Topic Kiss, Fuck or Pass
Posted 23 Apr 2012 15:53
oh dear... turns out, saying you wont have sex with a girl before you know her is having attitude..please excuse me for thinking it may be polite to say hello before hand :D sheesh...knickers in a twist much :D i'll go with fuck? though i presume its the wrong answer still :D
Topic Fuck or Pass???
Posted 23 Apr 2012 15:51
*puts on shoes and walks out of the awkwardness* :D
Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 23 Apr 2012 01:52
hug til i get to know her :)
Topic Female Profiles
Posted 23 Apr 2012 01:35
This may be silly...but does anyone else ever get the urge to message people or add them purely because you feel like they are shouting "do not add me" on there profile! I feel like its a challenge....though i rarely accept the challenge :D
Just curious :)
Topic What tv/movie character did you crush on as a kid?
Posted 23 Apr 2012 00:27
I had a crush on the wicked witch from the wizard of oz...no idea why...then I saw wicked and it turned out that shes lovely...i've never felt as smug as I did that day :D
Topic suggest me a way where I can earn 1000 dollars in 7 days !!!
Posted 23 Apr 2012 00:24
I get the first part & the last part, Schnel... it's that finger biting scenario which I must admit is the weirdest damned thing I've read on Lush in about...oh, (since I don't verify stories anymore) about a week.
Can you elaborate about that, or do we really want to read a more detailed explanation? 
I thought I was just losing my mind reading that sentence about the blood and I got angry....oh so angry :D even Vampires make more money than me??? what the hell?! Though i quickly realised I was lost in a very abstract sentence...and i'm still not sure if it involved vampires or not! :D
Topic A Cock Hygiene Question
Posted 22 Apr 2012 09:25
Piss in the shower. Saves water, time, and cleaning the bathroom floor from the wet footprints. Then wash my cock afterwards in the shower. So convenient - why do anything different?
Usually do dab my cock with a tissue after peeing, for the reason you say. Clean pants. It's considered unmanly, but I'll arm wrestle anyone who says that to my face. Drinking neat whisky and smoking a cigar at the same time.
agreed :)
Topic WTF happened to men being men?
Posted 22 Apr 2012 09:22
Whats with all the assumptions? not all men like their ass being played with...and not all marines asses are free from invasion :D
Topic Wife is passed out
Posted 22 Apr 2012 09:17
I may be clueless but what on earth does the fact that this site has an incest section have to do with this?? It is a section, an easily avoidable section....its like having an argument on a sports website and we disagree over who is better, man united or man city...and you reply by saying that it is a silly answer cause its on a site that has rugby information...sorry what??
I get what you mean, your wife has said its fine for you to fuck her when she's passed out...you are wondering if you should?...to me I dont see the difference between this and masterbation...though when you masterbate it is just you and a fantasy whereas in your case your wife is passed out beneath you...that would weird me out personally, i'd feel like she was drugged or something..i'm not down for it...but how about you keep your patronising "wows" to yourself when you ask for advice and get advice contrary to what you wanted to hear.
if you want to have sex with your passed out wife, knock yourself out...you never know, it may even be more romantic if you're both knocked out...
and also, when if comes to whether an action is legal or not i'm afraid "as far as you're concerned" doesn't come in to it. Its illegal or not.
Topic Fuck or Pass???
Posted 22 Apr 2012 06:29
im going to go with...fuck :)