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"I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside. My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place." Preface to "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops" by George Carlin

Name:

Jayson

Date Joined:

28 Apr 2010

Last Visit:

24 Apr 2013 (28 days ago)

Sex:

Male

Age:

Sign:

Leo

Relationship Status:

In a Relationship

Orientation

Straight

Location:

Albany, New York, United States

Interests:

Reading, writing, music, sports, movies, sex

Favorite Books:

Anything by Douglas Adams, Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Armintrout, L.A. Banks, H.G. Bissinger, Lewis Black, Ray Bradbury, Dan Brown, Ian Caldwell, George Carlin, Caleb Carr, Diablo Cody, Robert Coover, Douglas Coupland, Janice Erlbaum, Jeffrey Eugenides, Nicci French, James Frey, Neil Gaiman, John Grisham, Barbara Hambly, Thomas Harris, Seamus Heaney, Aldous Huxley, Jenna Jameson, Jeanne Kalogridis, Susanna Kaysen, Stephen King, Elizabeth Kostova, Stieg Larsson, Anton Szandor LaVey, Elmore Leonard, H.P. Lovecraft, Gregory Maguire, Stephenie Meyer, Stewart O'Nan, George Orwell, Chuck Palahniuk, Edgar Allan Poe, Mario Puzo, Anne Rice, Kat Richardson, David L. Robbins, Greg Rucka, Alice Sebold, William Shakespeare, Mary Shelley, Boris Starling, Laura Sessions Stepp, Bram Stoker, F.X. Toole, Mark Twain, H.G. Wells, Irvine Welsh, Mark Winegardner, Koren Zailckas, Zane, & many more.

Favorite Authors:

Douglas Adams, Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Armintrout, L.A. Banks, H.G. Bissinger, Lewis Black, Ray Bradbury, Dan Brown, Ian Caldwell, George Carlin, Caleb Carr, Diablo Cody, Robert Coover, Douglas Coupland, Janice Erlbaum, Jeffrey Eugenides, Nicci French, James Frey, Neil Gaiman, John Grisham, Barbara Hambly, Thomas Harris, Seamus Heaney, Aldous Huxley, Jenna Jameson, Jeanne Kalogridis, Susanna Kaysen, Stephen King, Elizabeth Kostova, Stieg Larsson, Anton Szandor LaVey, Elmore Leonard, H.P. Lovecraft, Gregory Maguire, Stephenie Meyer, Stewart O'Nan, George Orwell, Chuck Palahniuk, Edgar Allan Poe, Mario Puzo, Anne Rice, Kat Richardson, David L. Robbins, Greg Rucka, Alice Sebold, William Shakespeare, Mary Shelley, Boris Starling, Laura Sessions Stepp, Bram Stoker, F.X. Toole, Mark Twain, H.G. Wells, Irvine Welsh, Mark Winegardner, Koren Zailckas, Zane, & many more.

Favorite Movies:

100 Girls. 100 Women. 2046. 300. Aimee & Jaguar. American History X. Amores Perros. Angels & Demons, Army Of Darkness. Audition. The Babysitters, Batman series. Beowulf, Better Than Chocolate. Black Snake Moan. Black Swan. Blood And Chocolate. The Boondock Saints 1 & 2. Bound. The Bourne Series (Identity, Supremacy, Ultimatum) Bull Fighter. Bully. But I'm A Cheerleader. Cannonball. Cheech & Chong series. City Of God. Classic horror movies (esp. silent b&w's like Dracula & Frankenstein). Cocktail. The Condemned, Corpse Bride. Crash (1996, James Spader.), Crashing, The Crow series. Cube series (sci-fi horror). The Da Vinci Code. Days Of Thunder. Dazed And Confused. Death Race 2000. The Departed. Desperado. Die Hard series. Dog Days. Eight Men Out. El Mariachi. Empire Records. Evil Dead 1 & 2. The Fast & The Furious series. Field Of Dreams. Friday The 13th series. G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra, Glory. The Godfather Trilogy. The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Jawbreaker. Kids. Killing Me Softly. Kissing Jessica Stein. Kung Fu Hustle. Late Marriage. Lethal Weapon series. Lie With Me. The Lord Of The Rings trilogy. Maria Full Of Grace. The Motorcycle Diaries. The Natural. Natural Born Killers. The Nightmare Before Christmas. A Nightmare On Elm Street series. Once Upon A Time In Mexico. The Passion Of The Christ. Rambo series. Remember The Titans. Resident Evil series. Rocky series. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Saw series. Secretary. See No Evil (WWE 2006), Seven. Sex And Lucia. Show Me Love. Sin City. Southie. Star Wars series. Stealing Beauty. Strayed. Suicide Kings. Tombstone. Transformers 1 & 2. Underworld trilogy. United 93. The Usual Suspects. Va Savoir. The Watchmen. World Trade Center. The Wrestler. X-Men trilogy. Y Tu Mama Tambien. Young People Fucking. Anything based on Anne Rice's books. Anything based on John Grisham's books. Anything based on Thomas Harris' books. Anything based on Stephen King's books. Anything based on Mario Puzo's books. Anything about the Mafia. Anything about sports. Anything about wars. Favorite Directors: Francis Ford Coppola, Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, Robert Rodriguez, Martin Scorcese, Kevin Smith, Steven Spielberg, Oliver Stone, Quentin Tarantino, & John Waters among others. Favorite Actors: Jim Carrey, Robert DeNiro, Laurence Fishburne, Harrison Ford, Jodie Foster, Tom Hanks, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Will Smith, Christopher Walken, & Denzel Washington among others.

Favorite Music:

12 Stones, Addison Road, The Afters, Todd Agnew, Paul Alan, ApologetiX, BarlowGirl, Francesca Battistelli, Big Daddy Weave, Building 429, Caedmon's Call, Jeremy Camp, Casting Crowns, Stephen Curtis Chapman, Chasen, Creed, David Crowder Band, Day Of Fire, DecembeRadio, Decyfer Down, Delirious?, Jonny Diaz, Disciple, Every Day Sunday, Falling Up, Fireflight, Flyleaf, FM Static, Future of Forestry, Natalie Grant, Group 1 Crew, Dietrick Haddon, Brandon Heath, Hillsong, Inhabited, Jars Of Clay, Mat Kearney, Jennifer Knapp, Kutless, Leeland, Lifehouse, Mainstay, Mary Mary, MercyMe, Needtobreathe, Hawk Nelson, NewSong, Nicole C. Mullen, Britt Nicole, Nichole Nordeman, P.O.D., Pillar, Red, Matt Redman, Sarah Reeves, Relient K, Remedy Drive, Rush Of Fools, Sanctus Real, Robbie Seay Band, Selah, Sevenglory, Seventh Day Slumber, Sever Your Ties, Skillet, Michael W. Smith, SONICFLOOd, Starfield, Superchic(k), Switchfoot, Tenth Avenue North, This Beautiful Republic, Third Day, Thousand Foot Krutch, Tobymac, Chris Tomlin, Tree63, Underoath, Wavorly, Matthew West, Phil Wickham, Jaci Velasquez, Vota, ZOEgirl 3 Doors Down, A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Trace Adkins, Aerosmith, Christina Aguilera, Alice In Chains, A Perfect Circle, Fiona Apple, Atreyu, Audioslave, The Beatles, Ben Folds Five, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, Bush, Johnny Cash, Kenny Chesney, Creed, Crossfade, Damageplan, Daughtry, Dilana, Disturbed, The Doors, Dropkick Murphys, The Eagles, Eminem, Evanescence, Five Finger Death Punch, Godsmack, Green Day, Guns 'N' Roses, Hellyeah, Jimi Hendrix, Toby Keith, Kid Rock, Killswitch Engage, Kittie, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Lynyrd Skynard, Marilyn Manson, Tim McGraw, Megadeth, Metallica, Alanis Morissette, Motorhead, Anna Nalick, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oasis, Ozzy Osbourne, P.O.D., Pantera, Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, The Ramones, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rihanna, The Rolling Stones, Sevendust, Seven Mary Three, The Sex Pistols, Three Days Grace, Tupac Shakur, Shinedown, Slipknot, The Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion, Soundgarden, Bruce Springsteen, Staind, Stone Sour, Sublime, Tool, K.T. Tunstall, Type O Negative, Velvet Revolver, Gretchen Wilson, & many more.....

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Posted: 30 Jul 2012 12:19

Happy Birthday, Jayson!!

I love you so much ♥

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Posted: 29 Jul 2012 02:00

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Posted: 28 Jul 2012 23:57

happy birthday for the 30th Jayson. hope you get lots of dirty pics ,LOL,Slicky

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Posted: 27 Sep 2011 17:47

Hey, sorry to harass your profile page, but if you have time.....

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