Forum posts made by imharmless

Wait 'til dark then just go out and jump in the ocean. It's surprisingly easy to get away with.

Love it, and in my experience I've mostly been a giver.

Guinness. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Ferris Bueller, of course.

Guess I don't have much of a limit either way. The biggest difference was 16 years - her 52, me 36. I wouldn't be opposed to that gap again, up or down!

The world is my urinal.

Late to the party here, but yes. Several times in the men's room, but the most memorable and intense was during an online chat. Rubbing myself through my pants, I came right at my desk in the middle of the day.

Guilty

Have you ever wanted to sleep with your best friend's SO?

My little girl yelling, "Daddy!" when I come home from work.

Guilty (and it wasn't a great pic!)

Ever been on TV?

Guilty.

Ever met up with someone from online, purely for sex?

Guilty.

Ever had sex on a train?

Guilty.

Ever wish your SO was someone else for a day?

And "Seasons of Love" from Rent. But crying in a good way.

Old Toy Trains by Roger Miller. Sweetest Christmas song ever.

I think you killed it.

Guilty.

Ever slept with someone just because he/she promised to tell what his/her friend you really lust after likes in bed?

Guilty.

Ever hooked up with an old booty call a few days before his/her wedding then later found out the whole thing was called off?

Innocent

Ever eavesdropped on your roomie arguing with his/her SO in the hopes of "consoling" one of the parties?

Guilty

Ever been caught having sex in the office?

Innocent.

Have you ever had sex at a concert?

please clarify - onstage or off? ;)

In my guilty experience, offstage, in the balcony. :)

Innocent.

Have you ever had sex at a concert?

Not guilty.

Have you ever had one last fling with an old lover a few days before his/her wedding?

Without a doubt.

As an American, just let me say that you can never underestimate the intelligence of the American people.

um....yeah i can.

Maybe I meant "You can never overestimate it" then. :)

didn't mean to hit post twice!

As an American, just let me say that you can never underestimate the intelligence of the American people.

It's a cute dog. Like me. Except for the cute part. Or the dog.

http://www.marandiproductions.com/Images/Gallery/Img3324.jpg

I love a woman's ass. I love to touch it, hold it, squeeze it, lick and kiss and suck and fuck it. I have no idea where that fascination came from.

Then there's that whole Band-Aid thing, but I don't want to go into that. ;)