washer

impersonate him, as he was promised some ladies from a guy in a boat.

how do you know that? it is me finding YOU tied to MY bed :)

how long does he have to last?
and does it matter if he is good at giving?

when I write that I cannot wait for the next instalment, I really mean it - it probably means that I need another story before bed (or if not, that it was a nice way to get ready for bed).

a fellow brit, how cool!

today I have spent too many posts below you! ;)

a flying pig, all pink and squeaky clean, with a skin so smooth as a...

That I am now even more annoyed my new glasses did not arrive on Friday, as I need the new pair to look sexy too

Lana Lang from Smallville