Forum posts made by jillicious

Would you like to go out on a date with good guy, who opens door for you and do other nice things to make you feel special.
Or you prefer bad guys with "i dont give a F**k" attitude and kind of a abusive behavior.

Also tell us your best experience on date, and AFTER IT... ;)

How about we read between the lines on this question. There is a "nice guy" thing that a lot of guys do. These guys tend to be quiet and not talk much to women but when they get the chance they are so freakishly nice that they become annoying. So they choose to think that women want the abusive jerk. These nice guys also have the trouble of being awkward and insecure. You can do the "nice guy" or "bad guy" argument and question all day long but the answers are only going to make you more frustrated.

So... I'll choose the nicer guy who has the confidence to take a joke and dish out a joke.

There are a few hermaphrodite stories on this site. In my opinion there are a few decent ones.

I know I have been away from Lush for some time. There are a lot of reasons for not being around which is beyond the scope of this post.

I was looking for a story that I believed had been posted without being linked back to the original when I stumbled across a forum with stories posted from Lush. I encourage any authors who have published anywhere on the Internet to look through this forum and contact these fuckers. I recognized a story that Reeb had written and I sent him a message. I also suspect that there are others. Let them know you won't allow them to steal your stories.

The forum is located here:
http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/forumdisplay.php/49-Stories-from-the-Net


Their admin contact is here:
http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/sendmessage.php

Flood these bastards with messages.

The Big List of Porn

http://www.tblop.com/


Unfortunately Lush stories has not made the Erotic Stories list.

Slaughter House Five - Kurt Vonnegut

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna give you up

...then again, maybe not...

That is probably a good idea.

Well... this is awkward.

I will never RAAAWWWWWRRR!

At what velocity is your penis moving when it enters the vagina?


Wouldn't that, of course, be dependent of the coefficient of friction which would be a function of temperature and viscosity of the vaginal fluids?

I usually like to throw in a couple of simple equations in my stories...just to set the mood...



That is a very interesting statement. You could say that if vaginal fluids were lacking the coefficient of friction would be static and upwards of 0.9. After all, you can still get into a dry pussy it just takes a lot of force, so it wouldn't exactly be 1. Now if vaginal fluids are present then you could easily say that the coefficient of friction would be approaching zero. Perhaps it would be good to take the limit of pussy with vaginal fluids as the penis approaches zero, of course zero being the distance between both genitals. dpenis/dpussy = (0.001)(vaginal fluids). If we include the specific heat of each genital and calculate the energy exchanged then we could come up with an answer in Joules or Watts.

The work done by sex could be easily shown by using the Work and Energy equation. Integral from point A to point B of other forces = (Change in kinetic energy) + (change in gravitational potential energy) + (change in spring energy) Spring energy must be included when making love on a bed or couch. Gravitational potential energy would be present or absent, depending on sexual position. Kinetic energy would of course be included because both lovers have mass and at least one of them would have a velocity. The integral from point A to point B of other forces would have to include the chemical energy expended by both parties, and that would make the solution much more difficult.

Lets not forget to use the impulse momentum equation each time the fella bottoms out. The collision between the two would be neither perfectly elastic or inelastic. That would make the solution even that much more difficult. Of course we could just assume perfect elasticity in the collision of the two bodies in motion to simplify our answers and the amount of calculations necessary. This would be sufficient for our purposes but I doubt the answer would hold up in the court of law.

With enough fortitude and a hell of a lot of calculations I do believe we could describe sex mathematically. Or we could just take nicola's word for it that all penises resemble an exponential function.

Does the woman need to have a real peg leg to accomplish pegging?



http://upload.lushstories.com/842-pegleg.jpg

I was thinking we could start sort of a "sub thread" for people who prefer the numerical descriptions...

You know...the usual questions could be discussed...stuff like...

Do you prefer base ten measurements to binary?
How many places to the right of the decimal do you normally round off to?
Is scientific notation ever appropriate in a sex story?
When describing the angle of an erection, do you prefer degrees or radians?

I have no doubt that you could suggest a few more...


At what velocity is your penis moving when it enters the vagina?
What is the acceleration of sperm as you achieve orgasm?


By the way, I prefer three and occasionally four significant figures.

Fantastic writing Alan! I think I might need a badge whore badge as well.

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3733 - which is prime

After I read this thread I can't stop thinking about silly putty.

I'm sure I could come up with more. But there is a start. bosses, steam cleaners, plants, and tractors. GROSS!

So, I guess this means you won't be reading my next story... The Boss At Stanley Steamers Takes Me Out Tractor Tipping Near The Evergreen Farm ...

Hmmm...I'm really disappointed here...


Only DirtiMartini could write such filth!

I was thinking this thread would be actual math vs actual poetry, Issac Newton vs. Robert Frost.
I was a bit disappointed to see it was just descriptions with numbers vs good descriptions. When it comes to writing I prefer written descriptions as opposed to plain number measurements.

I'm pretty positive that Leonhard Euler would destroy Walt Whitman in a no holds brawl.

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I find it interesting that many of you speak of Applebees as if it is some sort of glamorous restaurant. I don't think it has anything to do with the kids but perhaps how smug you may feel when you spend $20 for two of you to have dinner. Woop-dee frikin doo. It is hard to look down on the children at restaurants like that; when the waiters and waitresses act very similarly.

Yes I have. I kept my feelings to myself and nothing happened. My heart still beats faster when I see him, but I know nothing will ever happen.

say hypothetical that you had a friend that was calling a mod 'dumb, dumber and dumbest' and saying 'I'm with stupid' really won't help the situation if you wish to report them LOL

I would like to say that this is the ONLY reason I continued my ridiculous charade. Happy trolling!

btw, that is bs because i did not write that until you already had 7 pages of your "charade" posted



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is rather an ignorant move

ignorant

- lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant man.



I was quite aware that I was upsetting you. I'm sorry for that, in a small way. I'm just surprised that you bit the troll bait, hard.

say hypothetical that you had a friend that was calling a mod 'dumb, dumber and dumbest' and saying 'I'm with stupid' really won't help the situation if you wish to report them LOL

I would like to say that this is the ONLY reason I continued my ridiculous charade. Happy trolling!