About imharmless
Biography

Just a guy who loves stories. All kinds of stories. Reading them, writing them, discussing them. Always looking for inspiration, constructive criticism and a good reason to get off.

Name:
I.M. Harmless
Date Joined:
19 Nov 2009
Last Visit:
10 May 2013 (40 days ago)
Sex:
Male 
Age:
48
Sign:
Aries
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation
Straight
Location:
South Carolina, United States
Interests:
Reading, writing, traveling
Favorite Books:
The World According to Garp The Stand Water for Elephants Mystic River The Passage
Favorite Movies:
Crazy Heart The Wrestler The Godfather The Sting O Brother Where Art Thou? Tropic Thunder The Wedding Singer
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Beach Skinny Dipping
Posted: 28 Jun 2011 10:21

Wait 'til dark then just go out and jump in the ocean. It's surprisingly easy to get away with.

Topic: Rimming (giving or receiving)
Posted: 18 May 2011 08:39

Love it, and in my experience I've mostly been a giver.

Topic: Alright, spill...
Posted: 11 May 2011 08:14

Guinness. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Topic: Who is your favorite movie character ever?
Posted: 09 May 2011 12:11

Ferris Bueller, of course.

Topic: Age gap limit...
Posted: 06 May 2011 12:40

Guess I don't have much of a limit either way. The biggest difference was 16 years - her 52, me 36. I wouldn't be opposed to that gap again, up or down!

Topic: What's the best thing about being a guy?
Posted: 26 Apr 2011 16:41

The world is my urinal.

Topic: Has anyone ever?
Posted: 26 Apr 2011 16:22

Late to the party here, but yes. Several times in the men's room, but the most memorable and intense was during an online chat. Rubbing myself through my pants, I came right at my desk in the middle of the day.

Topic: Guilty or Innocent.
Posted: 03 Feb 2011 15:11

Guilty

Have you ever wanted to sleep with your best friend's SO?

Topic: Things that cheer you up
Posted: 22 Dec 2010 21:04

My little girl yelling, "Daddy!" when I come home from work.

Topic: Guilty or Innocent.
Posted: 22 Dec 2010 20:16

Guilty (and it wasn't a great pic!)

Ever been on TV?

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Stories Published By imharmless
Misadventures with Beverly Ch. 4

We all stumbled naked and tipsy into the house. I wasn't sure what the sleeping arrangements were going to be after the session we'd just had, but I did know that after a full day of drinking and dumping a load into Beverly's ass and another in her pussy that I was way too whipped to drive home. Even though he's just seen me fuck his mother – before watching her suck his own cum from...

Added 08 Dec 2009 | Category Incest | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.53 | Views 10,417 | 3 Comments

The Engagement Party

As he watched her across the room, Patrick's gut churned. He tried to keep up with the conversation going on around him, hearing but not listening to the proffered congratulations, the inane small talk of the sorority girls, the good natured chat among his oldest, dearest friends and neighbors. But his eyes and his thoughts kept going back to Bridget. He took another long gulp of the amber...

Added 02 Dec 2009 | Category Taboo | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.63 | Views 16,437 | 6 Comments

A Kiss

Lu works down the hall from me, and I'd started fantasizing about her about five minutes after she joined our agency a few months ago. The sleeveless blouses and tailored slacks she wore to work were just the start of her appeal. Her breasts looked full and heavy, and no other mother of three - including my wife - ever had a tighter looking ass. She had a tiny, barely noticeable scar at...

Added 19 Nov 2009 | Category Taboo | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 7,141 | 4 Comments

Misadventures with Beverly Ch. 03

Eventually things got quiet in the room next door, and I was able to sneak out of the house, jog down the block and call a cab on my cell phone. But the danger of getting caught was still an aphrodisiac, and seeing how turned on Beverly got as we listened to her son and his girl fucking was irresistible. Over the next few weeks, I teased her about it, and when we'd get together, I'd end...

Added 07 Dec 2009 | Category Group Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,401 | 4 Comments

Misadventures with Beverly Ch. 2

After my first night with Beverly, things got even hotter. Every time her husband was planning to be out of town, I'd get a phone call and hear, "Isn't it about time to fuck?" That night we'd meet in the same hotel parking lot, and I would finger-fuck her on the way back to her house. With Beverly working right across the street, we started getting a little more daring. One day I'm on...

Added 04 Dec 2009 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 10,415 | 3 Comments

Misadventures with Beverly

A few years back, separated from my first wife and before I met my current wife, I spent a lot of time on one of the popular online hookup sites. I spent most of my time in the Carolinas chat room, and one day I started up a chat with a woman who lived in my town. We continued to chat in private for a few nights, until one day we realized we worked right across the street from each other. ...

Added 03 Dec 2009 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.55 | Views 8,169 | 4 Comments

Coming Awake, Ch. 02

No matter how heavenly the hotel chain claimed its bed to be, Carly was starkly aware that she was alone in it as the alarm clock beeped. She’d been lost in the most delicious dream: her face was buried in the pillows, her ass in the air, and her husband Steven was pounding his cock into her again and again. That’s probably because I fell asleep with my fingers buried in my pussy,...

Added 18 Aug 2010 | Category Incest | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 31,516 | 5 Comments

Friday Evening

The weekend is here, and we know that tomorrow we'll have the house all to ourselves. It's been over a month since we've had an entire night alone to enjoy each other, and we've been whispering and texting and teasing all week about the nasty things we're going to do. But for now, it's Friday evening. One more night to go. One more night to deny ourselves. We settle in for the Friday...

Added 18 May 2011 | Category Incest | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.42 | Views 13,730 | 4 Comments

Monday Morning, 6 a.m.

I was still laying in bed, barely awake, my hand in my boxers just sort of idly fondling my cock. It's still nearly dark outside, and I'm sure everyone in the house is still asleep. But then I hear stirring in your room, and your shower comes on. I get out of bed quietly, crossing my room and closing the door behind me, careful not to awaken anyone. I cross the hall and slip inside your...

Added 09 May 2011 | Category Incest | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.62 | Views 26,767

Running, Chapter 5

A horrible burning smell hit his nostrils and for a brief moment Tom thought he’d been subsumed directly into hell for the sin he’d just committed with his daughter. But then the kitchen smoke alarm began blaring, and Tom realized he’d left something - he couldn’t quite remember what - on the stove. Brin giggled a little as her dad jumped off her and started for the kitchen. His cock...

Added 01 Apr 2011 | Category Incest | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 6,542 | 4 Comments

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Friends Comments
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Lush
Posted: 18 Apr 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

ShyVixen
Posted: 13 Feb 2013 18:09
Happy Valentine's Day! I hope it's filled with delightful surprises!!

Lush
Posted: 18 Apr 2012 02:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

ShyVixen
Posted: 05 Jun 2011 20:50
Thanks for the hugs love!!
Aaannn
Posted: 02 Aug 2010 11:17
thanks for the add hon hope to chat soon
ejls
Posted: 08 Mar 2010 17:54
Thanx for the add.
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