Aural sex may become more popular than Anal? Maybe I miss heard you, can't think why...d'oh!

Topic Happy Birthday "Sweet_as_Candy"
Posted 18 Nov 2013 13:49

Have a great Birthday Tomorrow Sweet one! xxx occasion4

Topic Have you ever been licked to orgasm?
Posted 04 Nov 2013 15:14

I haven't ....but my wife has ;)

Ditto! My wife has many many times tongue8

Giving head is one of my favourite things, but the favour is rarely returned and certainly never to orgasm...

Topic Lush Silver Membership now available .. want to win a free one?
Posted 03 Nov 2013 13:50

26 Please!

Topic Who's got morning wood??
Posted 02 Nov 2013 15:21

OUCH!!! says diamond!


Fortunately for you Miss Diamond, in reality, my morning wood would struggle to match the hardness of balsa wood, I think you're quite safe...

Topic Who's got morning wood??
Posted 02 Nov 2013 10:58

Morning wood? To repeat a phrase I read in one of Lushs finest stories "it could cut diamond" (I wish! Liar )