About iflatlander
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im on this site for reading storys and talking to nice people, i dont collect friends so if you add me i'll talk to you, if you dont intend on adding me to talk dont bother. im single have been for 3 years, by my choosing, im ready now for a long term relationship, and by long term i mean i want to grow old with the next person i date. i have a daughter who lives with me i dont need her seeing me jumping form girl friend to girl friend. no im not on this site to find a girl friend but you never know were you will met Mrs Right. im an artist, and no not with paint brush's or the typical vision of an artist, im a wood worker, i make jewlery box's for the ones i love and are close to me. i pride myself in the ability to see the potential of beauty over the obvious beauty in the world around me.

Name:
Johnny
Sex:
Male 
Age:
29
Sign:
Scorpio
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
my bed, Massachusetts, United States
Interests:
out side the bedroom im interested in the usual hill billy stuff, mudding, dirtbikes, fishing, camping working, i build jewelry box's for a hobby and work construction for a job. i have meny fantasy's both the type i would love to do again and others i would never actually do if given the chance but still turn me on, something about the taboo of it gets me going but only in my imagination.
Favorite Music:
rock, country, blue grass, jazz,
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21 Jan 2012
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Topic: if a exgf sent this how would you respond?
Posted: 19 Mar 2012 18:31

my ex who i cought in the shower with another man on our wedding day said something like that to me about the guy who now beats her.......she tryed convincing the community that i was horrable to her and they all looked at her like she was on crack b/c i would do things like bring her dinner at work and stay home with the kids all the time so she could go grind with other men at the dance club......so my reaction when i recieved a letter like that from my ex was tell her she is an idiot.......

Topic: Have you ever had your heart broken but still needed them?
Posted: 15 Feb 2012 18:08

i cought my ex with another man 4 hrs b4 we were supose to be married and then she told me she was prego with his kid and couldnt see me and her together in a year but still loved me, for acouple weeks she lead me to beleave she really would rather be with me then him but it didnt take me long to come to my sences and realise she was just tagging me along and leading me on......and for some reason 3 years latter i still feel empty with out her and a sence of resentment i didnt lision to her and still go through with the wedding(b/c she said she still wanted to) but im smarter then my heart........

Topic: Naughtiest place you've masturbated
Posted: 12 Feb 2012 07:23

parked in front of the place my mom worked waiting for her to get out

Topic: Naughtiest place youve had sex
Posted: 06 Feb 2012 18:25

after a friend of mines wedding reception i offered to drive the tables that were barrowed from the church back in my truck(my friend who got married father was the preacher). me and my g/f at the time dropped off the tables and desided to wait for him to unlock the church and help carry the tables in after about 10 min of waiting we got board and started to make out in the church parking lot. which lead to her climbing into my lap in the drivers seat and we started having sex untill it dawned on me the preacher was on his way so i started the truck with out moving her i drove down main st having sex with her the whole way home.

Topic: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: 04 Feb 2012 19:54

“Plan for the worst hope for the best and if your lucky you’ll land some were in the middle”

“Sex is like fishing, when its good its great, and when its bad its still pritty good”

“Its mind over matter, if you don’t mind it don’t matter”

“Brut force and ignorance, accomplishes almost everything”

“theres two types of brut force and your using the wrong one”

“Bumbles bounce”

“You can’t change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust the sails to always reach your destination”

“Life should NOT be a journey 2 the grave w/ the intention of arriving safely in an attractive, well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, pizza in one hand, beer in the other, body totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!”“

“Always use condom sense”

“Only where common sense is missing ignorance is bliss”


“see that at the end of the driveway, yup that’s a road. If you take the right path it’ll take you to your dreams”

“There are 2 types of people here. The type that want to be here, they work hard for there living. And the type that have no were else to go.”

“Now don’t go saying “you wont eat that” if’n you will get grossed out when they do”

“it aint the size of the gun that matters it’s the speed of the gun”

“For every great idea there is a disadvantage equal to or exceeding then the greatness of the idea”

“Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.”

“You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.”

"There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works
Never miss a good chance to shut up."

.................and so meny more..........






Topic: Your opinion of an overused saying or statement.
Posted: 03 Feb 2012 11:58

my opinion on overused sayings......hmmm i think it is what it is, and you'll have that

Topic: Would Any of The Guys Wear This For His Lady?
Posted: 03 Feb 2012 08:51

if she wanted me to i would, kinda hit home on my ego but her happyness means more then an ego. i dont think im terably bad on size im 6.5 long but fat(i joke that im Polish short and fat lol) but for the right women why should it matter if she wants it.

Topic: UCSF says sugar is toxic to human body and should be regulated and taxed like alcohol
Posted: 03 Feb 2012 04:49

taxing sugar would be stupid, for starters artificial sweeteners are probably worse for a body then sugar, i'd rather put natural "toxic" sugar in me then chemically based sweeteners which do you think is more "toxic"? tax fast food not sugar! most food has sugar in some degree will that help anyone to raise food price were food can already be unbearably expensive? the middle man takes enough out of our pockets, farmers dont get diddly for doing most the work.

Topic: The Use of the Word "Baby"
Posted: 30 Jan 2012 17:07

babe and baby makes me think of hookers and strippers and women who want nothing from you but your money.......i usually reserve hun and honey for my partner

Topic: Is there a past love:
Posted: 28 Jan 2012 17:46

a friend once told me ex's are ex's for a reason.......

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Posted: 20 Nov 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lush
Posted: 20 Nov 2012 03:08
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
BelleduJour
Posted: 25 Jan 2012 17:28
thanks for the add hun

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