Forum posts made by keepiteasy

Topic I am naked because .....
Posted 23 Apr 2014 19:45

as with all other people who are naked, I am naked because I am not wearing clothes..........blah5

Topic Your favorite category to read/write a story on LUSH?
Posted 20 Apr 2014 16:09

Incest... oh wait.

I thought that, but was not as brave as you were....lol

Topic Happy Easter!!!! ( lets all get along) :)
Posted 20 Apr 2014 15:31

I hope everyone is having a great weekend.

I have read more mud slinging, and general unhappiness here this weekend, than I have in my two years being here.

This is a great site, and since the several thousand members do not own this site, lets enjoy it, for what the owner wishes it to be.

If we do not like it, we can leave.


I have not had any interaction with the owner of the site, but I ask that we all show her respect...Its her site, and we the visitors, if she asks our opinions on a matter, finethen, voice them, but if not, bite our tongues and carry on....

I have had many fun times on here, made many great friends, read many good stories, and hope to continue having fun here.........

..So, lets be one big happy family and all get along, ok?




Cheers to a great week ahead......

Topic What was your first vehicle you owned?
Posted 20 Apr 2014 14:02

it was an old AMC two door. Not even sure on the year. Bought it from a buddy for $400. It was the biggest piece of crap you ever saw lol .

My first real car after that was a '91 Chev lumina.

the best car I had, ( for 5 months) was a '95 Intrpeid. Then my bro smashed it and thats the end of that story lol

Topic Couples massage??
Posted 20 Apr 2014 11:04

I love massages. Wife does not. It kind of rules this experience out for us, ... except as my fantasy where it leads to a threesome.


same with me, are our wives sisters? lol

Topic Fake Profiles
Posted 13 Apr 2014 19:12

the funny thing is, the "friend" who said the other friend is fake, is the one who started cursing and swearing at me, when I asked for some "proof" .

I think maybe someone is jealous lol

Topic Fake Profiles
Posted 13 Apr 2014 16:08

how do you spot them?

I had a friend who said another one of my friends was a fake.

The supposed fake, even gave me her number and we chatted a few times.

so, who is real, who is not? lol

we may all be fakes, right? d'oh!

Topic Accents?
Posted 11 Apr 2014 17:00

I could listen to JAYNE33 all day - what a delightful accent. When she tells her stories she really turns me on.

I have learned never to ask a Canadian if they are an American. Now I listen for the 'oo'. Whan they say 'abooot' that gives them away every time.

you mocking us Canadians? hehhehe :)

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 08 Apr 2014 20:12

just got to know Sugar, but is a great gal, had many a fun light hearted chat. normal, down to earth girl. look forward to many more great times on here with her

Topic What colour are your eyes?
Posted 06 Apr 2014 05:17

brown eyes. dark as chocolate

Topic I really need...
Posted 05 Apr 2014 08:45

need to go into the warm weather, go for a walk, and find sweet as sugar, and see what this pound town is all about

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 04 Apr 2014 18:57

just because I owed ya $63 , ya shut my card off? without even calling? damn, I forgot to put money on it, I have cards with way more credit than this one..........I might just cancel it .........take that

Topic Silly pet peeves
Posted 01 Apr 2014 20:13

omg, I drive semi, and my biggest pet peeve, is these grannies ( or anyone) driving below the posted speed limit in the middle lane..............

people who pull out in front of me, drive slowly, then HAVE to turn left, and wait for traffic. Ya wanna die today? lol

people who take 700 items through the 1-8 item checkout counter. While I stand behind them with four items.

the stores who run sales, but never have the item

Topic Lush Friends and Chatting Question
Posted 29 Mar 2014 05:29



OI! You take that back! I refuse to grow up! clown

In reflection of this question, I just recently touched base with someone that's been on my friends list for years. We've never really spoken before. But he made a comment in his blog the other day that made me think of something and I had to poke fun of.

Cleaning out your friends list is all well and good. I just don't have the heart to slash mercilessly at it so I tend to carry a larger load of friends than some. Unless you're aggressively hounding me to cyber or send pics or being a general nuisance, I just don't see any other reason to take you off there.

I now have someone new to speak hockeyisms with because I didn't clean out my friends list.

not gonna take it back, nope.

evil4

Hockeyisms???????????? is that an approved word? in Lush? lol

Topic Lush Friends and Chatting Question
Posted 29 Mar 2014 05:25

thanks for all the good replies. Makes me understand a little better I guess. altho I still think they shud just delete me, then I would know where they are at lol

Maybe I get a lil too atttached? heaven forbid lol

Topic Lush Friends and Chatting Question
Posted 27 Mar 2014 17:49

I think we all have accepted a friends request and for whatever the reason it never goes any further than that.

I am not a friends collector and if neither of us care enough to contact the other I figure I am not the right person for that guy/gal.

Cleaning friends out of the house once in a while is not a bad thing.

However I have made some wonderful friends that I talk to everyday.

Same story here..........

Topic Lush Friends and Chatting Question
Posted 27 Mar 2014 14:03

There are times when I log in I'm bombarded with at least ten black boxes.
If I'm on my phone it is next to impossible to answer all of them. (I'm all thumbs and can't spell for shit on touch screen phones)
Sometimes I just don't have the time to answer back because I'm quickly checking in.
Other times I have to shut it down fast so I don't get caught. (This happens more than you think)
But my favourite reason why I don't answer? I have nothing to say. I literally spend all day being pleasant and making conversation with random strangers that all I want to do is relax and not talk/type anything to anyone. I just don't have it in me to bring up this facade of small talk. Nor do I want to cyber.
I do forget to answer PMs at times and it's a failing I should probably work on. But constantly being pressured to chit chat from people demanding your time, on a website designed to be fun and relaxing, makes me want to avoid it completely. I'm an anti-social freak. This is why I'm set to invisible. If I don't it's twenty times worse.
I still value and cherish the friendships I have but most of my friends know what I'm like, and if they don't then maybe they don't care or they're anti-social like I am.

I wouldn't take it personally. But if you do, then remove them from your friends list.

you sound like you would let people know if you do not want to chat, and that is what is lacking in the people I am commenting on.........

you, act like an adult, ............:) many on here do not lol

Topic Lush Friends and Chatting Question
Posted 26 Mar 2014 17:26

I have been here for over two years. I have made many good friends, some I chat with here, and a select few I talk to on occasion else where............

My question is, why do some people talk real nice and decent the first few times, then all of a sudden, they just exsist, but do not reply to pleasantries of any sort....

Iknow some people do not like to be poked, so I am considerate of that, others have stated certain things on their profiles, and I respect those wishes.

I am an adult, so I can take honesty, maybe you want to have naughty chats, and are too shy to ask? Maybe you are here for serious chats, I am fine with that............

But to not answer when being asked if you would rather be left alone...........or not answering if askes if your busy.................and not deleting me even..................

whats up with that?

Do they add for numbers?

Just somethings I have noticed in my two years, and thought you wiser ones may have some ideas and inputs............

Topic Upskirt Photos & Videos Discussion
Posted 21 Mar 2014 19:53

you got to be kidding me, but then again, not really, as I remember your other threads that you stareted........

Topic Have you ever used anything else other than sex toys?
Posted 17 Mar 2014 17:49

make sure that iron was not on :)

Topic Just joined
Posted 16 Mar 2014 19:13

welcome...........:)

Topic Prayers for the missing.
Posted 11 Mar 2014 14:15

Praying for all families involved...........

Could the plane have lost cabin pressure and sliced through the water in tact? The only way to not have a debris field . Or it crashed in a remot area, and not found yet

Topic Prayers for the missing.
Posted 10 Mar 2014 20:09

still no news....:( so sad

Topic Adult breastfeeding fetish
Posted 02 Mar 2014 13:51

go for it, if ya like warm milk, which I do NOT

Topic Pepsi or Coke
Posted 01 Mar 2014 17:53

whatever is available.

I did like the Vanilla Coke, but I do not think we have it anymore. I like cherry coke, and pepsi lime as well.

Topic what is your profession?
Posted 01 Mar 2014 17:37

I buy stuff :)

I sell stuff that Trinket buys...;) JK

I drive truck, spray farmers fields, dispatch, oh crap, I just do it all..............lol

Topic Site or My Account
Posted 27 Feb 2014 15:56

move your mouse over the question mark, and other symbols.........it shows ur links

Topic Do people really fall in love on lush?
Posted 26 Feb 2014 13:53

I never would have thought so when I joined here. At all. But I can definitely see how it could now.

how can you see it happening? or what do you mean? ;)

Topic What gets you noticed?
Posted 24 Feb 2014 14:42

First of all I am a very modest individual. However I suspect its my super fit lean, muscular and very sexy young body in particular my eyes and large bulge in my trousers. Then there is my charm, my sense of humour, my intelligence, the way I dress .. always the latest expensive fashion items. The list just goes on really :).













Bullshit probably helps too!

its not your odour????? when ya lift ur tail? or is it your markings on ur back that cause people to stay shy of you ? that gets you noticed?

Topic How Do You Size Condoms ???
Posted 23 Feb 2014 12:21



no I didn't know this.. being blonde I have tendency to believe u.. but something tells me I shouldn't Embarassed
how do they size them??? do they measure like the ladies do for a bra?


heheh I am sorry, I should not kid with ya, I just always see questions, and I type what pops into my head first. Lol

I have never bought a condom, so how would I know anything about sizing lol

( I have wondered the same thing, just never thought to ask)

Embarassed Embarassed

good question