Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Reaction to a fake
Posted 23 Jul 2013 01:45

I must emphasise that my avatar thingy really is me. I remember Leanardo saying at the time how he felt he caught me just right. Yes I truly am a dirty OLD man.

Topic which male/female athletes would you love to have a sexual fling or share an intense sexual encounte
Posted 22 Jul 2013 00:16

Their very competitiveness which to me indicates some sort of lack puts me off all of them. Besides going by the way a lot of sports people slobber over each other (especially soccer players) there's no room for anybody else.

Topic Male hairstyle recommandation
Posted 22 Jul 2013 00:08

Personally I wouldn't want to look like a brain dead overpaid soccer player or even a football player or a tennis player or an ice-hockey player or a ....well you get the picture. How about a Tony Curtis that would be very radical retro and show your fine forehead?

Topic How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 23:56

In one sense this question assumes everyone is large and it's just a matter of how large.

Topic Do You Have A Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 23:31

Whilst visiting the US and travelling around the West Coast area my Czech friends always wanted places where they could eat as much as they liked for only 1 payment. Because I'm a native speaker they made me do all the searching and question asking :) Anyway we tried various places but the one they liked the best was a place that although the service was fast it served food not usually thus designated. A huge variety of food was available in buffet style and they gorged themselves everywhere we could find this particular franchise and it was called The Golden Corral. I hope it spreads further to here as I must admit I preferred it to any of the others and would consider it one of the better US invasions of Europe. :)

Topic Why do guys jack off?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 23:14

After reading all of the responses, which would be my response as well, I would like it if cupcakemountain came in and explained a little further. It seems like we are missing something here.

Yes I'm more interested in asking the above question than answering the thread question - especially the bit ''I just don't get it''.

Topic Who did u lose your virginity to?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 03:22

What was the relationship between U and your first sexual partner? Example, bf. Gf. Friend. Boss.... what was the age difference between u? NO UNDER 16 ANSWERS!

There is a degree of ambiguity in this request as there is in the law about the age of consent: nature doesn't seem to recognise such legalities. So what I'm saying is why ask if it can't be answered?

Topic what are you wearing now
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:22

Black Marks and Spencers briefs and a pair of black slippers with a red heart design on them. My girlfriend laughed and told me they're women's slippers and only I would have bought them.

Topic Who did u lose your virginity to?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:18

What's that thingy the gangsters quote in the old movies ah now I remember The 5th Amendment.

Topic Sexless Marriage?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:15

Maybe some form of arbitration?

Topic Guys do you shave your cock clean???? When did you start???
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:12

OHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Can we leave hirsute pursuits (intentional assonance) alone for a bit???

Topic What are you into?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:07

Maybe it's a generation thing but I am never comfortable with the word shit used in a positive sense - must be the image it conjures up as I don't really care about any other earthy expressions and am as I say not unhappy with it as a negative expression - but if I was accidentally standing on someones item of clothing and they said ''you're standing on my shit man'' I'd be totally confused wondering if I'd stumbled across someone with strange habits.

Topic Describe your penis as a movie title
Posted 18 Jul 2013 07:47

Not a fan of the movie but this seems appropriate Die Hard.

Topic Unusual toys?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 15:39

Towel a rubber glove and some body lotion.

Topic When you're making love to a girl what really goes through your mind?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 11:11

Oh I must clean out the drainpipes on the roof, relocate the tv aerial, put up those shelves she wants, take the cat to have a hysterectomy, have the car serviced.......

Topic One for the gents: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 11:08

Looking at the picture I would say the young guy on the left does look sort of ridiculous to my eye so I would say briefs But there's no accounting for taste really.

Topic Foot Candy
Posted 11 Jul 2013 11:05

Ever noticed the wide variety of colours of males shoes they are either black or brown despite Carl Perkins admonition.

Topic Designer Stubble - Hot or Not?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 10:48

I think it looks as though you need a bath or have just rolled out of bed with a hangover (that must be pretty rugged). I suppose the idea is that opposites attract and as most girls can't grow facial hair it may intrigue them. By the way I posed this question in a thread yesterday.

Topic Rockin' Covers! Cover songs of course.
Posted 11 Jul 2013 06:44

I didn't realise that most of The Animals songs were cover versions until quite recently...

Love this one, gives me goosebumps every single time...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/bwAw9ThDQmk?feature=player_detailpage


As a note of interest here the bass player out of this band Chas Chandler is the man who promoted and funded Jim Hendrix and launched his career. I believe his first live gig after his first hit with Hey Joe was The Black Cat club in South Shields in the North East of England.

Topic Book Recommendations (interested in other guy's opinions on this)
Posted 10 Jul 2013 05:26

Catch 22 Joseph Heller, Aunt's Aren't Gentlemen P.G. Wodehouse, Soul Music Terry Pratchett are all things I recommend you don't read though you could let me operate reverse psychology and do so.

Topic Why so few for the guys?
Posted 10 Jul 2013 05:12

Most of the questions I've posed (admittedly with tongue firmly in cheek), have been in replies to other questions such as trying to lighten up the never ending pubic hair debate by asking if after all these stated preferences about shaved pubic hair women like half shaven faces on men (which is a current trend) grazing their tender and recently shaved nether regions. Unfortunately nobody replied it must have been one of the less simple questions about men. I totally agree with the yawn factor about sexual questions like pubic hair, breast size, cock size and the one about swallowing cum etc. In fact I often wonder why they keep resurfacing (no pun intended) as I'm sure we all have the general idea now that women and men have different bodies. To digress slightly and boast I was just grabbed by 2 young women and dragged into the health food shop. They made me hold a device a little like a Sony Play Station, weighed me (60 kilos), measured my height (1.7 metres,) and then told me I was perfect, didn't look my age (but still didn't try to sell me anything) and asked that if I had any obese friends to please recommend they come and get tested for .. and then they used some modern acronym which I've forgotten along with all the other ones.

Topic How about a WIN thread?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 15:55

http://upload.lushstories.com/940-ninjas.jpg

:) :)

Topic What is the most funniest thing said during the time you were fucking?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 15:40

We had just finished and were lying still entwined when I had one last spasm and my partner said ''Parting shot?''

Topic Congratulations Andy Murray!
Posted 09 Jul 2013 15:25

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/970945_630527020291613_1952799228_n.jpg

Yes there's some irony here alright I notice he's a winner and British would he have been Scots and a loser if he hadn't won?

Topic Congratulations Andy Murray!
Posted 09 Jul 2013 15:23

I'd be impressed if he'd won the Frisbee Golf World Championships.

Wasn't golf invented over there somewhere on that island? By Brits, or Scots or Irelanders or ...no wait, it was the Germans, right?

Scots (but you knew that) and its plural by the way. Though the English did invent football (sorry soccer) and rounders the girls game (sorry baseball). :)

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 09 Jul 2013 12:27

Eli Wallach as the bandit leader Alvera in The Magnificent Seven whilst discussing feeding his men for the winter with Yul Bryner who is Chris of the seven gunfighters ''Somehow I don't think you are solving my problem.''
Yul Brner, ''Solving your problems isn't our line.''

Same (ground breaking) movie
Yul Bryner ''Why did they hide the women.''
Horst Bucholz ''They thought we would rape them.''
Yul Brner ''Well we might, but they could have give us the benefit of the doubt.''

I must be getting old but I haven't seen dialogue of this quality for years. The most recent one was The Big Lebowski.

Topic What do you want from having sex?
Posted 08 Jul 2013 00:55

I don't find this an easy question to answer. Fun seems a rather mild word to use regarding sex throwing a frisbee around is maybe fun. But sex oh it's a whole world of intensity desires feelings all rolled into one. When you think about it in a cold practical way it can appear a little ridiculous definitely not dignified to do or look at. An urgent feeling that seems to be circulating in the blood in a way it's sort of drug like. I suppose its the feeling - and prolonging that in your partner and yourself for as long as possible and then the emotional release and pleasure that someone can give you heightens how you feel about them that is their making you feel so good is part of how you feel about them.

Topic Hottest sex secrets?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 11:06

Must be a cultural thing but initially I read this to mean that there was a lot of secret methods about this subject that may be escaping me like maybe there is a reverse cowboy position that would be cool to try or something. But it's only the good old kiss and tell thingy.

Topic Self pleasuring..
Posted 06 Jul 2013 11:01

Do you notice any diminishing in your ability to see or is your brain not receptive to new information or is it difficult to stay awake during the day? If not then you're not doing it enough.

Topic Who did u lose your virginity to?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 10:57

It escaped a few years ago and I've never managed to catch it since.