I blame you for me just spilling my soda all over my bed :(

Hey there everyone. Now, I know we all are deeply in love with football (only second to lush ;) ) so I figured I'd open up discussion on the current status of Free Agency. So far, Reggie Bush to the Lions, Wes Welker to the Broncos, Alex Smith to the Chiefs, and um *gulp* Percy fucking Harvin to the Seahawks. There's been a couple other moves too obviously. I'd like to hear what you think of all this, and if you are a nerdy fantasy football player like myself, let me know what you think the impact will be.

I'll start off with this. WIth Adrian Peterson being literally the only weapon on the Vikings, I think there is no other option but to take him first. 30 carries a game plus? I believe so. ;)

I'm a cryer. Is that one of the options? lol

What a bitch!

I look up and see... you kneeling over my face! Oh boy!

I leaned up and...

I am about to... do some hardcore parkor in Radio Shack.

I think I broke it when I.....

...Turn the fucking light on please.

I spilled my drink on......

Donuts are also good for police, because that's what they eat, duh!

I accidentally took a picture of my....

Avengers! RAWR!!!!!!!!

With a Child's Heart - Michael Jackson (when he was a kid with the Jackson 5)

Leslie at her tanned, brunette neighbor through her sliding glass bedroom window, puzzled as to how she didn't notice she was being watched. She sat up in her bed and leaned against the headboard, not bothering to cover up. "You like what you seen?" She grinned, licking her lips. "I'll tell you what. If you can climb through that window, I can show you how to have some fun." The...

Added 30 Jul 2011 | Category Toys | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 8,636 | 1 Comment

"My wife was telling me about couples she would do the group thing with," Ron told me after telling a long story about his friend and his wife having an orgy at their house. "You and your girlfriend Ashley were one of them." I grinned to myself as Ron said this. I knew him and his wife for about twelve years, and always found his wife Kelsey sexy. Ron was an average built guy, a little...

Added 03 Jul 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.64 | Views 10,287 | 3 Comments

Leslie just got out of the shower. Her legs were freshly shaved, her hair clean, her body dripping wet and fresh. Her wet red hair flowed down her back so perfectly, dripping tiny droplets of water down her back. Her smooth vanilla skin was bright and shiny from her recent soaping down. Her nipples perky and hard from the brush of cold you get after leaving a hot shower, her breasts covered...

Added 01 Jul 2011 | Category Toys | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 16,614 | 4 Comments

We laid on Nicole's couch all the time. Well, she would lay down and prop her feet or head on my lap. Tonight it was her feet. We would just watch movies and talk, sitting in her single wide, out of shape, white trash trailer. Her couch was comfortable though, and we had nothing better to do, so we'd just hang out on it, going through endless movies, stories, and conversations. Those were...

Added 20 Jun 2011 | Category Love Stories | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 2,476 | 6 Comments

I still think of you As beautiful as you were When I first met you And didn't know of your flaws I still think of you When we went to the movies And threw popcorn all over What a great time we had I still think of you Calling me to talk And telling me I'm great And me telling you the same I still think of you And how I showed up to your house To spend the weekend with you alone But you...

Added 13 Jun 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 755 | 2 Comments

The website used in this story is completely fictitious. I get so tired of being home alone at night. It sucks. Having to get yourself off when your girlfriend isn't around gets progressively harder as you run out of porn. Sure, the Internet if filled with hot videos for our enjoyment, but I want to have a real person interact with me. So, in the magic of a search engine, I found Chat Swap....

Added 08 Jun 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.63 | Views 7,830 | 2 Comments

So, where do I start? I guess about the time my girlfriend asked me to drop off some of her old clothes to her best friend’s house on the way to work is as good as any. Her name is Lisa. Oh ya, and I'm Jake. But anyway, my girlfriend had grown out of some of her clothes and decided to have me give them to Lisa on my way to work. No problem, right? Well, Lisa is about 5'9", very slim, blond,...

Added 29 May 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.08 | Views 12,678 | 6 Comments