Forum posts made by jamiew

I am pleased with mine :)

Are you male or female?
Male
How old are you?
18
How many times a week do you masturbate?
3 roughly.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?
Once.

Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
Yes
In the shower?
Yes
In the bath?
Yes
Outdoors?
Sometimes
At work?
No
Every room in the house?
No
In a car while traveling... ?
No

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
Sometimes
A friend?
Sometimes
A friend's spouse?
Sometimes
A stranger?
Sometimes
A student?
Sometimes
A member of the same sex?
No
A past lover?
No

What position do you play in:
On your back?
Yes
Standing?
Yes
Kneeling?
Yes
Sitting?
Yes
Lying on tummy?
Yes

How do you play:
With left hand?
Yes
With right hand?
Yes
With a toy?
Yes
With water from bath?
Yes
Written erotica?
Yes
Pictures?
Yes
Movie clips online?
Yes
Videos?
Yes
Yes
Something on TV?
Yes

What is your favourite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Mostly
Gay or lesbian sex?
Lesbain
Group sex or orgies?
Sometimes
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Yes
Cumshots?
Sometimes
Anal?
Rarely
Interracial?
No
Age play?
No
S&M?
No
Role playing?
No
Kinky?
No

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
No
A chat room dialogue?
Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures?
No

Have you ever: 
Been caught masturbating?
No
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Yes
Masturbated for the same sex?
No
Masturbated in a group?
No
Masturbated for a photo?
Yes
Masturbated for a webcam?
No
Masturbated for a video?
Yes

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
No
Insert something or play with your ass?
No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
No
Use pain as a method of playing?
Rarely

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
Not really
When was the last time you masturbated?
This morning
Are you wet or hard now?
Nope
Are you going to masturbate now?
Nope
Are you a masturbation addict?
Nope
What is the most you have played in one day?
11

Is a great wonderful person who I love more than I can say and also happens to be my Girlfriend/Mistress <3 I love you baby <3 <3 <3

I'm in the process of buying Lush Gold for my Mistress/ gf which is 50$, But it's gone wrong so I'm waiting for the Lush big wigs to help me out, Considering I lost my job a few days ago I'm still going it because I love her more than words can describe <3

Thank you guys :)

Why not, And if I'm told to do so.

My girlfriend is also my Mistress so I don't really have a choice.....

Yes, Because I'm a noisy whore......

Has an impressive list or stories.

For me tight is much hotter and friction = Nice feelings........

I don't go private with dudes..... Of anyone other than that one special some one <3

There is no other way :) Love it

Asking Permission.......then Fuck. Hopefully :p

11,290

She is staying in there in till she admits I did in fact not knock over her Christmas tree.......

2012 has not been too good, But when It has gone bad it's gone really bad, I hope to high holy hell 2013 is better for everyone.
Merry Christmas :)

7.2" long and about 2.2" in girth.

Mistress

Very tidy and mysterious I like it :) Good music too.

I think cute is a better word, If not I guess good.....

Yes, Only to talk about cars and engines as we drink beer and..........shit.

Pass.

You are 32 years old!!

hahahaha Oh dear that's not too good is it :p I'm too mature for my own good

I forgive you.

Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned.

I'm a Tree Surgeon and on my profile it reads "I am usually 100ft up a tree with a chainsaw" That's not strictly true, Though I am qualified I'm currently a groundsman so I don't climb too often...

Chat rooms.

Using a sex toy or you're hands when masturbating?

I dislike;

Ta.
Crisps.
Hate it when people use just "K" when they can just say "ok" makes me mad when I see people type that.
Being called "love" Especially when they pronounce it like "Luve" makes me erk in side....

And that's my worst of the top of my head.

My best sex toy is my Pussy Flesh Light.


How many times on average a week do you masturbate?

Yes if you sit it can be uncomfortable and you just need to stand and.... Re adjust them discreetly... But for example if you just get out of the shower and all your muscles are more relaxed including you're scrotum and "they" hang lower down then you CAN sit on them if your unlucky enough, I've done it twice in my life, and yes, It hurts......

Yes I would indeed, I know them in other places too and I know there female and I know who they are is who they are and I love her to bits <3

Never.


How many times have you picked up an illegal alien from home depot and taken it home to choke you while you masturbate in the shower?