Topic your thoughts of miley cyrus 'twerking'
02 Jul 2013 10:31
I have to my regret heard that god awful record inflicted on the world by her father but have never heard of the woman or know what twerking is (is it some sort of digital equivalent to pinching a bottom?).
Topic Your opinion: Top 10 Rock Guitarists of All Time
01 Jul 2013 01:51
If any of you fellow mid-life crisisers are considering buying a guitar, this scene from Stranger Than Fiction might help you choose...
Never ever ever buy a guitar as to how it looks only as to how it feels and sounds. If you can play in finger style an F shape bar on the 7th fret (B) and add notes easily with your little finger on the 1st and 2nd strings because the action is so good buy that one. I had a go on a Tacoma the other day and it looked awful but was a dream to play in fact I could do things on it that I can't do on other guitars even very good ones.
Topic Men owning toys?
30 Jun 2013 23:39
I can't see why you object to a threesome with Raving Rowinda my sexy blow up doll I know she's very cute and authentic looking but despite the built in orgasm scream and automatic lubrication she isn't real.
Topic The NTSB wants drinking limit lowered to .05 for DUIs.
30 Jun 2013 23:28
Get a taxi or campaign for a decent public transport system (which would be even better in lots of ways including good for your heart.). That reminds me of when I visited the US (which I thought was very interesting and impressive) I was on foot and asked a guy where some shops were and his directions included ''driving only 3 blocks''. He automatically assummed I was driving because I think that's what all people in the US seem to do - drive everywhere. So if you must then to quote an old UK government slogan (which unfortunately we aren't allowed to have personal arsenals to get rid of) Don't Drink and Drive.
Topic Trashing Your Ex
30 Jun 2013 23:09
There are no formulas of behaviour for this situation just get through it as best as you can the main thing is survive.
Topic Man of Steel
30 Jun 2013 22:45
Do critics actually go and see kids movies where some guy wears a cloak and his underpants outside his tights?
24 Jun 2013 21:55
You know in the USA as late as the 1920's they used to circumsize girls try that for fun. Primitive rubbish too tribal for me and I have no problem with fucking for a long time without cuming (age has its compensations).
Topic sex in public?
24 Jun 2013 06:41
In a field, on a train, in a car, at work, - clothed - naked in an olive grove, on the beach and on a traffic roundabout.
Topic What's your kryptonite?
24 Jun 2013 06:29
Laziness. Once I've had an idea for a story - that's the main creative act already over so having to write it all out is the draggy thing. I once thought of a great idea as to why a lot of rock stars die young and it was this. Rock and Roll was thought up by the U.S.S.R. as a means of corrupting the west (anyone who thinks rock and roll didn't do just that has a short memory) Anyway the idea would be that every time some icon finds out that they are a Soviet puppet they get ''accidentally'' removed. :) Some people think I should still give that a go but it sounds like hard work. ''Hey Buddy what was that guy doing to the wing of the plane? I dunno Ritchie maybe just a last minute safety check wanna drag of this splif?''
Topic friends having sex just for experience?
23 Jun 2013 15:01
When you're alone with someone and there is the possibility of intimacy there is a moment when your heads are close together and you know that is the moment to lean forward and kiss her. This moment if it is going to happen will appear there is never any mistaking it. I don't think that I have just been lucky regarding this I feel it is an instinctive thing that we all have.
Topic Marrying Some1 20 yrs Senior 2 U
23 Jun 2013 01:16
My current girlfriend is 30 years younger than me. As for marrying I have no wish to repeat the experience. I don't believe in any deity and think the whole thing of public promises therefore to be an expensive and often meaningless waste of time and only useful for divorce lawyers. So no but not for the idea of age differences. I do have every respect for relationships but feel the commitment is mainly between two people and the rest just social convention.
Topic What about food sex?
23 Jun 2013 01:06
For some reason I have never associated food with sex although sex itself can be a hunger. I have experienced a feeling very similar to the desire to eat in my jaws but it's consuming someone's body that I have in mind. I would say that if I had both feelings at once - hunger for food or sex then sex would win unless I was literally starving in the wilderness or something. I can understand how people associate things like spreading chocolate or cream over someone's naughty bits and eating it but the idea just doesn't appeal to me.
Topic What Piercings have you got?
23 Jun 2013 00:55
I had an inbuilt prejudice against such things - it seemed so very primitive so I decided I should be more open minded and went and had 1 ear lobe pierced. I asked the young girl at the shop if I could have an anesthetic she just snorted impatiently and shot my ear with a gun thingy which was practically painless I was pleased to note. I have sported a gold ring for years but just lately got more adventurous and tried various little shiny stones now looking for a miniature Rolling Stone logo which would be cool at jam sessions.
Topic Where is the best place to have sex?
22 Jun 2013 13:30
Any room in the house and obviously the bedroom is the most comfortable but on a train was quite exciting, in a car was too although the gear stick was a bit inconvenient, in a secluded room in my office after everyone had left, but of the outside venues the best was in an olive grove and getting completely naked within sight of some houses. I have this fantasy of doing it on the cushions of the altar rail of a church still not managed that though.
Topic How physically aroused do you get when writing?
22 Jun 2013 03:26
It depends if the scenario is meant to be sexy or not. If I'm writing a scene and I want it to be sexy I can tell if it works by my body's reaction. So the bits that make my cock desperate and straining to be felt are the bits I keep in. The only problem I have with writing about sex is the difficulty in avoiding repetition. Therein I feel lies the art - as the basic theme of - we stick bits of ourselves in each other whilst feeling each other up does perhaps have limitations. This also applies to when I watch porn. When you see two people meet and in about 5 seconds one is suddenly naked and is giving the other a blow job it's about as sexy as fondling a piece of wet 2 days old haddock. I like the ones where they kiss each other and sometimes have sex with clothes partially on or in the back of a car or a train. Scenes where even if it's in an amazing say rich and maybe impossible fantasy it is believable in itself.
Topic Have U Tried paid Sex
22 Jun 2013 03:04
She said I was too expensive and she wanted her credit card refunding or else she would gun me down with her Kalishnikov.
Topic Where does the Big Cock rank on list of fantasies....
22 Jun 2013 02:58
I may be wrong here but I have looked at all the recent posts about cock size - I think there are 3 current ones at the moment and they are all written by males. It seems to be that the ones with the size fixation (or lack thereof) are males rather than female. Goes along with the opinion expressed by Mel Gibson's character in What Women Want. ''We're the ones hung up on the size of our dicks''.
Topic Walking around in dirty panties
22 Jun 2013 01:30
I must be perverse but the expression ''skid marks on my y fronts'' immediately sprang to mind.
Topic Tall Girls?
22 Jun 2013 01:09
All of them - any size they're all fascinating and there's no noticeable difference when they're lying down. (I'm not tall 5 ' 7 ''.) As I'm dragging my senile frame around the town and noting all the females (being a drooling creepy dirty old man) I have different reactions to each one but not favouring any such as ''oh my god look at the tall statuesque red head with the luscious figure and the great dress sense or isn't that little brunette cute with her dinky little figure a perfect pocket venus. MMM that plump blonde with the naughty gleam in her green eyes and her straining bosom sitting opposite looks good for fun.'' I can go on like this all day and this does tie in very nicely with my reply to the other post about enlarging cocks.
Topic Do You Want To Enlarge Your Cock?
22 Jun 2013 00:47
What I really want is for your apparently lazy farking ass to quit typing your questions out like you were in a hurried and squirrely cell phone conversation with another equally lazy 18 year old and start using the proper words when you pose your inane questions.
Think you can up your game for our website and fit in with the rest of us in a literate manner?