About keoloke
Biography

I landed on planet Lush (just as many others) as a result of cyberspace navigation. I have now permanently parked my spaceship here because I enjoyed the eye pleasing and professional site layout. Oh yes, almost forgot, also because of the good quality of many stories which of course it goes hand in hand with the site quality.

So why am I here? Well besides the good wine, the excellent beers offered, the kangaroo petting and the great laughs I’m here because.. hey, it’s a sex site (in short) this is why I’m here. Hum, but it’s more than just a sex site… and this is why I’m still here, for that bit (lots) more!

I’m an erotic human purveyor of humor.

The Good: I love (always did) to read a good erotic story or poem, and if it has elements of seduction and or bits of reluctance the better to me.
The Bad: I also enjoy writing erotic stories. What’s so bad about? My writing.
The Ugly: A story of mine was rejected.
So far every story that I have written has little elements of exploit truth, hey that’s what we call a fantasy, right? I also find challenging writing stories that have vast latitude of subjects or situations. This so to find the right emotions involved in such a get together. Most of the stories are a work in.. transformation, as I occasionally go back and change it or enriched them as my moods and inspiration change. Enough of this since you cannot find them on here. Hey not my fault, as soon as I find a way to sneak them in, I will.. or.
I enjoy globetrotting and I have visited several European countries, a few Caribbean islands, a bit of South America and some islands of the Hawaii. Never been to Terra Australis yet, so Lush is the closest to it so far. Huu?

Name:
K
Date Joined:
12 Aug 2010
Last Visit:
24 May 2013 (6 hours ago)
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation
Straight
Location:
New York, United States
Interests:
I enjoy globetrotting and I have visited several European countries, a few Caribbean islands, a bit of South America and some islands of the Hawaii. Never been to Terra Australis yet, so Lush is the closest to it so far. Huu?
I enjoy a variety of activities, from photography to gardening to electronics stuff and many.. OK many many others. Number one problem to keep up with this vast variety is of course time. Nicola (the unmentionable from Down Under) has made this worse, I will not forgive her.

I’m a humorous flirter by nature as I discover the good in most peoples.
Favorite Books:
Biographies, Books about natural whole body healing.
Favorite Authors:
Marsh Sinetar, Barbara Sher. Others, but I like these writers because of the content of particular books that they have written, not necessarily because of their style.

I have attended a book reading with Stephen King and John Irving and JK Rowling. They are not necessarily my favorite writers. I have never read an Harry Potter book. It was enlightening (to me) to listen their explanation on how they get inspiration, start and how they finish writing a book. I have enjoyed that very much as it was different for all of them.
Favorite Movies:
The Shawshank Redemption. Plane Train and Automobiles. Timer. Original Sin. Amelie. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. A Simple Twist of Fate.. some Bond, Bourne.
Favorite Music:
I appreciate mostly singer-songwriters. I do like other artist and enjoy a wide latitude of styles, but the music that I listen at any single moment is fueled by my current emotions and also by actually the time of the day. I'm not going to "rock" at 8:00 PM, of course it also depends on the occasion.

Eagles, Mraz, Taylor
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Topic: More PC stupidity run amok.
Posted: 24 May 2013 17:21

I do understand that many words are and can be offensive to many, that's why they were born for but...

1) This is how comedy works. It has to be real and be part of us so to have a laugh. Once we do and find the way to joke around it, the offensive power will diminish.

2) I know a person that no one can make fun of. Actually when we spend an evening together many do (for a laugh) but he would laugh with you and actually accentuate the fun fact. It took me awhile to understand this. Result is that everyone wants to share a social evening with him.

Fear is contagious and it will build a wall. We do not have to stand by the wall and reinforce it. We can crumbly it down with humor.

Topic: Win a Camera in our "Sexy Cam Fun" Story Competition
Posted: 20 May 2013 21:27



How so? Discriminating against people who don't know what a camera is? Big Hugs

Ha Ha Ha... yes the camera.

Well in a way yes. Many people do not, and never will any longer know how to load a film into a camera.. film? What film? You mean bytes?

OK here I go (may I be damned.. and out of all the peoples, I go and say this to you)

“I’m going to do my best to enter this competition". Well, I said it, ouch!

Besides the obvious and considering that is finally starting to get warm here, (this is not Terra Australis) so finally more outdoor time. Getting a story ready for the competition would be a great accomplishment.. for me.
Now if I can only get cocokisses distracted, so to sneak the story in…



p.s. When I do get the story in and when I WIN the competition, I’ll take the Down Under trip instead of the camera, please. I won’t bother you much. I can pet and sleep next to a little kangaroo, please take no offense that I will not pet or sleep next to your pussy….cat, as I’m highly allergic to her. Be well.

Topic: who is your favourite porn star?
Posted: 13 May 2013 18:11

I'm stuck with Kay Parker and it ended there.


They still making porn? Really? wow amazing.

Oh yeah a man and a woman walking in a street. Next scene fully naked banging on a bed.

Stick with the revolutionary method of reading a great sex story with lots of details. The picture (in your head) will be much better.

Topic: Our Android APP is now on AMAZON - please show some love!
Posted: 13 May 2013 17:54



I saw that tongue6

Up to number 17 though!


Yup contradictory review. It says that has "too many story" yet, the review continues as a "great sections categorized by type for everyone need".

Huu? That maybe because of the... many stories?



Topic: Happy Mother's Day
Posted: 12 May 2013 08:06

Wishing you a lovely Mother's Day.

No one would be here if it wasn't for you. (Yes, you can take more pain than us)

On a LS tone here's a bouquet of flowers. Kisses to all mother... and women alike.

http://upload.lushstories.com/2079409906-image.jpg

Topic: Win a Camera in our "Sexy Cam Fun" Story Competition
Posted: 07 May 2013 17:27

Not fair Mother Goose not fair, very discriminatory contest as usual. Why not a contest for the rejects?

Aaanyway I do not want that camera.

What about this one? If the camera is not available, I'll take the girl.. see.. I'm flexible. A trip to AU is also feasible.


http://upload.lushstories.com/889520012-girl-with-pentacon-six-wallpaper.jpg

Topic: How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG is your tits for women?
Posted: 07 May 2013 16:51

Haha how come NONE of the guys on here have small cocks!? Seems a little coincidental?! lol

I am not particularly big whilst flacid but am a 'grower' to just under the 7" mark. This is actually true and can be backed up by photographic proof, I wonder how many others who are in the 8-10" bracket can do the same? :p lol

Many can. It's easy, it's been done by the porn industry.

1) camera really close, the beast will look bigger.

2) If the camera shoots from below looking up, it will look bigger.

3) Anything shot at 45 degree angles will look bigger.

Never shoot from above or at a 90 degree or with a long lens it will flatten.. ouch!




Topic: How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG is your tits for women?
Posted: 07 May 2013 16:36

I'm stunned that this topic got soooo many replies.

1) shouldn't be how big is your cock and how large or deep is your .... not the tits. What, woman sex don't cunt.. ahem, count?

2) some answers might be in internet inches. One net inch = 1"3/8 inches or 3.5 cm (check any adult site, none has a 5" 1/2 dick)

3) smaller fit in hand tits are not good?


...Just a little humor, enjoy the rest of the inches or DoubleD




Topic: Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted: 03 May 2013 10:34

Yet another discussion that reinforce the already cemented the idea that there is NOT a gun problem in the USA..
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............just a happy trigger problem. oops sorry that would be related to the gun.
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........... A finger problem.. not trigger problem I caught it on time

Topic: Clone yourself then fuck yourself
Posted: 01 May 2013 18:12

No I would not.

Out of all the things that I would do with a clone, but I cannot even see that.

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Posted: 24 May 2013 09:54
so, whats going on?
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Posted: 21 May 2013 22:36
umph!

Just dropping in to say thanks for the add!
I look forward to getting to know you!
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