Thanks for the advice and suggestion. Well after much deliberation have chosen two (one for stories with female pov and one for male pov). Look out for Layla Jazz and Buck Bailey!

Hmm. I've been told size doesn't matter, and of course it always sounds bigger in centimetres but I would describe it as 'fun size'.

Her hot body melted the ice cream as it slid between her heaving cleavage on its journey to her clit where my tongue waited in anticipation.

I'm assuming that spaces and punctuation count as characters? If not:

Her hot body melted the ice cream as it slid between her heaving breasts on its journey to her pussy where my tongue waited in anticipation.

Thanks Sprite. Actually had a few thoughts now, although some of them are female (I'm guessing it doesn't matter if its a pseudonym). So far I have Layla Jazz, Buck Bailey and Honey Creme!

Thanks for your advice. Yes I do think that I need to choose something that doesn't sound like a character from a Carry On film lol.

Good evening lushies. Need some help and thought I'd look for a woman's take on this. I've been asked to publish some erotic stories but need a suitably erotic pen name. I'm looking for something tasteful (not Dick Plunger!!!). Any suggestions?

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I had a think about this as I never used to refer to any woman, even my ex partner, as babe, baby, honey or any of the others. However I was actually asked by a lady I was seeing 'What would you like to call me?' I thought carefully (as i didn't want to blow it all - the sex was too good!) and decided on 'beautiful'. This seemed to go down well. But I call my current partner 'gorgeous', which she loves. She asked me why one day. I simply said "Because you are."

A woman was walking past a pet shop when something caught her eye. In a small cage a large green toad. The sign above it said $10,000. Intigued the woamn went in and spoke to the pet shop owner. "How can you charge $10,000 for a common toad?"

"Well," said the shopkeeper, "it's a very speciall toad. It can perform oral sex."

"Really?" exclaimed the woman.

"Oh yes." said the shopkeeper. "If you are interested you can have a free trial in the back room."

The woman goes into the back room and sits on a chair. The shopkeeper gets the toad and sits it on a stoll in front of her. After a minute the toad hasn't moved. "It might help if you opened your legs" the shopkeeper suggested.

The woman parted her legs and waited. Another minute passed and the toad hadn't moved. "It does take a while to arouse him. Perhaps you could take off you panties."

The woman took off her panties and spread her legs wide, displaying her pussy, but still the toad didn't move.

Eventually the shopkeeper picks up the toad and shouts "For the love of God! I've taught you how to perform oral sex and you still don't get it! Now watch carefully and I will show you once more, but this is definitely the last time!"

Wrote a wonderful poetic piece called 'Wanting'. Love it to bits :-)

To fully enjoy this episode it is recommended that you read Soft Target 4: Girl's night in first. As Chrissie had been relating the events of last night, Keith’s eyes had been fixed on Amelie, taking in every pore of her nakedness, and his mouth had been hanging open like a naughty schoolboy. Amelie stood up, walked over to the freezer and returned with the ice cream tub. Tearing the lid...

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As Keith rang the bell he felt a tinge of guilt. He often popped across to his neighbour Chrissie for a coffee and a chat on a Sunday morning but she had told him that she was having some friends over last night. So calling at 9 o’clock in the morning because he had run out of milk and couldn’t be bothered to go to the supermarket was probably not the best idea. A minute passed and he decided...

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The story I am about to tell is completely true. I have decided that I need to write it down as I will remember it as the event that changed my life forever. It is also the reason that I now have my tattoo of a tulip. I wear it as a badge of honour to commemorate a trip I will never forget. The story begins in Rome on New Year’s Eve two years ago. My wife and two friends were waiting...

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Chrissie sat outside the head teacher’s office, shifting nervously. Even though she was now a parent, with a son at the school, the old memories still made her shiver. She could still remember standing outside the headmaster’s office, all those years ago, biting her lip in anticipation of the yet another harsh telling off about the latest indiscretion. But now she was here discuss her...

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There is a woman, Somewhere, Who has a smile that speaks to me. It says “You make me so happy that I could burst.” Her smile infects mine and holds me captive, And I become a willing prisoner, Of her smile. There is a woman, Somewhere, Who has eyes that speak to me. They say “I love you more than words can say.” Her eyes penetrate my soul and hold me captive, ...

Added 20 Sep 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 674 | 2 Comments

Chrissie was sitting in the kitchen with her two friends, sipping her coffee and swapping ‘crap husband’ stories. “He’s always so bloody tired.” moaned Wendy, “He gets home, eats his dinner and then falls asleep in front of the television. And when we go to bed I don’t even get a cuddle, let alone a good, hard shag.” “Tell me about it!” chipped in Marie. “My hubbie hasn’t given me a...

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First Kiss We face each other, Hands holding hands, Eyes holding eyes. Communicating, Uncertainty and anticipation. Then the synchronicity as our Heads tilt, Eyes close, Lips touch lips. Softly at first, Then intense, As passion evolves, And overwhelms us. Mutual surrender as our Lips part, Tongues caress, Tasting the emotion. Seconds feel like minutes, ...

Added 05 Sep 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 865 | 2 Comments

When I hold your warm body in my arms Your head on my chest I inhale the scent of your hair And like a drug You intoxicate me. No words Just a warm feeling Like a blanket Wrapping us both up In a moment of true happiness That I wish would never end. ...

Added 03 Sep 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,081 | 4 Comments

She walked into the bedroom, naked, ruffling her short, wet hair dry with a towel. Catching sight of her body in the mirror she stood and smiled. Despite her age, Chrissie still had the kind of body that attracted attention. Breasts still pert, curvy hips and those legs that had enticed men for many years. A muffled ringtone came from her dressing table and, rummaging through the selection...

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Mandy and Sam sat on their suitcases outside Malaga airport, having a post-flight cigarette before boarding the coach that would take them to the resort. Mandy placed the cigarette between her lips, lit it, inhaled and blew out a plume of smoke through pursed lips. This was the third year running that they had embarked on this, most profitable, enterprise. They had come up with the idea in...

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