I am not here to have cybersex with you. Supr l33t txt speak is not a turn on. Actually it pisses me off. I assume you have an entire keyboard at your fingertips. Please talk to me using all necessary keys to hold a proper conversation. So if you do have a desire to have a pop up chat with me then I would ask that you understand this. Thanks.
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Hey mom and dad! Just wanted to let you know that I like Lushstories! You should totally check them out... but avoid those stories written by me because that could be awkward. Sounds good.
I've done that before. It was interesting but I wouldn't be excited to do it very often.
Look for a gag reflex spray; it sure helped me. I was the gag queen for a long time and then I used a gag spray one time. I really liked it. I used it for a little bit until I began to get used to the feeling. Now it isn't as much of a problem.
This particular post is about an idiot (not Naughtyannie!) and unusual activity. http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst32957_You-may-notice-the-votes-on-stories-changing.aspx And whilst fours are a good score, there are malicious plonkers out there who score a four to see an average brought down. It can be upsetting to people who work hard and thought their proof was top scores all the way. That guy created huge amounts of accounts, and that is what Naughtyannie is referring to, not moaning. http://upload.lushstories.com/752645564-keep-calm-and-have-a-wank-231.png Well, perhaps we could just remove the story scoring in its present state. Let's remove the perceived option of being able to choose a score based on what we think it deserves. Instead there can be simply a "like" button similar to facebook. If we like it we can click it and if we don't then we can ignore that it is there. That way nobody gets their feelings hurt.By the way, I know what it is like to have a random low score but I still have no sympathy for complaints for a score of 4. Complaining about 1 or 2, well then perhaps you have an argument. Complaining about 4 is simply straight up complaining. http://upload.lushstories.com/265262983-funny-onion-cry-chewing-gum.jpg
It may be better but not necessarily easier.
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Wow! I remember when everybody complained so much about the 2 and 3 bombers that the rules were changed so that they encouraged higher scores. Now complaints about 4 bombs? Keep complaining everyone! The voting system doesn't mean a damned thing when it is implied that we should vote high all the time.I'm serious here. A vote of 3 should be considered average and should be where the majority of votes lie. However, as a result of complaining the votes show a trend towards 5 all the time. There is no valid bell curve that could be made using the data compiled from the voting system. Every story, regardless of its merit, is an outlier.
FireflyActually, I love both of them and having to choose is difficult. I would lean towards Star Trek only because the story line is very developed and there are five different star trek television shows, each with their own merit.
I like amateur porn but I sometimes wish the hired someone to take the video for them.
Authors: Jillicious & Joshua Strong I pulled my car into the garage after a long day at work. In all reality all days are the same length but it takes a really special day full of shit being thrown at us from management that makes it seem longer. I sat in the driver’s seat for a moment allowing myself to take in a short respite before I had to attend to my motherly duties at home. I...
Added 12 Feb 2013 | Category Incest
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It started simply enough. I had convinced my parents to let me have one last slumber party before my friends and I headed off to college. The guests were just a few close friends, Crystal, Jen, Emily, Katie, and then there was me, I'm Karrie. It started off great with reflecting of crazy things we did during high school and the occasional embarrassing moment. It wasn't long before our...
Added 30 Sep 2010 | Category Incest
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A gentle breeze blew across my forehead; a nice respite from the sweltering heat of Las Vegas. My brother, Matt, and I had talked for years about coming to Vegas one day. A dream vacation for each of us. For years we had been putting it off due to one reason or another. I wasn't prepared for this impulsive trip. As far as I knew we were going to a movie. Instead, Matt started driving, away...
Added 24 Jun 2011 | Category Incest
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It all started when he went off to college. Thats when I noticed it anyways. My brother's behavior changed so dramatically. He used to be rather shy. It started with a weekend visit. He had learned about, acquired, and utilized an operating system for his computer that I had never heard of. Linux. It was the first time I had ever heard that word. Consequently I had been given the old...
Added 28 Oct 2009 | Category Incest
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Boy, have I got a story to tell you. My name is Jessie. I am the oldest of three siblings. My parents only intended to have two children but they were given a surprise of twins during my mom's second pregnancy. To top it all off I'm only 14 months older. I guess they wanted to have their kids as fast as possible. Everyone assumed that my younger sister Jamie and my younger brother Jordan...
Added 06 Jan 2011 | Category Incest
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I woke to the warming rays of the sunlight which had made its way to my face. I felt someone next to me and the memories of my previous night had come rushing into my mind. I couldn't believe the secret my sister had held on to for so many years. She had confided in me and together we both lost our virginity. My eyes opened to the sight of Jamie smiling at me. "Good morning big sis." I...
Added 07 Jan 2011 | Category Incest
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The first time I ever saw Sherrie I was blown away. I tried to look up but I just couldn't stop gawking at her. Those things had to be the largest natural breasts I had ever seen. I had never seen a woman with so much jiggle up top. I didn't even know they made bras that big. I now know that a woman can buy an F cup. I didn't start dating Sherrie because of her naturally large mammaries....
Added 21 Jun 2011 | Category Incest
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The hotel room was dark. Abbie lay nude on the stiff sheets of the hard bed. She felt like a little girl again. She was giddy and so in love like a young teenager with her first crush. She was so exited for what was about to happen, knowing that her life would never be the same again. The bathroom light turned off as the door opened. The flash of light was temporarily blinding. Abbie watched...
Added 29 Oct 2009 | Category Incest
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Based off the end of the television series from the 1960's. "Danger, Will Robinson! Dan-guu-weeaaar," the robot's voice had died out execrably. If Penny Robinson had to listen to Robby the Robot's continuing malfunctioning programming any longer she would scream. Will had done his best to keep the damn pile of junk running after all these years. Long years lost in space with no...
Added 12 Mar 2011 | Category Incest
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Lilly had grown up in a conservative home. Her parents were loving and kind, but never had they talked to her about sex. She was familiar with church and the Bible. She was brought up with those good Christian morals. Despite her upbringing, Lilly had always felt a desire to have a boyfriend. Her parents didn't like her high school boyfriend, but merely tolerated him. Although she had...
Added 06 Apr 2010 | Category Incest
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