About keoloke
Biography

I landed on planet Lush (just as many others) as a result of cyberspace navigation. I have now permanently parked my spaceship here because I enjoyed the eye pleasing and professional site layout. Oh yes, almost forgot, also because of the good quality of many stories which of course it goes hand in hand with the site quality.

So why am I here? Well besides the great wine, the variety of beers offered, the free kangaroo petting and the great laughs I’m here because.. hey, it’s a sex site (in short) this is why I’m here. Hum, but it’s more than just a sex site… and this is why I’m still here, for that bit (lots) more!

I’m an erotic human purveyor of humor.

The Good: I love (always did) to read a good erotic story or poem, and if it has elements of seduction and or bits of reluctance the better for me.

The Bad: I also enjoy writing erotic stories. What’s so bad about? My writing.

The Ugly: A story of mine was rejected.

So far every story that I have written has little elements of exploited truth. I also find challenging writing stories that have vast latitude of subjects or situations. This so to find the right emotions involved in such a get together. Most of the stories are a work in.. transformation, as I occasionally go back and change it or enrich them as my moods and inspiration change. Enough of this since you cannot find them on here. Hey not my fault, as soon as I find a way to sneak them in, I will.. or.

I enjoy globetrotting and I have visited several European countries, a few Caribbean islands, a bit of South America and some islands of the Hawaii. Never been to Terra Australis yet, so Lush is the closest to it so far. Huu?

Name:
K
Date Joined:
12 Aug 2010
Last Visit:
18 Jun 2013 (10 hours ago)
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation
Straight
Location:
New York, United States
Interests:
I enjoy globetrotting and I have visited several European countries, a few Caribbean islands, a bit of South America and some islands of the Hawaii. Never been to Terra Australis yet, so Lush is the closest to it so far. Huu?
I enjoy a variety of activities, from photography to gardening to electronics stuff and many.. OK many many others. Number one problem to keep up with this vast variety is of course time. Nicola (the unmentionable from Down Under) has madoe this worse, I will not forgive her.

I’m a humorous flirter by nature as I discover the good in most peoples.
Favorite Books:
Biographies, Books about natural whole body healing.
Favorite Authors:
Marsh Sinetar, Barbara Sher. Others, but I like these writers because of the content of particular books that they have written, not necessarily because of their style.

I have attended a book reading with Stephen King and John Irving and JK Rowling. They are not necessarily my favorite writers. I have never read an Harry Potter book. It was enlightening (to me) to listen their explanation on how they get inspiration, start and how they finish writing a book. I have enjoyed that very much as it was different for all of them.
Favorite Movies:
The Shawshank Redemption. Plane Train and Automobiles. Timer. Original Sin. Amelie. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. A Simple Twist of Fate.. some Bond, Bourne.
Favorite Music:
I appreciate mostly singer-songwriters. I do like other artist and enjoy a wide latitude of styles, but the music that I listen at any single moment is fueled by my current emotions and also by actually the time of the day. I'm not going to "rock" at 8:00 PM, of course it also depends on the occasion.

Eagles, Mraz, Taylor
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Topic: Comments on stories
Posted: 18 Jun 2013 20:50

I am trying not to come across as judgemental bitch, but doesn't choosing and picking which comments you want to show to other people, is nothing but censorship.


I do agree with She.

Also, nothing is ever without any flaws at all. I have seen some great comments which (I believe) were left not because of the picture that the story had impressed in the mind but of the "great pictures". I have also read awful comments because the reader dislike of the nature of the story, that's stupid and unfair to the writer.

Hiding however comments because of just a few readers who cannot leave a proper one, it's like giving them the power to rule.

I'm not a writer, If I was I would love constructive criticism, if with that I would also get a not so good critique.. oh well! If it sounds stupid or offensive I can always report it. The reader who left it probably is a "serial" one.

At times we get too much into trying to update or perfect something that it becomes unfriendly or complicated.

Anyway, isn't the system already picking up on some comments and the offending readers warned?

Topic: A civilized pussy eating with a fork.
Posted: 18 Jun 2013 20:08


A well mannered cat

Topic: It’s OK in Texas to shoot a woman for refusing to have sex! You're within the law.
Posted: 11 Jun 2013 19:44

A law in Texas allows people to use "deadly force to recover property during a nighttime theft." But that law is presumably in place to protect people during potentially violent break-ins and muggings. Gilbert met his victim on Craigslist, handed her the money voluntarily, and then shot her when things didn't go as planned.

He was acquitted!

Read it here and you can also sign a petiton. 25000 people signed, 25000 more needed.


Topic: In what spaceship would you travel the universe?
Posted: 03 Jun 2013 18:28

Keo spaceship

In a way all of us can leave as early as next year, well at least our own thoughts.

Keo is a spacecraft that will carry messages from anyone who wishes to leave one. Messages will not be edited. Keo will return to Earth (if we haven't destroyed it) in 50.000 years. It will make an artificial Aurora Borealis that will light up the sky, announcing its arrival back home.

One of the message..."I'm bla bla bla. I'm one of the earlier member of LS".. you know for the future Lushies


Keo website and to leave a message

ps If we have moved to Mars I believe the messages will be forwarded there.



Topic: What is your guilty pleasure?
Posted: 03 Jun 2013 07:29

- High cocoa dark chocolate.
- Espresso. Iced coffee, it feels even more as a guilty pleasure since I have cut it down considerably.

Topic: How would you rate the avatar above, bland.. good.. funny... or perfect?
Posted: 28 May 2013 18:29

Enticing and real.

Topic: Disliking a category is not grounds to vote down stories
Posted: 28 May 2013 08:16

I wrote about this stupidity in another thread I believe last year. This is seriously unfair to the author.

On another note, it is also not appropriate to give a great score to a story based on profile pics.

Topic: 5000th member wins a Rolex
Posted: 28 May 2013 05:54

You win 500 lentils for digging up the oldest thread...

The stuffed lentils? May we pick the filling?

Do I get anything for 405 posts? C'mon something... About a little sand from Bondi Beach.

Topic: Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2013)
Posted: 28 May 2013 04:19

My money is on Alan for the guys! That man sure has learnt the networking ropes over the last few years...

I'll take the stats directly from Google Analytics on our web server, I don't think we'll mess around with a leaderboard this time around, unless Gav says it's easy to do.

I have a question related to the competition.

Since it gets recorded in a log the unique member views counter, would you be able to tell the position also?

For example: if Nicola in the month of June has been the 5th member to view my profile, would you (Google Analytics) able to tell me that?

Thanks for your time.

Topic: Habits? Etcetera? What Is The One Thing a Partner Can Do.....
Posted: 27 May 2013 18:15

Your two friends should consider themselves so lucky of what happened, just in case the relationship was going to move up.

If a fart and two people in the bathroom is too much certainly the relationship could not be even started.

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cocokisses
Posted: 06 Jun 2013 16:15


So when's the story coming out?
buttercup2u
Posted: 24 May 2013 09:54
so, whats going on?
buttercup2u
Posted: 21 May 2013 22:36
umph!

Just dropping in to say thanks for the add!
I look forward to getting to know you!
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