jollylolly's Blog Entries

07 Apr 2014 07:39

Sorry I'm such an adorable bitch.

11 Feb 2014 04:53

Valentine's Day gift idea: a boquet of breakfast burritos

05 Feb 2014 05:44

Wednesday is cancelled. Everyone can go back to bed

24 Nov 2013 05:35

I have a feeling something is missing this Sunday morning. I have a craving or a yearning or a hunger for something, maybe it's tater tots.

22 Nov 2013 07:24

Of course there are no stupid questions. Why would you even ask me that? Moron.

10 Nov 2013 09:17

Orgiastic dissipation

06 Nov 2013 04:44

Who delivers decent mac and cheese before 7am in Texas? PM me with the info, thanks.

04 Nov 2013 06:12

Desperate to know men's opinions on boobs, I joined lush. Boobs. That's why we're all here, isn't it?

03 Nov 2013 01:08

Fall back! Unless you're drunk. Stumble around and fall forward flat on your face or something.

31 Oct 2013 03:24

My bastarding bed doesn't want to sleep with me.

18 Aug 2013 21:22

I'm sleepy and I want to be spooned by the night breeze, its fingers in my hair.

15 Dec 2012 13:53

excessively avoiding moderation

08 Dec 2012 11:54

funny how hearts are just the right size to fit in a person's hand. so squeezable.

02 Dec 2012 14:09

YOU GUYS ARE SO GREAT I CAN'T HANDLE IT OK sorry for yelling.

01 Dec 2012 06:48

I wish cum tasted like the cream cheese frosting that's on my breakfast cupcake. What?