I spend my days looking into the eyes of young women. Sitting next to them, within touching distance, I watch them moving their legs slowly, their fingers wrapped around a shaft, their breasts heaving as they breath heavily and nervously obey my every command. Yes, I am a driving instructor!
Interests White-water rafting, mountaineering, pot-holing, scuba-diving, water-skiing, power boat racing, formula one car racing, buffalo wrestling, crocodile hunting, sky-diving, bungee-jumping, playing Russian roulette, duelling with pistols or swords, Japanese sumo wrestling, tight rope walking, abseiling down the sides of the world's tallest buildings, making love to the world's most beautiful women, debating with the finest brains in all the top universities, disproving the most complicated mathematical formulae and, of course... TELLING STORIES!!!
Favorite Books Historical novels and eye witness accounts of historical events. Factual and fictional. Anything with a gripping story or anthropological interest and, more often than not, a complete load of bollocks. (Is that right, one 'b' or two?)
Favorite Authors William Shakespeare, Geoffrey Chaucer, William Blake, Tennessee Williams, Charles Dickens, Leo Tolstoy, J.K.Rowling (I could give her one!) Gilbert Pattern(Who) The Bronte Brothers (Yes, they were really men, transvestites, I believe) Ernest Hemingway, Georges Simenon, Ian Fleming, Enid Blyton (you know what they say about bears with big ears?) Harold Robbins, Agatha Christie (have you heard the one about Miss Marple and Hercule Poirot behind the wood shed?) and of course, and most of all...ME!!!
Favorite Movies Too numerous to mention. (In other words, I don't know!)
Favorite Music Anything really, but being deaf in one ear and hard of hearing in the other, it's much the same to me. What, I didn't hear that. I haven't got a Website either, I hate spiders!
REVERSING PRACTICE I am a professional driving instructor and in the course of my work, meet many young and attractive women. The Driving Standards Agency, which governs my profession, lay down very strict rules regarding inappropriate behaviour and I hav...
