I landed on planet Lush (just as many others) as a result of cyberspace navigation. I have now permanently parked my spaceship here because I enjoyed the eye pleasing and professional site layout. Oh yes, almost forgot, also because of the good quality of many stories which of course it goes hand in hand with the site quality. So why am I here? Well besides the good wine, the excellent beers offered, the kangaroo petting and the great laughs I’m here because.. hey, it’s a sex site (in short) this is why I’m here. Hum, but it’s more than just a sex site… and this is why I’m still here, for that bit (lots) more!I’m an erotic human purveyor of humor. The Good: I love (always did) to read a good erotic story or poem, and if it has elements of seduction and or bits of reluctance the better to me. The Bad: I also enjoy writing erotic stories. What’s so bad about? My writing.The Ugly: A story of mine was rejected. So far every story that I have written has little elements of exploit truth, hey that’s what we call a fantasy, right? I also find challenging writing stories that have vast latitude of subjects or situations. This so to find the right emotions involved in such a get together. Most of the stories are a work in.. transformation, as I occasionally go back and change it or enriched them as my moods and inspiration change. Enough of this since you cannot find them on here. Hey not my fault, as soon as I find a way to sneak them in, I will.. or.I enjoy globetrotting and I have visited several European countries, a few Caribbean islands, a bit of South America and some islands of the Hawaii. Never been to Terra Australis yet, so Lush is the closest to it so far. Huu?
I do understand that many words are and can be offensive to many, that's why they were born for but...1) This is how comedy works. It has to be real and be part of us so to have a laugh. Once we do and find the way to joke around it, the offensive power will diminish.2) I know a person that no one can make fun of. Actually when we spend an evening together many do (for a laugh) but he would laugh with you and actually accentuate the fun fact. It took me awhile to understand this. Result is that everyone wants to share a social evening with him.Fear is contagious and it will build a wall. We do not have to stand by the wall and reinforce it. We can crumbly it down with humor.
How so? Discriminating against people who don't know what a camera is? Ha Ha Ha... yes the camera.Well in a way yes. Many people do not, and never will any longer know how to load a film into a camera.. film? What film? You mean bytes?OK here I go (may I be damned.. and out of all the peoples, I go and say this to you)“I’m going to do my best to enter this competition". Well, I said it, ouch!Besides the obvious and considering that is finally starting to get warm here, (this is not Terra Australis) so finally more outdoor time. Getting a story ready for the competition would be a great accomplishment.. for me. Now if I can only get cocokisses distracted, so to sneak the story in… p.s. When I do get the story in and when I WIN the competition, I’ll take the Down Under trip instead of the camera, please. I won’t bother you much. I can pet and sleep next to a little kangaroo, please take no offense that I will not pet or sleep next to your pussy….cat, as I’m highly allergic to her. Be well.
I'm stuck with Kay Parker and it ended there.They still making porn? Really? wow amazing. Oh yeah a man and a woman walking in a street. Next scene fully naked banging on a bed. Stick with the revolutionary method of reading a great sex story with lots of details. The picture (in your head) will be much better.
I saw that Up to number 17 though! Yup contradictory review. It says that has "too many story" yet, the review continues as a "great sections categorized by type for everyone need". Huu? That maybe because of the... many stories?
Wishing you a lovely Mother's Day. No one would be here if it wasn't for you. (Yes, you can take more pain than us)On a LS tone here's a bouquet of flowers. Kisses to all mother... and women alike. http://upload.lushstories.com/2079409906-image.jpg
Not fair Mother Goose not fair, very discriminatory contest as usual. Why not a contest for the rejects?Aaanyway I do not want that camera. What about this one? If the camera is not available, I'll take the girl.. see.. I'm flexible. A trip to AU is also feasible. http://upload.lushstories.com/889520012-girl-with-pentacon-six-wallpaper.jpg
Haha how come NONE of the guys on here have small cocks!? Seems a little coincidental?! lolI am not particularly big whilst flacid but am a 'grower' to just under the 7" mark. This is actually true and can be backed up by photographic proof, I wonder how many others who are in the 8-10" bracket can do the same? :p lol Many can. It's easy, it's been done by the porn industry. 1) camera really close, the beast will look bigger. 2) If the camera shoots from below looking up, it will look bigger. 3) Anything shot at 45 degree angles will look bigger. Never shoot from above or at a 90 degree or with a long lens it will flatten.. ouch!
I'm stunned that this topic got soooo many replies.1) shouldn't be how big is your cock and how large or deep is your .... not the tits. What, woman sex don't cunt.. ahem, count?2) some answers might be in internet inches. One net inch = 1"3/8 inches or 3.5 cm (check any adult site, none has a 5" 1/2 dick)3) smaller fit in hand tits are not good?...Just a little humor, enjoy the rest of the inches or DoubleD
Yet another discussion that reinforce the already cemented the idea that there is NOT a gun problem in the USA.. .............just a happy trigger problem. oops sorry that would be related to the gun............. A finger problem.. not trigger problem I caught it on time
No I would not. Out of all the things that I would do with a clone, but I cannot even see that.
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