This is my 9th Midwest winter... but also my last. Moving to Texas this summer.

Winter sucks, even if you ski.

Just the title of this thread brought back horrible memories of childhood in the North of England.

I'm over the nausea now and once again thinking of beautiful York, and green fields, and the best of my childhood...

They were thinking?

DB awesome pic. Brings back many memories of when I used to live there.

I'm cool with the T-shirt also, but prefer nothing at all.

Chef, my job is making those services as good as possible, and every time I see that it cracks me up.

And support today is...

http://www.youtube.com/v/BcQ7RkyBoBc&hl=en&fs=1

I should hope not!

I agree, the tongue - very creepy.

Craziest I ever saw was Puff, The Magic Dragon.


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/559-Puff.jpg

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/181-Susan-Ass1.JPG

The Hairdresser (Lynette) I’ve always hated going to the barbers. Maybe it dates back to some traumatic event in my childhood, like being dragged there screaming by my father, but truthfully, I just don’t know. I just know that all through my school years I hated going to the barber. I guess by the time I was in college I was old enough to get over that minor phobia, but I got through...

Added 18 Jan 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 5,288 | 11 Comments

The day I slept late that July was unforgettable. I had just graduated high school and was gently preparing to go off to college, but mainly that summer I was relaxing – sleeping late and not having many plans. My sister was travelling somewhere in Europe and my parents were both working long days, probably thinking about my college expenses. We also had a house guest for a few weeks...

Added 04 Jan 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 4,470 | 7 Comments

I couldn’t believe that my mother had “volunteered” me to help one of her church friends. I didn’t know the woman well and was just back from a long road trip to a rock concert two states away. I was tired and only wanted to sleep but my mother figured it would be good for me to help her friend move into her new apartment. She had even made travel arrangements that I knew nothing about until...

Added 28 Dec 2012 | Category Mature | Votes 56 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 15,256 | 6 Comments

Best Friend’s Mom (Valerie) I was transfixed, literally. It was impossible for me to move as I looked out of my bedroom window that summer afternoon, down into my neighbor’s yard and saw Bobby and Valerie DeJong fucking. Their son, Chet, had been my best friend through high school and I knew the family well, but this was the first time in my 18 years of existence on the planet that...

Added 29 Oct 2011 | Category MILF | Votes 151 | Avg Score 4.68 | Views 51,790 | 17 Comments

I’d known Kristen for almost two years. Our nine year-old sons played soccer on the same team, so we spent many Saturday mornings alongside the field watching them run around after a white ball. We weren’t exactly “good friends”, but we talked every time we met, passed the time of day and consoled each other in our single parent status. My wife had left me for her rich boss and how...

Added 12 Mar 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 42 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 43,721 | 14 Comments

Mom’s Best Friend “You are joking. Please tell me you’re joking?” I doubted my mother understood the desperation in my voice, but I was disgusted and disappointed. How could she do this? “I’m not joking Chris.” My Mom was still calm, oblivious to reality as usual. “I told Megan to call you. She’ll be in town next week and I thought it would be wonderful if you could take her to...

Added 08 May 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 35 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 21,398 | 7 Comments

Correct Exposure (Teacher Petting) I was always amazed at how someone from my past unfailingly seemed to turn up on opening nights of exhibitions. It didn’t seem to matter which city I was in, some old school friend, long lost family member or an acquaintance from the photography fraternity seemed to find the ads for my openings in the small print and turn up to say hi. And, to be...

Added 23 Sep 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 3,006 | 2 Comments

Customer Service Not many people would view being a parking attendant as a glamorous job. Certainly Nate didn’t expect it to be the kind of job where he’d get much pussy. He expected, and got, long, lonely hours, a stupid shirt with a logo on it, a tiny booth, and no heater. So far the September nights had been kind to him, but God only knew what it would be like when the really bad...

Added 15 Oct 2011 | Category MILF | Votes 58 | Avg Score 4.65 | Views 19,993 | 4 Comments

Brad Halstead had never heard of the band Fountains of Wayne, but when he heard their song “Stacey’s Mom” playing in his teenage daughter’s bedroom memories of a wonderful time in his life flooded back. About fifteen years ago Stacey Keen was his best friend. There weren’t many kids their age that lived close by, so they gravitated together much of the time. She was something of...

Added 22 May 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 49 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 10,639 | 8 Comments

The world was a shitty place. Not only was my sister on my case in the worst way, but I had a headache like someone had been testing nuclear weapons in my head, courtesy of a monumental hangover. The way Alice was going on at me it was hard to figure out which was worse.  “You insulted my friend,” my sister Alice was saying for the hundredth time, loud and angry. “You were pissed and...

Added 06 Dec 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 3,739 | 5 Comments