In Father Goose Cary Grant when asked to volunteer to be in the war replied.

''Several years ago I made peace with the world if the world isn't bright enough to settle things itself then it'll have to settle things without me.''

I was watching a drama documentary about Quentin Crisp the pioneer of openly declared homosexuality and they played a wonderful old and very atmospheric piece during the film. I think but am not sure that it's called Goodnight Vienna.

There is only one answer to this - printable nuclear ICBM's downloaded to each household thus creating a Mexican stand off and the naughty blue meanies would have to back down.

I have written quite an in depth story about this if anyone would care to read it.

The riskiest place I have ever masturbated was the Eiffel tower it was very difficult to encompass.

OMG. If they hollow out the barrel, they could use THAT as the gun. I once heard spunk can shoot out at a lot of miles an hour, so maybe that's why

This is also why having sex with Superman is not recommended unless he's using a kryptonite condom.

sometimes lads call their willy a weapon?

"I'd not worry, officer, that's just my sex toy. Trust me, you'll not want to see that go off..." I guess you just can't beat a good ol' porridge gun.

His followers wear very cute lingerie.

Must be some cultural difference here. I wouldn't associate stars unless they were red with communism but not quite sure why communism is such a red flag to everybody anyway. :) I would associate stars with infant or junior school where they gave stars out to reward performance but I agree with Jack Black's character on that one as well. I feel that to hell with kinky logos just some words would be fine or maybe one word say 'recommended'.

A night cap.

Charlie McDonnel.

The day it all started everything seemed normal to the point of mundanity. As he entered he noted the familiar smell of pot-pourri that seems to cling to all charity shops. He looked around the rails of secondhand clothing dominated as usual by female garments. His eyes searched swiftly and he saw the shelves of books at the back beside CDs and video tapes of discarded movies. Amongst the...

Added 04 Mar 2013 | Category Love Stories | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 462 | 2 Comments

Celine. Stare at the screen, Eyes are so green. Only a screen, Can they be seen. She'll always be, A mystery. If we ever met, Would it be to regret? Finger tip, holds down a key. A digital dream that's my Celine. Verse: Electro machine, Can it still mean, Something real, Though virtual. Verse: Willing to go, With this cyber falling. I can't...

Added 18 Nov 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 324 | 2 Comments

Litomerice On the streets of ancient stone we wandered in the snow. Made love every day, our bodies seemed to know. The only choice to hold on tight. Not caring what's wrong or right. It's good to know and feel the pain. Expose yourself to love's domain. Orene is the one I love she's my Prague fantasy, An absinthe dream come true, a new reality. Its not a love...

Added 17 Nov 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 216 | 1 Comment

  The Innocent Audience. My girlfriend Alena and I have a ground floor flat in a three storied house in a quiet Prague Suburb. The windows of our kitchen overlook the back garden which is also joined to the back garden of the house opposite. There is a gate in the fence that separates the two gardens. She is very attractive with long red hair, a pretty face with...

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