About Jam_Wil_Mac

Allons-y!! My name is James and I am 25 years old. I am 6'2" with a lean, toned build. I have blue eyes and light brown hair. MY PROFILE PIC IS NOT OF MYSELF!

I love cybering and sharing sexual chat and masturbation. I'm here to flirt, have fun, explore fantasies, read (and maybe eventually write) stories. I have just started to write my first story, which I hope can become a book. Not erotica, but I am really enjoying the writing process.

Me in one word: Effervescent.

"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on."

"If the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."

"Maybe just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene'."

"Surely you can't be serious?!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"To be or not to be, that is the question;
Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take up arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, end it."

James Cunnilingus Supreme
Relationship Status:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Shetland, United Kingdom
I am a huge fan of Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Football, Pro Wrestling, Family Guy, going to the cinema. Also I rather like (LOVE!) sex and flirting!!

I am interested in reluctance, taboo, light BDSM, trans and some more. I am very much straight but do find cocks sexy, for some reason. Could explain my interest in trans!
Favorite Books:
Harry Potters, Stieg Larsson's "Millennium" series, Jo Nesbo's Harry Hole series, Shakespeare's plays, The Importance of Being Earnest, Arcadia.
Favorite Authors:
JK Rowling, Stieg Larsson, Jo Nesbo, Shakespeare, Dan Brown, Oscar Wilde, Tom Stoppard.
Favorite Movies:
Monty Python, the Naked Guns, Airplane!, Any Denzel Washington film, Any Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson film, Mrs Doubtfire, Liar Liar, Nolan's Batman trilogy, Aladdin, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Robin Hood, Frozen, Hercules, Mary Poppins, Mulan, The Lion King, Toy Story trilogy, Rush, Blazing Saddles, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, 12 Angry Men, Miracle on 34th Street (1994), Spartacus, Avengers Assemble, Harry Potter, Gladiator, The Hunger Games, Casino Royale, Skyfall, Shrek, Shrek 2, I, Robot, Never Back Down, Chicago, Bowling For Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, Moulin Rouge, The Bourne trilogy.
Favorite Music:
I have a very wide ranging musical palate. Rage Against The Machine, Nirvana, Guns 'n' Roses, The Scorpions, Metallica, Stereophonics, Green Day, Elvis, The Who, The Eagles, Nightwish, Billy Joel, Blink 182, Bowling For Soup, Take That, The Offspring, Living Colour, Eminem, Frank Sinatra, Disney Songs, Musical songs, Queen.
Date Joined:
30 Oct 2013
Last Visit:
23 Jul 2014
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Game: Would you like to have sex with the user above you?
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 06:15


Topic: 4-Letter Acronym -Meaning Must Be Related To The Acronym
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 06:13

Climactic Orgasm Cures King


Topic: Serious question for all English soccer fans
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 05:38

No I don't think it's as easy as that. For the finals in Brazil, a few of the players who got us there were unavailable through injury anyway. At the moment we are not exactly blessed with an array of dazzling talent as club football has taken over financially in the importance stakes just as it has in Scotland with their premier League teams.

Walker is a wing back and I'm not in favour of wing backs - they make substandard wingers and substandard defenders. Our game is too fast for the wing-back system and the players tire too quickly to defend properly against the fresher legs of the oppositions forwards. I'm a Spurs fan and having watched Walker last season I have to say he was poor at times.

I would have preferred Defoe and Crouch up front - Crouch is almost impossible to defend against and Defoe will shoot whenever he can. We scored one goal at these finals - a very poor show from a team that consisted of inexperienced players and one or two that were past their best.

As José Mourinho said a few years back when asked about the amount of foreign players coming to English clubs, he said "You can have the best Premier league in the world or you can have the best international team in the world - but you can't have both".

I think that's a pretty valid point. However, in this system you are not relying on wingbacks playing as out and out wingers or defenders. I totally get where your lack of faith in them comes from, but when played as genuine wingbacks, as they would be in this sytem, I think they could be genuinely effective.

Crouch and Defoe compliment each other and are (or were) very good, but I don't think they are international standard anymore. If you want a player in Crouchy's mould, why not Andy Carroll? He's had a poor run, but he is consistent and difficult to mark and always a serious aerial threat, as well as a reliable outball from defence.

Mourinho, I believe is probably right.

Topic: Acronym Game
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 01:42



Topic: Forum Game: Sexy Chain
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 01:37


Topic: After sex the first thing I do is.........
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 01:36

Get out a bucket and mop

Topic: Forum Game: Sexual Choices
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 01:35

Hmmmmm cock.

Male or female ejaculate on your face?

Topic: 4-Letter Acronym -Meaning Must Be Related To The Acronym
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 01:33

Blaze Under Rabbit Nursery


Topic: Which Actor/Actress would You Fuck?
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 01:31

Emma Watson
Karen Gillan
Emma Stone
Mila Kunis

Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 01:27

I'll pass and go and get Harley_Quinn for her. ;)

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Stories Published By Jam_Wil_Mac
Another Pornographic Shakespeare Parody

If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now. You all do know this thong. I remember The first time ever Sarah put it on; 'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent, That day she came over the Nervii. Look! in this place ran Cassius' finger through; See what a rent the lascivious Casca made; Through this the well-beloved Brutus fuck'd. And as he pluck'd his throbbing cock away, Mark how the juice...

Added 03 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 323 | 2 Comments

A Pornographic Shakespeare Parody

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives! What light through yonder beaver breaks? It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun. I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs as I removed my source of Grecian power, As if King Midas dared to touch the clouds, Upon thy body fell a golden shower. I thought how black a night and blue A load. Once more unto the breach, dear friends,...

Added 02 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 371 | 8 Comments

Our Love

Kissing, caressing, contorting; This is our love. Licking, loving, lusting; This is our love. Gripping, grabbing, grinding; This is our love. Fingering, feeling, fondling; This is our love. Simpering, sucking, salivating; This is our love. Mounting, mating, masturbating; This is our love. Binding, breathing, bursting; This is our love. Panting, penetrating, pouring. This is...

Added 04 Nov 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.17 | Views 460 | 2 Comments

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My favoritest gif in the history of ever.

Posted: 09 May 2014 01:49

Aye, it's the kilts drive the lasses wild, lol.

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Posted: 24 Apr 2014 11:37
Welcome back babes xo

Posted: 24 Apr 2014 01:17

Was that you I saw, proving what they say about true Scots?
Posted: 14 Apr 2014 01:22

Nice to see you back.
Posted: 13 Apr 2014 01:56
Thanks for the add xx
Posted: 20 Mar 2014 14:52
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