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No I don't think it's as easy as that. For the finals in Brazil, a few of the players who got us there were unavailable through injury anyway. At the moment we are not exactly blessed with an array of dazzling talent as club football has taken over financially in the importance stakes just as it has in Scotland with their premier League teams.Walker is a wing back and I'm not in favour of wing backs - they make substandard wingers and substandard defenders. Our game is too fast for the wing-back system and the players tire too quickly to defend properly against the fresher legs of the oppositions forwards. I'm a Spurs fan and having watched Walker last season I have to say he was poor at times.I would have preferred Defoe and Crouch up front - Crouch is almost impossible to defend against and Defoe will shoot whenever he can. We scored one goal at these finals - a very poor show from a team that consisted of inexperienced players and one or two that were past their best.As José Mourinho said a few years back when asked about the amount of foreign players coming to English clubs, he said "You can have the best Premier league in the world or you can have the best international team in the world - but you can't have both". I think that's a pretty valid point. However, in this system you are not relying on wingbacks playing as out and out wingers or defenders. I totally get where your lack of faith in them comes from, but when played as genuine wingbacks, as they would be in this sytem, I think they could be genuinely effective. Crouch and Defoe compliment each other and are (or were) very good, but I don't think they are international standard anymore. If you want a player in Crouchy's mould, why not Andy Carroll? He's had a poor run, but he is consistent and difficult to mark and always a serious aerial threat, as well as a reliable outball from defence.Mourinho, I believe is probably right.
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If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now. You all do know this thong. I remember The first time ever Sarah put it on; 'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent, That day she came over the Nervii. Look! in this place ran Cassius' finger through; See what a rent the lascivious Casca made; Through this the well-beloved Brutus fuck'd. And as he pluck'd his throbbing cock away, Mark how the juice...
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives! What light through yonder beaver breaks? It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun. I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs as I removed my source of Grecian power, As if King Midas dared to touch the clouds, Upon thy body fell a golden shower. I thought how black a night and blue A load. Once more unto the breach, dear friends,...
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Kissing, caressing, contorting; This is our love. Licking, loving, lusting; This is our love. Gripping, grabbing, grinding; This is our love. Fingering, feeling, fondling; This is our love. Simpering, sucking, salivating; This is our love. Mounting, mating, masturbating; This is our love. Binding, breathing, bursting; This is our love. Panting, penetrating, pouring. This is...
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