I like writing stories about various subjects as well as sex. Some are fiction and others are about real events - hopefully with a humourous slant.
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If there is a god he/she/it is a lousy engineer there are plenty of injustices etc that can't all be laid at the feet of humanity. Also what is the point of all this creation and who made god? The question is infinite but any religion to me is the same concept as some primitive worshiping a totem pole or a volcano just a more sophisticated form. Mainly it boils down to economics and control. As for worshiping a god why? - we didn't ask for this whole shebang he/she/it owes us not the other way around. We didn't ask for this ''test'' of life it's something we had no control over.
"badges?! we don't need no stinking badges!!" -blazing saddles Isn't this meant as a double joke quote as the original line was from the Humphrey Bogart movie The Treasure of The Sierra Madres?
Good grief naked pictures of my ex I don't even have clothed versions of her.
Only breakfast so far.
Treasure Island and Long John Silver played by Robert Newton. ''Run up the Jolly Roger Jim lad we're off to Tortuga. AHAAARRR!!''
I googled this and there are 25 various peoploe with the name Summer Jones.
From people who have experienced this I understand that it is no easy thing and not totally a contraception issue by that I mean it is no easy substitute as it is much more traumatic than to be an easy answer. However I feel it is pointless to have an unwanted child no matter how painful the decision. There is an argument that you are saving the child from mental and physical hardship. I do feel the onus is not just on the woman and I myself have had a vasectomy.
Any port in a storm.
The early Eddie Izzard.
My FWB forgot to clear his browsing history, oooops!! S**t hit the fan, have you ever been caught out and how did it happen???? I'm missing something here or can you be more specific about what they are caught out at - visiting porn sites, sending naughty emails - what?
I hear the words but they don't sink in. My mind can't hold what you're saying. Feeling the years, I'm holding back tears. You're putting a voice to my worst fears. Days used to be brighter and we could laugh at time. Years have gone, we're getting on, being old's a crime. Life burns out in a smoky haze, It gets shorter as the memories fade. One door closes, another one shuts, ...
Added 17 Aug 2013 | Category Love Poems
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We don't meet out on the street but in some secluded corner. Where I gaze into her eyes, wondering who is telling lies. These sweet stolen moments are craved all the time, Inside intense emotions, outside I'm just fine. There are times I've touched her soul and I feel that I have reached her. No common sense to spoil the dream this is not a sordid scheme. Embrace, then she's...
Added 05 Jun 2013 | Category Love Poems
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The day it all started everything seemed normal to the point of mundanity. As he entered he noted the familiar smell of pot-pourri that seems to cling to all charity shops. He looked around the rails of secondhand clothing dominated as usual by female garments. His eyes searched swiftly and he saw the shelves of books at the back beside CDs and video tapes of discarded movies. Amongst the...
Added 02 Apr 2013 | Category Love Stories
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Celine. Stare at the screen, Eyes are so green. Only a screen, Can they be seen. She'll always be, A mystery. If we ever met, Would it be to regret? Finger tip, holds down a key. A digital dream that's my Celine. Verse: Electro machine, Can it still mean, Something real, Though virtual. Verse: Willing to go, With this cyber falling. I can't...
Added 18 Nov 2012 | Category Love Poems
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Litomerice On the streets of ancient stone we wandered in the snow. Made love every day, our bodies seemed to know. The only choice to hold on tight. Not caring what's wrong or right. It's good to know and feel the pain. Expose yourself to love's domain. Orene is the one I love she's my Prague fantasy, An absinthe dream come true, a new reality. Its not a love...
Added 17 Nov 2012 | Category Love Poems
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The Innocent Audience. My girlfriend Alena and I have a ground floor flat in a three storied house in a quiet Prague Suburb. The windows of our kitchen overlook the back garden which is also joined to the back garden of the house opposite. There is a gate in the fence that separates the two gardens. She is very attractive with long red hair, a pretty face with...
Added 21 Aug 2009 | Category Voyeur
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